I can't imagine 😂 (xpost)

mobydickhunter · 2021-04-03T20:13:34+00:00

Guy: Did you come?

Me: Yes, to the wrong house 😑

MACMUA · 2021-04-03T18:54:16+00:00

I wish there was some kind of data base that had like Yelp reviews on this scrotes

It’s all nice in the beginning when they are ‘auditioning’ for h to e part. They try to be a person that is perfect for the woman. After like 2 weeks ..and when a woman says she wants to take it slow... they change

It’s gross. Why even waste your own time on a person that you know won’t keep you around. It’s like they enjoy the games ...pathetic

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-04-03T10:31:02+00:00

Women may feel they put themselves at risk of a man's anger and potentially violence, if she tells him he is unable to please her sexually. Or lead to him being emotionally abusive in the relationship, because it makes him feel insecure. It could even put other women at risk, if the man takes his anger out on other women.

AlpacaFancyAF · 2021-04-03T11:21:39+00:00

I almost spat my coffee out 😂 thanks, you made my day!

Mella_20 · 2021-04-03T13:50:35+00:00

Or give him the stank face.

He's not gonna pretend to orgasm.

ScrotonimoStilton · 2021-04-03T09:38:52+00:00

Why shitty life pro tip? This is great.

AnastasiaRomani · 2021-04-03T15:53:09+00:00

Oh, we're supposed to boo? I usually just burst out, LAUGHING.

r4nd0m-u53r · 2021-04-04T01:32:52+00:00

When they ask if you orgasmed I have to wonder... Have they never made a women orgasm before? I feel like it would be obvious that you have orgasmed. Like ... If you have to ask me. No. And now you've just told on yourself.

IllTill3859 · 2021-04-03T18:44:54+00:00

I don’t recommend this. Men have fragile egos and this could turn violent real quick. Better to keep quiet and not say anything. I simply say excuse me, I need to go pee, then I get up and wash and I am done. You don’t have to fake moan but booing will put your life in danger.

Substantial-Win-7612 · 2021-04-03T19:52:17+00:00

It is funny, I wish I could do it, but that’s a recipe for murder, man don’t take it well when you criticize their sexual performance

Maude2010 · 2021-04-04T00:54:02+00:00

I laughed so hard. And I’d love to be able to do this. But the risk of being raped, assaulted or murdered is too high.

Title	I can't imagine 😂 (xpost)
Author	iamtoopretty
Upvotes	1661
Comments	22
Date	April 3, 2021 9:06 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/mj4ybr/i_cant_imagine_xpost/
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