Met a chick the other night, she was adamant that we exchange Insta. Now I don’t use social media (aside from this beautiful thing called Reddit), I don’t follow anyone nor do they follow me but whatever... She wanted to trade Insta and I need to get with the times with these things.

At first, I thought she was only interested in me becoming an orbiter (which I would have quelled in an instant, a mistake many of these young ones don’t do), however, her ‘I want you to fuck me’ eyes and IOI were telling me otherwise.

So we add each other, I jump on it the next day and do a ‘stalk’ if you will and liked one photo of hers and one photo only... It was from early 2019... She was on a beach, wearing a G-String bikini and posing with the ocean as the background.

A few moments later, she hits me with a DM.

Her: “I see you’re stalking my old pics :P”

Me: “Well that pic truly stood out... I take it your BF took that photo?”

Her: “OMG Yes! Ex now though...”

Me: “You should thank him for me, that pic has made me have some dirty thoughts (emoji)”

Her: “Haha what kinda dirty things (emoji)”

Me: “Why not come over and find out...”

She came over that night, we fucked twice before she left for her place as she had work in the morning.

Moral of the story... I did something that could easily have been perceived as creepy!

She, however, already wanted to fuck me and it’s ‘forgivable’ to do stupid kinda shit like that.

So young ones... Stop putting so much FUCKING PRESSURE on yourselves.

Do whatever the fuck you want to do (to an extent) and chill the fuck out, have fun and enjoy yourselves when it comes to this game of plowing women!

Imagine spending minutes, hours, days - fretting about something you might have said or done when you should be DGAF!

If said chick didn’t hit me with a DM... I wouldn’t have even cared nor even realized and/or remembered that she was now on my Insta from then on forth.

Chill the fuck out!

TC.

Lift to failure!