Close your eyes and spin the wheel of dating woes. You get 3 guesses. Ready. Set. GO!!! 😂

Awesomeo70706 · 2020-07-29T14:37:09+00:00

Easy to have a 12 hour date when youre unemployed...but seriously, these women stay stuck in this state of delusion their whole lives and i often wonder why older women never teach younger women how to choose better/the right men. They never mature. Like how can a woman who has been burned by Chad multiple times not teach young girls to avoid this type of man.

Jake-Orion · 2020-07-29T14:23:59+00:00

"I WANT CHAD! I need Chad butterflies and sex! Give me Chad now!"

Uh huh...

HornsOfApathy · 2020-07-29T14:47:22+00:00

"12 hour dates"

More like 1 hour drinks. Then 11 hours of swallowing Chad's cock.

That ain't no date. That's a good fuck session for $12 worth of effort.

Makhmalak · 2020-07-29T14:41:03+00:00

Alpha widow confirmed

Traksimuss · 2020-07-29T15:00:55+00:00

As esteemed Internet doctor, my diagnosis - Alpha Widowitis in really bad condition. The only cure would be taking Chad intravaginally daily, but unfortunately you are not eligible (more than 30 candles) for this treatment. That leaves us with no choice but to only treat symptoms, similar to your herpes. Please visit nearest wine store and cat shelter with my prescription in hand. Also do not mix alcohol and antidepressants.

ThatDamnedRedneck · 2020-07-29T15:02:09+00:00

"12 hour dates for our first 5 meetings"

Anyone here think they were meeting for breakfast and spending the day together?

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-07-29T15:03:55+00:00

What is there to critique? You are perfect, princess, and these men cant handle you. Never settle, never change

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-07-29T15:20:17+00:00

Translation:

The guy that really rung my bell left me. I don't like any of these other guys because I want the one who got away, but he isn't coming over to fuck me or even returning my texts.

Alpha widowed--constantly in search of what she will never find again.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-07-29T15:08:58+00:00

Her aspirations are outpacing her reality. Like a person with Caviar tastes with a tuna budget. Also, if her ex was so dope, why isn’t she still with him? Did he kick her to the curb?

dipmalya · 2020-07-29T15:14:17+00:00

One Word T-I-N-G-L-E-S.

Honest_Solution · 2020-07-29T15:15:17+00:00

3 dates in a week? She’s in it for the free meals and drinks.

JimmySage · 2020-07-29T15:27:43+00:00

She fried her pair bonding abilities from sleeping with Chad Tyrone and Mohammad.

69problemCel · 2020-07-29T16:27:24+00:00

Her next post: So I met this 6’6 pro athlete we had fun I feel like we really clicked so I slept with him and today I woke up and I can’t find him, I feel like nobody will ever love me. Hire my onlyfanpage: PrincessUnicornFlowerLove I also sell socks.

The_Mole_Dizzle · 2020-07-29T15:31:04+00:00

Looks like the roast is almost done

akihonj · 2020-07-29T15:36:35+00:00

She could have spared herself some time if she just said

Why do good guys not give me the crotch fuzzies like the bad boys do.

Let's be honest here that's what she's saying, why can't nice normal guys with a stable job, a home and no obvious red flags actually be bad guys who are going to use me up, treat me like crap sleep with my sister and walk out on me.

RedDeAngelo · 2020-07-29T15:30:11+00:00

i can bet a grand these were all from a dating app.

she's obviously just going for guys who are rich and/or good looking, and then she actually meets them in person and realise theyre complete duds.

GayyFieri · 2020-07-29T18:02:04+00:00

She fucked up her pair bonding. For her bonding with men was like a new toy- she played with it so much and got it from so many men that she just finds no interest in it anymore.

If you are over thirty and having three dates in a week you've really fucked up. Whenever I date an old woman I always hear the same stories; all these women over thirty have lines of men at their door like they're in a eighties hair metal band. Then they expect men to take them seriously and act like they are a prize. It's disgusting.

I know the view is women in their twenties are slutty and trashy but they have nothing on post wall, post divorce old women in their thirties and forties. They are filthy.

thetotalpackage7 · 2020-07-29T15:32:34+00:00

alpha widow.

GoodBoi_JStack · 2020-07-29T17:58:57+00:00

Lol, TF when you’ve got the 1000 cock stare and your emotional callouses keep you from being able to pair bond.

Devilsgun · 2020-07-29T23:21:27+00:00

She's Chadbroken.

Her Ex was Teh One in her mind, heart, and soul, and he broke the fuck out of her by fucking her. No other man will ever compare, and no matter what any other man does she'll give a sly smirk whenever Ex's name is mentioned and will, if given any opportunity, try to take up with him and give him a wild fuck to try and 'win him back' at ANY cost, even the end of her newer, more stable relationship.

Any guy who earnestly tries to get with her (i.e. 'for keeps') will get THUNDERCUCKED the moment homie is out of prison or away from "that fat fucking bitch he's with now", guaranteed.

Hit it and quit it, or better yet leave it alone. If you MUST bone then go deep, go hard, and go away while she's still in fantasy land about you, like her ex did.

2020-07-29T16:54:16+00:00

Translation: I didn’t get tingles with these safe, decent men. I’m definitely not the problem, please keep feeding me bullshit.

leartistoflife · 2020-07-29T17:46:29+00:00

Can anyone say alpha widowed any louder than this woman?

2020-07-29T19:26:56+00:00

She can’t pair bond because of all the dick.

8bitbebop · 2020-07-29T20:30:00+00:00

Shes lying. She wasnt the one who walked out thinking "meh" each of those men ghosted her after a first date and this post is her way of saving face to herself. Not everyone is made for everyone, compatability is a crapshoot

UltimaterializerX · 2020-07-29T19:17:20+00:00

Expecting 12 hour dates? The fuck.

SafeBendyStraw · 2020-07-29T17:02:35+00:00

something something pair bonding?

algoritm420 · 2020-07-29T18:45:31+00:00

Ah the alpha widow

BrainlessMutant · 2020-07-29T23:14:00+00:00

12 hour dates count banging the whiskey dick soft and sleeping the hangover away?

woxmintari · 2020-07-29T21:41:41+00:00

Long way of saying I want free meals.

AshyBoneVR4 · 2020-07-30T04:00:03+00:00

Women never satisfied with their options till their options are all taken away. Then it turns into, where have all the good men gone?

deon10 · 2020-07-29T15:34:24+00:00

Just to play Devils advocate here :

Somebody being a good person doesn't make them attractive.

I myself wouldn't want to date a girl just because she's a nice/good girl if I'm not attracted to her.

I agree with the idea of this sub in general, BIG TIME, but this idea that just because some guys are good men the woman should get with them is not how it works. The same way men don't get with women that don't get their dicks hard just because they're nice.

Dela65 · 2020-07-29T17:59:22+00:00

3 dates this week? Social distancing much????

Zingerius · 2020-07-29T18:12:50+00:00

Well thats pathetic.

TheGermanJonas · 2020-07-29T21:41:24+00:00

This doesn't even seem that unreasonable?

godworksout · 2020-07-30T00:20:53+00:00

The first problem is that they took her on a date. No modern woman will respect any man that takes her on a date.

chateauhearstielive · 2020-07-30T00:53:51+00:00

Alpha widoooowwwww

DeafAgileNut · 2020-07-30T03:52:46+00:00

To answer her questions, oxytocin.

devansh_ · 2020-07-30T04:00:22+00:00

Classic example of an Alpha Widow

Rex-Holes · 2020-07-30T05:24:51+00:00

My ex was high on blow and told me she'd never love me like her abusive ex becuase he made her feel so special before he'd beat her. I got the fuck away from that chick so fast...

Ranidaphobia · 2020-07-30T07:58:57+00:00

Press F for the Alpha Widow

loneliness-inc · 2020-07-30T22:27:07+00:00

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Close your eyes and spin the wheel of dating woes. You get 3 guesses. Ready. Set. GO!!! 😂

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Title	Close your eyes and spin the wheel of dating woes. You get 3 guesses. Ready. Set. GO!!! 😂
Author	loneliness-inc
Upvotes	539
Comments	180
Date	July 29, 2020 2:20 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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