LTR jokes about a threesome

T00kTheRedPill · 2021-06-10T18:16:10+00:00

Red flag. She wants different cock. Demote to a plate or break up...or you can keep doing what you’re doing until she cheats or breaks up with you.

Good luck man. Your relationship is over.

615bachelor · 2021-06-10T18:28:33+00:00

Here is the harsh truth. she is basically telling you that she wants to have sex with other men. She has her eye on someone and wants her back to be blown out. There is truth in humor when it is coming from a females mouth. I would probably demote to plate. During the first few months of any ltr, most women are still banging guys behind your back.

But if you think that I am lying then try this experiment out before you demote her to a plate. Tell her that a threesome is okay and watch up set it up, then you will learn that she wasn't joking.

jb3617 · 2021-06-10T18:04:10+00:00

How is this even a question? Your LTR straight up asked you she wants to bang another dude.

End it and tell her things are just not going to work out between you but don't tell her why. No DEER. Just walk away.

ay-fuh-q · 2021-06-10T19:23:47+00:00

She’s not joking. She has a guy in mind. She’s either already fucked him or really wants to.

If she wants another dude at 3 months in….. you don’t have an LTR. You’re in denial.

MrNeverDryDick · 2021-06-10T17:58:43+00:00

You’re gonna get two types of replies here. One camp is gonna say breakup and communicate that with her. The other is gonna say quietly demote to plate, let her think she’s in the LTR, but you go about fucking other women.

Regardless of which avenue you take, the fact you’re here and asking this question is telling. She did not meet the standards you have made for an LTR.

CartographerSoft9317 · 2021-06-10T18:41:42+00:00

Don’t take this personal bro. People jus have their own needs

She isn’t wifey material for you. Demote her

I know it prolly sucks if u really like her. But the longer u stay with her after that the more attachment and greater pain at the end.

She asked to fuck another dude lol. And knows ur not bi but ur straight. So jus message her less, with dead replies, chat to other women and demote her without saying as much.

She should get the message and not do no dumb shit again. If she tries to win u back it’s up to u if u let her. But this time she likely won’t do as much dumb stuff

If u said yes- it wouldn’t have jus been a joke

lieutenantdong · 2021-06-10T18:05:52+00:00

Her friends just had one, now her having one is more important than you two.

If you do go ahead to get your own 3some, get yours first as girls will not honour an agreement after they get what they want. Then demote her.

MattyAnon · 2021-06-10T19:17:10+00:00

> p. Later she said she was joking

Ah yes the classic "it was just a joke".

> I find it disrespectful that she would even bring up a threesome. Red flag? Next? Break up? What’s the next step?

Demote to FWB.

richasalannister · 2021-06-10T20:11:21+00:00

Agree to it, but then bang the other dude yourself in front of her to assert dominance

Intrepid_Artist · 2021-06-10T18:22:18+00:00

Your LTR is dirty slut and she needs more dicks to feel satisfied.

You can't blame girl for her fantasies. Every girl has sluty side. Either she will open to you, or to random Chad.

She tried and you shut her down.

You can explore sexuality with her (threesome with dude/girl).

One way or another, you will have to move on eventually.

anon73945 · 2021-06-10T18:31:55+00:00

Would need to understand better the context in which the devil's 3 way was broached.

Was it brought up kind of as a joke, our out of the blue to get a rise out of you (shit test), or was she being serious?

If this was a shit test, proper response is an eye roll, followed with an "are you serious? don't be such a ho" retort, and then a slight but firm swat on the bottom indicating there are consequences for testing your authority. Guarantee the firm swat moistens the panties.

However if she came to you saying you needed to talk about something and brought this up in a serious manner, I still think the above response works, but you should immediately engage MrNeverDryDick's approach of demoting her to plate, and fucking other women.

bumbuff · 2021-06-10T19:26:04+00:00

She's already out the door. Best case you demote her to a plate.

Worst case you hard next.

Hold frame, don't get overly emotional (or passionate) in your discourse with her.

YeetYourBroke · 2021-06-10T20:04:56+00:00

The only threesome you should be having is with 2 girls. But since your demoting her to a FWB ask her who she wants to do it with then you know who she likes more than you, but say fuck that and get one of you virgin homies in on the action let him smash cause your a good friend and then demote her and she will feel like a used played piece of meat

themostgianthorse · 2021-06-10T18:27:12+00:00

At least your vetting is done.

Tambamwham · 2021-06-10T21:14:20+00:00

She knows exactly what dude too

Give_Praise_Unto_Me · 2021-06-10T23:26:38+00:00

She belongs to the streets

SmashNDash23 · 2021-06-11T01:48:55+00:00

Demote. She belongs to the intergalactic highways

BajaGhia · 2021-06-10T18:53:44+00:00

How the fuck did she become an LTR in three months? She driving a DeLorean or something?

Also, a threesome is two girls and a guy. Two guys and a girl is a train.

Make a date with her where you tell her you want to have an all night sex fest, just you and her. Pop a viagra and fuck the fuck out of her for a couple hours, till she can't take it anymore. After she gives up and says "no more" comfort her a lil but quietly allude to the fact that two guys would be just twice as much of that, that you would just use her and thats its not like in the 15 minute porn made for women scenes, and that most of the time when you are having sex you are holding back as it is.

It'll probably be the end of the relationship, just a heads up. But you might be able to get her to bring you another woman, which would be way better for both of you.

VasiliyZaitzev · 2021-06-10T21:38:40+00:00

Girls are stupid about them "joking" about shit. What she really wants is a Girl - Girl - You threeway. Work on that if you want it.

319Skew · 2021-06-10T18:22:00+00:00

Plate - who cares.

LTR - Next or demote to a plate.

"I understand that you were kidding but it's made me wonder if we're compatible. Maybe we should see other people and just be casual."

BajaGhia · 2021-06-10T23:35:56+00:00

And in three to six months she'll call you back.

abbi_kadabi · 2021-06-11T11:55:45+00:00

You should’ve just asked her “why do you ask, do you have someone in mind?”. And watch if she brings up someone immediately. If she does, then you you know she’s thinking about some other dick. If she doesn’t, low key she’s prolly still full of shit. But not trying to blow her spot up.

My ex gf did this to me before except, she was asking me to be okay with pop kissing dudes on the lips when she greets them, aka her male friends. I called her out on it, hard Nexted for a day and she called me over 54 times, and sent me 100 texts apologizing for her behavior.

i-am-the-prize · 2021-06-11T13:59:58+00:00

women have a very vivid fantasy life. this is only a red-flag if you want a traditional LTR.

if you want a swinger type chick and OLTR then she's compatible with you.

give her credit for verbalizing her desires, takes guts. (most women just resent the lack of excitement and shame they feel, and end up taking it out on their men). if she doesn't match what you want, filter and demote/next.

does she likely have someone in mind to fuck? yes, the sidebar states and bro's here can confirm. so what. either the behavior matches your lifestyle or it doesn't.

kclanton80 · 2021-06-11T16:05:25+00:00

Next time play it cool and ask probing questions. "OK do you have a guy in mind?" " When do you want to do it?" Then you can quickly get your question answered about if she was actually joking.

Intelligent_Face4622 · 2021-06-10T19:26:45+00:00

Fuck her with another dude and tell her she is a pretty little cumslut while doing it. She would like that.

Don't get too attached, propose more threesomes with a girl too and make her do filthy shit. Why not?

TemperateSloth · 2021-06-10T18:15:34+00:00

Demote to plate immediately, but I’d be down to try it if I were you and I wasn’t serious about the girl. Different strokes I guess

danaw1992 · 2021-06-10T20:23:14+00:00

If you do break up with your bitch at least give us her IG if she is hot.

redvelvet_oreo · 2021-06-10T21:51:29+00:00

While everyone here circle jerks about demoting her or breaking up with her, maybe realize she wants to be dominated and you may not be living up to the deed.

lifeintraining · 2021-06-10T18:13:23+00:00

What exactly was disrespectful here? She broached the topic of something she wants then backed down when she sensed you weren’t interested?

FaucisDeletedEmail · 2021-06-10T18:30:37+00:00

Three step process: 1. Delete 2. Block 3. Ghost. Optional 4th step of leaving a flaming bag of dog shit on her porch if she's still in your head after 2-3 weeks.

El0vution · 2021-06-11T03:59:51+00:00

Give her what she wants, what’s the big deal

Socrates-3000 · 2021-06-11T04:13:11+00:00

You missed spelled former LTR

high-end-butt-hurt · 2021-06-11T12:36:24+00:00

Maybe I am mistaken but isn’t an LTR a plate that was promoted after 12-18 months of getting and spinning multiple plates. To which you have had a strong frame in which these types of shit and comfort tests would have been dealt with during plate status.

It sounds like a failed, shit test, from an LTR not vetted accordingly. Do you still have options in the form of orbiters you can start spinning or create some competition? And maybe throw some statements of facts out there “I feel that threesomes aren’t helpful for building stable long term relationships”.

But honestly at this point it’s not sounding promising

easypercentage7 · 2021-06-11T18:19:56+00:00

I sense a lot on insecurity in here yikes

BetteMale · 2021-06-14T00:19:21+00:00

break up and plate. if you stay with her you are a cuck tbh

TheRedApostle · 2021-06-10T19:41:43+00:00

"Bad joke"

Title	LTR jokes about a threesome
Author	RepresentativeTale14
Upvotes	41
Comments	55
Date	June 10, 2021 5:53 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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