Obese landwhale, 34, with atrocious grammar and body even a woman 25-years older than her would be ashamed of doesn't have the patience to teach a man how to behave. Oh..and you better have a job to impress this angry hambeast.

Tsnacker77 · 2021-01-17T19:56:15+00:00

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NickTesla2018 · 2021-01-17T19:58:05+00:00

That's one of the worst ones yet in 2021. You guys always find the science projects.

Martellus732 · 2021-01-17T20:47:37+00:00

Oh goody, an angry hog...what did we do to deserve it.

Miggymoggy · 2021-01-17T20:57:03+00:00

Every single profile from women on dating sites seems to be hostile, aggressive and offensive but to give them credit, they are very good at putting their shitty personalities into words.

Bottom of the barrel cancerous women like her will still do well on dating sites.

According-Werewolf-2 · 2021-01-17T20:13:51+00:00

This is like a hostage making demands and threatening the terrorist... Lady, all you can do is pray to whatever you believe in, that whatever creature will choose to spend time with you...

liberalbutnotcrazy · 2021-01-18T00:04:12+00:00

I work in InfoSec and it’s common knowledge that scammers use bad spelling and grammar in their phishing emails intentionally so that it selects for those of lower intelligence that are more likely to fall for a scam.

Perhaps she’s using this technique.

Or perhaps she really is that much of a moron.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-01-17T20:38:22+00:00

Her size, grammar, and punctuation alone made me cringe. But, her very tragic list of men she's fucked is just one more massive nail in the coffin she built on her own.

madriverdog · 2021-01-17T20:56:26+00:00

Native American, member of the Tuboflard tribe.

kadams3 · 2021-01-17T22:22:47+00:00

Imagine the cost of feeding her....

I guess the upside is you would only need to get her a trough and just feed her with a slop bucket. She doesn't seem the type to be comfortable eating in places with 4 walls or a floor not covered in straw.

mistralol · 2021-01-17T20:13:25+00:00

I find it funny when they are on a "dating" site.. Then state "wanting a man in their life". Umm yeah why else would you be on the site?

Also seems like an uneducated pile of trash that cannot string a coherent sentance together.

Snoo33176 · 2021-01-17T23:27:51+00:00

The older I get, the fatter and angrier Western women become.

alexandersimon · 2021-01-17T22:09:38+00:00

Her soulmate must be another woman or a fully stock fridge

rahsoft · 2021-01-17T22:17:37+00:00

maybe she should have removed the rubber swim assist ring off first before taking the photo ?

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-01-17T22:39:38+00:00

The pic is cut off put you can tell she is not even smiling in her pic. She looks dreadful in it but smiling would help a small amount!

Her attitude is horrendous. Literally no guy wants a woman with this attitude

Aibhne_Dubhghaill · 2021-01-18T03:08:33+00:00

Women these days write their bios like they're teenaged boys looking to pick a street fight.

qkmax · 2021-01-18T01:12:48+00:00

I was discussing this sub with a coworker the other day. We are both older and and been around. I asked the question, “Is if just me or are the sluts just getting trashier and more bitchy? He told me that I was not wrong, Thanks to social media and all the BS that goes with it. You have all these women that are 2 and 3’s thinking that they deserve a 9 or 10. They also act like entitled and rude as hell. Back twenty-five years or more ago women that knew they were 3 or 4 didn’t kid themselves and scare off potential fuck buddies with a bitch attitude. Hell even the most slutty chicks seemed nicer. Now they just seem so trashy! Believe me I work in a factory with some of the biggest nastiest whores you will find! I’ve see it all! Sad!

zaneymcfucksmith · 2021-01-18T03:19:15+00:00

What she lacks in appearance she also lacks in personality

WeebQueenie42 · 2021-01-18T05:25:19+00:00

Hehehe, T W I S E

seekingfinding · 2021-01-17T20:06:56+00:00

Just take a slice o land beast and make a sammich.

reignoferror00 · 2021-01-17T23:44:42+00:00

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius" By that standard she must be a 1%er in looks and smarts.

I'd need a much, much higher alcohol tolerance if I took a drink every time these nutcases used a letter for a word or missed punctuation. If she used a spell or grammar checker the program would likely seize up and then beg "Please, no. I can't take any more!"

Mahamedia · 2021-01-18T07:36:47+00:00

Andrea Dworkin?

Sake99 · 2021-01-18T06:34:52+00:00

If anyone of you guys spot her neck, let me know.

UpperclassmanKuno · 2021-01-17T22:46:36+00:00

Her hand looks like the infinity gauntlet

thisisnotyourconcern · 2021-01-18T00:43:37+00:00

Gotta love Pidgen English!

Buchwild · 2021-01-18T02:29:00+00:00

She's so important and busy that she doesn't have time to type out "you" 😂

SylvestorTalone · 2021-01-18T02:53:44+00:00

That attitude would be galling coming from a 10. From this beast it's absurd to a degree I can't explain with words

neverinamillionyr · 2021-01-18T03:38:11+00:00

That profile was unreadable. I don’t care what she looks like. This is a hard pass.

mimiczx · 2021-01-18T06:06:18+00:00

"twise" 😂

scoutthedog1 · 2021-01-18T01:11:27+00:00

I don't know, is it me, what happened to grammar and punctuation?

TheForestLobster · 2021-01-18T04:32:00+00:00

At 32, how is your basic grammar THIS bad?

MarinTaranu · 2021-01-18T08:40:30+00:00

I don't understand where is this gumption is coming from in this woman. I saw her pic and immediately want to run away from everything she has to offer, just plain toxic.

Llawgoch25 · 2021-01-18T11:15:04+00:00

How would you even hold a conversation with that? Seriously what would you talk about? You can just tell that the most basic shit would confuse the fuck out of her and her way of dealing with it would be to throw a tantrum

MarinTaranu · 2021-01-18T11:35:55+00:00

First thing I want to know - who hires such a creature?

3HardWay · 2021-01-18T13:13:31+00:00

The text is like alphabet soup pouring down the screen.

And you know your body is not really human when your fat is forming static waves that are visible through layers of heavy clothing.

coloradocaniac · 2021-01-18T15:57:00+00:00

"teach a grown man how to behave."

Do you have the time to teach yourself portion control?

kyledontcare · 2021-01-17T21:44:34+00:00

Medusa lives again.

One-Move · 2021-01-18T02:46:03+00:00

I male 51 will put in my will, that my body may be used for science, but not by these “things”, even dead I have some pride.

BjorkIsAWarCrime · 2021-01-18T04:05:26+00:00

I had to have a soundtrack for this: https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE

SquirtBurt · 2021-01-18T05:29:59+00:00

I don’t feel sorry for her at all but imagine the quality of the idiotic men that actually meet up with her. She’s so jaded because she literally dates 1’s.

69xoxoxo420 · 2021-01-18T06:41:41+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂

kitkatkickass · 2021-01-18T07:35:24+00:00

I got a fucking stroke.

IncorrigibleLee86 · 2021-01-18T10:52:27+00:00

I send her a dick pic & see if she's down on a tuesday night after the batchelor.

evergreen35 · 2021-01-18T14:17:13+00:00

Some are more "imperfect" than others.

RedPillMissionary · 2021-01-18T16:34:27+00:00

We’ll all be speaking ebonics by 2100

gunrunner1926 · 2021-01-18T17:13:57+00:00

Whoa mule! Whoa!

LaLa_Land543 · 2021-01-19T01:22:46+00:00

Good lord. Look at the muffin top screaming demands. She's in no place to have requirements.

LaLa_Land543 · 2021-01-19T23:05:46+00:00

Ladylike and not bitter at all!

AdventurerNeo · 2021-01-20T09:50:37+00:00

My eyes are burning after reading that atrocious piece of writing. What on earth was that?

HashnPotatoes · 2021-01-20T20:27:36+00:00

Chicken legs and a Michelin Man torso. Out here lookin like a triple scoop of ice cream

2021-01-25T15:53:07+00:00

Wow, project much?

I'm sure you're not angry because your a fat, low-life, angry, unfulfilled, sexless jerk.

But tell us again how you really feel!

IncorrigibleLee86 · 2021-02-04T22:20:55+00:00

woof woof woof, you know she has been shot down by men.

guggyub · 2021-01-17T20:16:59+00:00

In fairness id hope us geezers have a decent job by the time we’re close to her age

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