I'm going to go out on a sturdy limb and guess this 34 year olds 'children' are more mature than she is. She is tired all the weirdos. Are you tryna be loved correctly men? Start the line here she is ready for you

Old_snowboarder · 2021-04-19T13:37:42+00:00

BLM supporters are like feminists - never prepared to take responsibility for their own fuck ups so blame some mythical bogeyman - white supremacy, institutionalised racism, the Patriarchy - take your pick. In other words, they're children.

Awesomeo70706 · 2021-04-19T14:07:23+00:00

I don't get it. What is she looking for? She doesn't need a man's money...she's not looking for sex.

She's too fat and has too many kids to be making any demands. She better take what she can get.

RuedigerBitte · 2021-04-19T14:05:13+00:00

be a grown-up

Can't even construct a sentence without at least one emoji. Wow.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-04-19T13:52:20+00:00

I think she has every red flag possible doesn’t she? Literally every one

Might have missed some

Don’t have time for a full analysis right now but I can’t think of any obvious red flags this woman doesn’t have

Single mom, weight, age, ego/entitlement, mental problems, professional victim. Just the whole list

SwinPain · 2021-04-19T14:09:11+00:00

Lol @ subtly using a fanny pack to hide the spilled over gut. Imagine if that level of effort was applied to a weight loss plan.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-04-19T14:15:52+00:00

No acronyms, emojis...

That line is immediately following her use of the acronym "AF", and is in the middle of a veritable sea of emojis.

Consistency is a tool of the patriarchy!

no sex

WTF is the point, then? Idiot.

TheAlphaRanger · 2021-04-19T14:11:08+00:00

>Human Resource

>”a cry baby”

The jokes write themselves.

Sake99 · 2021-04-19T14:56:37+00:00

The biggest redflag is that she works for HR.....

SCCock · 2021-04-19T13:59:48+00:00

A cry baby?

Ain't nobody got time for that.

DushmanKushh · 2021-04-19T16:29:14+00:00

Obesity is so rampant among black women in america that finding a fit black woman is basically winning the lottery for their men and they can't afford to be picky about anything else. Not an enviable position to be in.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-19T14:20:41+00:00

She dates with purpose - i.e., to get financial help

In exchange, that man get a crybaby who offers children and attitude and NO sex.

And again with the masks on the profile photos! What is she hiding? Gold teeth? Missing teeth? Herpes?? She can keep HER diseases, too!

I'd be fine if she doesn't message first, because I wouldn't message her at all. I'm good.

brianmcg321 · 2021-04-19T15:12:27+00:00

Human Resources. Enough said.

FormerBTfan · 2021-04-19T14:11:20+00:00

This one forgot to add CDM to her profile. Calories Don't Matter.

Monday morning and I needed the laugh that this Kweens profile provides.

Muchas Gracias OP

ThrowAway_Dantes · 2021-04-19T15:55:27+00:00

Why does she keep emphasizing her fat ass lmao?

You don’t care about money (lol yeah right)

Ain’t no body give a shit you got a fat ass from being a literal FAT ASS

The_Matchless · 2021-04-19T15:54:12+00:00

She's right, emojis are annoying. Next.

Aquilam · 2021-04-19T17:07:49+00:00

“No acronyms, emojis or 1 word responses...”

Her profile is littered with acronyms (“AF”) and emojis (too many stupid smiley faces to count)

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-04-19T23:14:50+00:00

She's at best a pump and dump, ghosts her as soon as she drinks the sauce. Don't even tell her your real name and use a burner phone. This woman will burn your house down like a BLM/Antifa peaceful protest.

southerncraftgurl · 2021-04-19T17:43:26+00:00

I don't know how yall can resist this one.

MastermindX · 2021-04-19T19:07:01+00:00

>Im black AF

>No acronyms

Can't make this shit up.

CondensedBemusement · 2021-04-20T11:37:47+00:00

Let's add it up shall we? We'll start from the top:

She has ZERO class ... that outfit on that body, that doesn't spell someone with style.

Stupid ... she's wearing a mask while she's taking a photo for a dating site.

'Works' in HR ... never a good sign as HR is the refuge of the incompetent

SJW (mental health awareness tag)

Racist (BLM tag) plus describes herself as black AF. Her skin color is the most important thing in her existence ... that's the definition of racist.

Parasitical (Shopping/Fashion tag) ... she wants YOU to pay for her shopping.

Entitled ... she won't message first

Hypocritical ... she says "No acronyms or 1 word messages" and then sprinkles her profile with emojis. I'd also say this rates as another count of STUPID.

Liar ... she says your money means shit to her, but you KNOW that you had better be ready to spend, and spend big because she is worth it

Repetitive ... she keep going on about how fat she is. Seriously ... we know, the photo leaves NOTHING to the imagination when it comes to the fact that she's a porker.

Impenetrable ... she manages to say nothing about what she wants, or what she offers.

intheloop76 · 2021-04-19T16:50:30+00:00

Dear lord she is entitled. I can't imagine dealing with that bio even on a fine looking 9. Don't walk, run.

rahsoft · 2021-04-19T17:05:19+00:00

the cardi-B look doesn't work for her( or indeed anyone)

UltimateShame · 2021-04-19T17:17:09+00:00

Always when I see lots of smilies, especially the non-ASCII ones, I assume trouble.

road_laya · 2021-04-19T17:44:10+00:00

Ask her how old her daughter is

sexytimeinseattle · 2021-04-19T18:05:05+00:00

No emojis?

igotthedrops · 2021-04-19T19:18:26+00:00

I’m so glad I deleted tinder and never looked back

2021-04-19T23:29:33+00:00

OH LAWD SHE COMIN!'

Rook_Cross · 2021-04-19T19:21:41+00:00

She may also have injected construction grade silicon in her rear. Fair warning, really may have injected something when it looks like that.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-04-19T20:09:36+00:00

How does she reach after using the restroom?

DankCommander7 · 2021-04-19T20:48:21+00:00

Her pic screams LOOK AT MY BIG FAT ASS LOOK AT IT! PLEASE SOMEONE LOOK AT ME!

C20H25N3O-C21H30O2 · 2021-04-19T21:08:48+00:00

No acronym, no emojis. Right... No double standards whatsoever.

Gaiinahat · 2021-04-20T01:05:42+00:00

"No acronyms" - Constantly uses "AF"

"No emojis" - Uses emojis all over the place

"or 1 word messages" - easy enough: Fuck off, bitch.

Past-Difficulty6785 · 2021-04-20T03:32:47+00:00

She writes, "no emojis" and then proceeds to fill her profile with a couple dozen emojis.

Some people...

danielnogo · 2021-04-20T00:46:33+00:00

Too good to message first, but wasnt too good to get knocked up several times. That's none if my business though.

Kermit_sipping_tea.jpg

happychickenpalace · 2021-04-20T06:27:17+00:00

HR bitches are the worst.

DrDog09 · 2021-04-20T10:11:09+00:00

Generational request. I grew up in a world where Twiggy was hot. (Twig) So can a Millennial or Gen Z explain to me why the Fat Ass has become a sex attractor??

Devilsgun · 2021-04-21T03:11:46+00:00

What the fuck is this trash ass dumb hoochie even trying to say? She's coming across as a complete retard.

kyledontcare · 2021-04-21T10:25:02+00:00

Is she the type on FDS?

soonershooter · 2021-04-19T19:46:32+00:00

"sturdy limb".......lol maybe a front-loader instead.

incarnate1 · 2021-04-19T20:09:08+00:00

Can't make this shit up..

Phai_H · 2021-04-20T00:42:56+00:00

Adding a bunch of qualifiers on your bio just raises a bunch of red flags automatically.

Your bio is already attracting the wrong type with all of those arbitrary statements.

Dianazene · 2021-04-20T01:40:53+00:00

This is the worst thing i’ve seen this year so far.

Notamayata · 2021-04-20T01:44:40+00:00

WTF MF?

Duplicarus · 2021-04-20T12:30:02+00:00

No emojis, uses emojis throughout the entire section

Starter91 · 2021-04-20T20:44:01+00:00

Are these femaledatingstrategy users?

whytehorse2017 · 2021-04-20T22:28:34+00:00

The sad thing is she'd be a 10 if she worked out 30min 3 times a week.

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-04-20T23:23:10+00:00

I have children, your 💰means 💩 to me, you know, because you might as well flush it in the 🚽

itsandrewbuck · 2021-04-21T16:08:26+00:00

Let's see...

Cry baby, everyone's ugly (has she checked a mirror during the past decade?), fatter in person (back to checking the mirror thing again), has kids, is annoying, awkward, did she mention fat again, SIMP for her because she's not putting out and not messaging first, everyone else is a weirdo (what was that thing about everyone else being the problem must mean that YOU are actually the problem? Yeah.).

Ooooh, sign me up immediately. 😂 By the way, is that a fanny pack?!? Really?

And it's SOOO annoying to be a grow-up. Typical entitled millennial who thinks everyone else should be responsible for their bad decision-making. Maybe you should have thought about the grown-up thing in your twenties (or earlier) when you let Mandingo pop a kid in you.

But the best part is that our money means nothing to her. So why the f*** is she looking for a guy again? Oh, that's right, after spewing all this negativity and hatred she wants to love someone correctly. If she truly knew how to do that, she wouldn't be looking around on Tinder now.

LeSpicyNugget · 2021-05-09T13:25:12+00:00

“No acronyms, emojis...” although several of these are sprinkled throughout her writing

BluepillProfessor · 2021-04-20T02:04:14+00:00

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