Ahhhh the little woman isn't happy with me.

I asked this woman out may be twenty five years ago after knowing her for a while and got friend zoned. About three years ago I ran into her and she wanted to exchange numbers and I learned at the time that she was divorced for a couple years. About a year ago the phone calls became more frequent and I was nice and talked to her. Frequent as in once a month verses once a quarter.

I knew she was up to something and so I amused myself waiting for the real reason she wanted me back in her life.

You know the saying "Payback is a real bitch". Well Saturday night she calls me all flustered and whining about how her child support check is running out next month and she doesn't know how she's going to be able to make it on her paycheck and she has no idea where she's going to end up. She's telling me she has all these guys asking her out all the time. Yeah sure why are you calling me on Saturday night?

You guys can see where this going don't you. I live alone in a 3br 2.5 bath house.

So I got my chance to put the stake right into her heart.

She was talking about how we need to go out and how she should have been with me instead of her husband Yada, Yada, Yada. I just came out and said, I would never waste my time dating a woman who friend zoned me in the past.

The conversation was over with in a minute and she had to go to bed. Well according to a mutual friend that I talked to last night, I'm now officially an asshole. I got a call late last night from a mutual friend who called to bitch me out and wanted to know what did I say to her friend, she's devastated.

I told her the whole conversation and that I would never date a women who friend zoned me in the past. Funny thing she took my side and agreed.

Seems the one who's upset with me is going to have to crawl back to her ex who she hates but has no where else to go now.

Women are clueless when they think child support is play money. It's a life line while you are tying down another sucker to marry you. It's not fun money so you can go out shopping, partying and riding the carousel.