Where to start with this one...?🤡😬 36yo mother of 3 refuses to settle and has deal breakers.🙄 This tatted, buzz cut, wig wearing wild child lives with her MOM! Gents, one at a time please! ✋🏃🏻🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏃‍♂️

rpool179 · 2021-01-21T06:18:18+00:00

Wild and crazy but no hookups. Something feels off 🤔

f3wl · 2021-01-21T06:38:00+00:00

Mental illness haircut, tats, and multiple kids. Odds of nipple piercing is high (AF). More red flags than a Chinese parade

evergreen35 · 2021-01-21T11:14:19+00:00

What would women call a 36 year old man who lives with his mom?

"LOSER, INCEL"

fuzzy_brb · 2021-01-21T07:21:32+00:00

A decrepit old used up 1980 corolla with 500k miles can be yours for an asking price of $1M! Act now before it's gone!

Sound silly right? That's how ridiculous she sounds.

2021-01-21T08:25:50+00:00

I don't know about you guys. But, any type of negativity AT ALL in a dating profile is an automatic swipe left. And, that's before we get into her baggage and what she obviously isn't bringing to the table.

Hint... if she lives with her folks to save money you better believe you're paying for every last thing if you decide to accept this challenge.

2021-01-21T06:39:36+00:00

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bruh_what_the_f · 2021-01-21T07:20:39+00:00

One of these photos is from a decade ago, can you guess which? Like a fucking game of where's waldo.

mistralol · 2021-01-21T06:51:39+00:00

Can't tell if "I live with my female parental unit" means social care / support unit or living with mother.

Also is temporary... does that mean for the last 36 years?

MasouriChan · 2021-01-21T07:29:13+00:00

Damn she a keeper, keep the fuck away from me

Roy_14903 · 2021-01-21T12:30:41+00:00

A bit off topic but I don't trust people who hate cats.

peshMeten · 2021-01-21T09:45:33+00:00

Lives with her mom who can babysit for free whilst she engages with fuckboys in reckless abandon with the mating ritual that nature demands.

lil_did_she_know · 2021-01-21T06:46:47+00:00

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jzck20 · 2021-01-21T10:53:09+00:00

I am the only one thinking that that hair cut is very unfeminine ?

Seeing that hair cut and being "picky AF": something does not compute

Tyler-Durden825 · 2021-01-21T12:19:20+00:00

Having a cat is a dealbreaker but you are coming to the table with 3 kids and you live at home?

meerita · 2021-01-21T13:44:25+00:00

This Marxist Thot calls her mother a female parental unit but calls herself a mom. Seriously. She is not only a stupid Marxist prostitute but also a demented person. Now we know the reason she went full retard: she hated her family.

altair43 · 2021-01-21T08:48:32+00:00

I would like to go to the end of the line. Somebody else can take my spot. Thanks!

AurelianWay · 2021-01-21T10:11:35+00:00

"36, First... I'm picky AF!! I know what I want and I refuse to settle. I'm a mom of 3"

They say a picture can speak a thousand words but a couple sentences in a woman's OLD profile has the same effect. Just by reading those few sentences I could already visualize the downward spiral my life would take if I ever hooked up with this broad long term.

Brendadonna · 2021-01-21T13:44:22+00:00

It’s obvious that cats see through her bullshit

Dejesus_H_Christian · 2021-01-21T11:31:08+00:00

Pineapple on pizza is a massive red flag.

mgsgamer1 · 2021-01-21T13:42:26+00:00

I hate people that call kids "tiny humans" or "mini humans" and dogs or cats "fur babies". Female parental unit? Is she going for a robot/alien vibe?

nosce-te-ipsuum · 2021-01-21T11:45:09+00:00

She is just a 5/10 or 6/10 who thinks is the most awesome woman in the world. The saddest part is to know that there is guys who chase after her...

rockstar2022 · 2021-01-21T12:06:54+00:00

This is a great example of why I don't use dating apps. I just walk away from it all.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-01-21T12:23:31+00:00

Filters, funny hair cuts and she lives with her mother, temporarily. Right? She's a loser with 3 kids.

ostad_jahangir · 2021-01-21T13:56:28+00:00

No hookups? So how did you get those mini humans who has no father?

aimlessromantic · 2021-01-21T11:29:38+00:00

She's just set herself for a life full of dissapointments.

_Nequis_ · 2021-01-21T11:34:11+00:00

It sounds like she's living with a fucking Mothertron 3000 bot

Klopaper · 2021-01-21T11:34:34+00:00

I like the fact that she uses (supposedly) intellectual expressions in the first half of her bio. I think she tries to convey that she isn't as stupid as a brick. I mean she is but you have to give her probs for even trying lmao

jonakk2 · 2021-01-21T12:07:25+00:00

cats deal breaker lol

abacabbmk · 2021-01-21T11:36:14+00:00

She has goals.

thefudmaster · 2021-01-21T12:14:06+00:00

Pineapple on pizza? Pump and dump material

killbillydeluxe · 2021-01-21T13:37:28+00:00

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alroc84 · 2021-01-21T14:14:25+00:00

Imagine if we (men) had a picky extensive bio on our dating app. Lmaoo females would be bitching all day long

LiberiAdExtremum · 2021-01-21T14:43:56+00:00

Picky af

But low key and chill

Yeah, no byeeee

Aldabruzzo · 2021-01-21T15:20:04+00:00

Mom of 3, lives with mom.

Translation: Financially insolvent, desperate for cash. Living with mom cramps her style and she needs to GTFO of there ASAP. She will use your resources to do it. Beta buxes, line up for evaluation. Have tax returns and bank statements at the ready, boys.

2021-01-21T16:00:34+00:00

"I HAVE THREE KIDS! HERE ARE MY DEMANDS"

blairrr · 2021-01-21T13:41:30+00:00

What's wrong with someone smoking or having a cat as a dealbreaker?

knv514 · 2021-01-21T15:45:34+00:00

Lmfaooo @ female parental unit. She has three kids so you’d never see her and when you do, you can guarantee that she’ll always be at your place.

Run!

meme_harder · 2021-01-21T16:21:18+00:00

You can't be so picky as a single of mother of 3 kids. Seriously, her standards should be at the bottom.

Zombeflandrs · 2021-01-21T16:46:43+00:00

Shocked she doesn’t have a bull ring!

Gloval1 · 2021-01-21T17:10:45+00:00

I'll just never get over these profiles that are so confrontational. It really tells you a lot about a person when they're arguing with you before you've even met.

Invictus_Mane0 · 2021-01-21T06:19:20+00:00

Hello, how are you.

Nuzzy21 · 2021-01-21T14:44:46+00:00

Female parental unit, beep boop bop

swiftdickens · 2021-01-21T15:51:37+00:00

“It’s all for a purpose and I have goals” umm...3 kids, almost 40, not married, and don’t even have your own home. I think you missed the goal already.

ForgottenFart · 2021-01-21T16:32:45+00:00

Look at them crazy eyes...this the type of bitch who will cut your dick off in your sleep while laughing hysterically.

3HardWay · 2021-01-21T16:49:26+00:00

Beach over mountains? As if she could afford to go to either. If I'm paying I think I'll choose where I go and who I go with.

BTW, she doesn't like cats because they can see right into her evil soul and freak the fuck out.

Grubblin · 2021-01-21T16:56:06+00:00

She's the rarest of beings in the Animal Kingdom ... a Conflicted Land Sponge. She's wild and crazy while being low key and chill yet hasn't left the protective habitat of her female parental unit. Her one day goal is to finally leave home, after the three mini humans are raised to be fully dysfunctional Conflicted Land Sponges.

DS_1900 · 2021-01-21T21:02:48+00:00

She ... sounds ... delightful ...

/s

Redhood616 · 2021-01-22T03:56:15+00:00

Single moms “raising” single moms “raising” single moms

BluepillProfessor · 2021-01-21T16:42:30+00:00

Why do I look at half these pics and say: That's gotta be a dude. WTF? Looks like a ladyboy from Thailand.

2021-01-22T08:45:48+00:00

So she’s a mom, but her mom is a “female parental unit”? Way to dehumanize your mom, you perfect sheep. The government would be proud

DrDog09 · 2021-01-22T14:44:53+00:00

"Gents, one at a time please! "

Why? Betcha she would do a threesome in a heartbeat if they are both 9's or better. :)

Pawnnshop99 · 2021-01-22T18:24:07+00:00

Pineapple on pizza wtf dis bch dun lost her mind to the streets!

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