All her history is with younger guys. At 37 she will not sleep with you even after the third date. WAATGM who are younger than her?

ColonelPrittius · 2020-12-23T13:32:15+00:00

She only wants younger guys so she can feel young again herself. Older men wouldn't tolerate her acting like she's still in her 20s. That "Helps that I don't look 37!" is just a clear sign of how delusional she is.

Women would rather live in their dreamworld and ruin their prospects of actually finding long-term happiness than to accept reality.

2020-12-23T13:44:42+00:00

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adriannmng · 2020-12-23T13:40:31+00:00

In her twenties making younger dudes waiting for sex worked. But at 37 she wants a good looking 25 year old Chad gentlleman who is going shopping and watches "love island" with her to just wait until she feelz like he deserves sex? Talk about delusional.

Traksimuss · 2020-12-23T13:28:10+00:00

Like younger dudes would be looking for more than getting a dick wet with her. But sure, keep choosing the same guys with the same traits.

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2020-12-23T13:24:11+00:00

she looks good for 37, she might have 6 or 7 months of fertility left. lol

2020-12-23T13:45:13+00:00

Not after sex pests, please swipe left!

Lass, you're on a hookup site and just invited literally everyone to swipe left.

I am far too sensible, trustworthy, reliable, honest and respectful.

In your dreams. First off, stating that you are these things, suggests you are none of these things and are trying to use this way of reducing the your temptation to simply get pumped and dumped by your own desire.

Sensible. If you truly were sensible, you wouldn't be looking for a relationship on tinder; you'd already be married, your children in their teens, and you working on your career now that the hardest part of being a mom is over.

Trustworthy. Trust has to be earned. Nothing you wrote suggests you can be trusted.

Reliable. That remains to be seen. I am sure you can be relied upon to spend a man's money, but that is where certainties end.

Honest. See Trustworthy.

Respectful. Right, you follow that up with Only those that are genuine should apply. Nothing says I respect people like making it sound like a job application. Also, the men who want to pump and dump you, the men you find so hot, are genuine in their desire to leave you with a vagina full of sperm and nothing else.

I am not into hooks up, one night stands. This woman is real and wouldn't sleep with a guy on a third date, let alone a first date.

This strongly suggests you have done both already, and you have had your share of ONS as well as hookups. If you really did not want that type of "contact"... why are you on tinder at all?

Where are all the gentlemen at?

In the friendzone, where you left them.

And yes, I do prefer a younger guy, I have more in common with them, and my history has always been men younger than me.

So you are admitting that you are nothing but training material?

Helps that I don't look 37.

Lass, you see what you want to see. What a guy sees counts, and what they see is an easy lay of average looks. Your age doesn't really enter into it if the only interest is direct depositing of sperm.

Happy swiping!

Yes, good luck, you'll need it.

Optyck48 · 2020-12-23T13:40:54+00:00

well...she's in for a rude awakening and a lonely future.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-12-23T13:30:37+00:00

Not after sex pests... I am far too sensible, trustworthy, reliable, honest and respectful!

A) none of that has to do with sex or "sex pests".

B) I doubt you even know what any of those words mean, and that like most women, you just use them based on the emotions they evoke.

C) no Oxford Comma, huh? People who don't use the Oxford Comma tend to be ignorant, uneducated and just plain dumb. They're almost as bad as people who use hypocritical humor.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-12-23T14:27:53+00:00

At 37, she feels like she can compete with 27 yr. olds. Two long years from now (many pump & dumps later), she'll complain about men her own age wanting younger women. She believes her svelte figure helps her compete while she ignores her fertility. Like the dyes covering the gray hairs in her scalp, her life is filled with facades and masks. She lives in deception and camouflage, she’s even deceiving herself. She’ll one day wake up and proceed to assign the blame to the “media".

asdf333aza · 2020-12-23T15:09:54+00:00

Her history with men younger than her explains why she is single. Once they young guys level up and realize they can get a younger model, she's going right back to the streets.

Honestly, probably only goes for younger guys, cause those young guys haven't built up their value yet. They don't know the dangers of women and are the ones she can manipulate. And no guy her age or guy with value would put up with her demands.

Her: No sex until after the third date.

Guy her age: there isn't going to be a third date.

Her: shocked pikachu face.

DEATH2BLM · 2020-12-23T15:14:03+00:00

Her TOP interest is Love Island, a reality show about a bunch of randoms hooking up on an island. Nothing else needs to be said.

loneliness-inc · 2020-12-23T15:17:59+00:00

Never feed her before you fuck her and always follow Tom Leykis's three strikes rule. If she hasn't put out by the end of the third date, dump that bitch.

Martellus732 · 2020-12-23T16:16:22+00:00

I think we can all agree she doesn't look 37....she looks older.

BeckTech · 2020-12-23T16:22:52+00:00

It’s sad that she said “apply,” as in this is some sort of job you are applying for. What have we come to as a nation if women view guys dating them as one of their “jobs.”

Aldabruzzo · 2020-12-23T15:21:45+00:00

Hi! I can't write anything without using exclamation points! Because! I ! Am! So! Excited! And! Cool! Younger guys are my favorite cuz they can get rock hard in 5 seconds! I'm only saying I won't sleep with a guy after the third date! The guys I've dated know I'll fuck on the first date if I'm feeling it! I want chivalry? Yes! I used a question mark there! I just found it on the keyboard! Go me!!

0mrcynic0 · 2020-12-23T13:57:53+00:00

"I'm a sensible woman who is looking for more excitement on a hookup site than approach men in real life since I'm already near my expiration date and has overblown expectations with those whom I date. I only prefer younger guys because I still have the mentality and the body of a young woman and I will keep doing it because I can."

newtomtl83 · 2020-12-23T15:02:47+00:00

Helps that I don't look 37!

I hate when people say shit like that. I don't need you to tell ME what my own eyes can see. I'll be the judge of my own fucking opinions, thanks.

Krampus1313 · 2020-12-23T15:05:22+00:00

a veggie with a ring on her finger that is also wanting to be lusted after like a cougar? I guess she doesn't have kids so there is that.

asdf333aza · 2020-12-23T15:11:08+00:00

Girls who aren't the least bit lady-like asking for gentlemen.

J23_G0at · 2020-12-23T16:55:18+00:00

My main question is, how can people in these dating profiles, afford such lavish looking rooms/apartments/houses?

I mean, every time I see a dating profile. It looks like they live in some pretty expensive places.

coke501 · 2020-12-23T14:28:47+00:00

Not after sex pests

According to common knowledge (at least here) whatever a woman on a hookup-app writes that she has no interest in tells you everything you need to know about what kind of guy she chose in the past.

I am far to sensible, trustworthy, reliable, honest and respectful

Yeah, trustworthy and reliable are not traits that you have, just because you claim that you do. That' for other people to decide. As for the rest, sensible is not something I really care about and honesty is the bare minimum.

This woman is real and wouldn't sleep with a guy on a third date let alone a first date

So, the second one is fine? On the other hand with you obviously being attracted to sex pests and with

my history has always been man younger than me

i don't see a reasonable chance that you are truthful about your dating habits. So that makes your claim of honesty a little bit untrustworthy.

Happy swiping

Yeah, no ...

ronoda12 · 2020-12-23T18:05:06+00:00

Sounds like she was the sex pest till she hit the wall. What utter garbage people are on tinder?

adriannmng · 2020-12-23T15:30:10+00:00

The definition of sex pests for these thots:

Average, not 6ft+ guy: Hi, want to grab a drink? Her: Eeeew, poliiice, I am harrased by a sex pest.

Hawt Chad: Hi, want to kookup? Her: You are so funny, let's go.

2020-12-23T16:04:18+00:00

"HEY BOYS! I LIKE FRESH YOUNG MEAT!"

DickVonPounDatSnatch · 2020-12-23T18:29:26+00:00

Alright Trebek, I'll take single by 52 for 500.

th0tguy · 2020-12-23T19:05:16+00:00

She doesn't look 37? She looks like Skrillex in 10 years.

LiberiAdExtremum · 2020-12-23T20:20:53+00:00

Love Island and shopping are some of her "interests"... Man ! I can't wait to get in line!

Me2Brah · 2020-12-23T21:14:17+00:00

At 37, the highlights of her life include Love Island and Nightlife.... you can’t make this shit up. You just can’t.

2020-12-23T21:24:58+00:00

She will break these rules for 'chad' guaranteed. She will spread before even the first date.

3rdLion · 2020-12-23T19:06:42+00:00

She doesn’t look 37 but her pussy looks 73

2020-12-24T10:43:02+00:00

Honest question, How do older guys feel about women their own age that lived the 'cougar' lifestyle and now looking to settle down ?

I feel like it would even be a problem for blue pilled guys.

Snoo33176 · 2020-12-24T21:14:08+00:00

Why is her face so red? Filters?

Beecher-Frank · 2020-12-23T19:28:22+00:00

You gotta give her credit for not being overweight. That’s rare for a woman in her 30’s these days.

panzer22222 · 2020-12-24T02:08:26+00:00

Younger guys want her because she is an easy lay that doesnt take any effort with zero expectation of having to fake a relationship.

FreeManIsFrank · 2020-12-24T03:58:59+00:00

Women that want younger guys are looking to find a young, healthier sperm donor that may improve her chances of conceiving and bring the child to full term. They're looking to baby trap some clueless young guy and after a few years, divorce rape. Then she'll be on dating sites at 45, with an infant that is her world, and looking to trap a cuck willing to pay to subside her life and some other man's child.

kfree313 · 2020-12-24T05:06:39+00:00

No, she doesn’t have more in common with younger men. She has more in common with a child with this garbage. “I do prefer” bitch nobody cares what you prefer.

throw-away-1709 · 2020-12-24T08:51:32+00:00

Teenies ! Go 4 this cougar.

Be quick!

In 20y she might go for twens.

ExBariPlayer · 2020-12-25T05:07:03+00:00

My eyes went straight to the wannabe wedding band.

Aurosanda · 2020-12-25T06:57:59+00:00

She looks like the same girl from. https://i.imgur.com/6d8ISp4.jpg wonder if thats a coincidence or if she spams multiple profiles. I would say actual age is early 40s based on the leathery speckled skin.

redditmoderator007 · 2020-12-26T17:16:35+00:00

First date and she's deep-throating me. Playing hard to get at 37 is comical. Send her my way.

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