Phoenix woman accused of harassing man with 159K texts, threatening to turn his kidneys into sushi, says its ‘ridiculous’ she’s in jail

Spezzit · 2019-04-20T22:39:04+00:00

I wonder why she sent him 159k texts? 🤔

The two went on one date, but Ades allegedly became infatuated and continued to pursue him. However, the man, said to be the CEO of a skin care products company, was not interested in a relationship.

Oh.

SnoodleBooper · 2019-04-20T22:05:11+00:00

Not gonna lie, this story is pretty funny with how ridiculous it is. Also, that is impressive how many texts she sent out....

Adorabro · 2019-04-21T01:36:28+00:00

There's an immense amount of mental health problems here. I'd be freaked out of my mind if a woman like that was stalking me. The article also links to another article that states this:

The man called police in April 2018 after surveillance footage from his home showed Ades taking a bath in his tub while he was away on a trip.Paradise Valley police arrested Ades and also discovered a large butcher knife in her vehicle. She was later charged with first-degree criminal trespassing of a residential structure.

Ades was released from custody but failed to appear in court. She reportedly showed up at the man’s place of employment in Scottsdale in May and said she was his wife but was escorted from the building by officers.

This woman is going to need a great deal of treatment or this guy is probably going to end up hurt or dead soon.

HiredMind · 2019-04-21T01:05:48+00:00

In the interview, she also claimed to have once been kidnapped by Walt Disney. The deceased illustrator, she said, once flew a spaceship and was a member of the Illuminati.

"Does that sound crazy?" Ades asked.

🤔

2019-04-20T22:59:21+00:00

Embodiment of “Crazy Eyes”

iceyH0ts0up · 2019-04-20T22:20:31+00:00

The definition of someone who needs professional help.

sussinmysussness · 2019-04-21T03:26:08+00:00

NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

JungleMuffin · 2019-04-21T00:20:28+00:00

Haha, I was like WTF at the bit about the jury demandi g they get married, but the bit about being kidnapped by dead Illuminati member Walt Disney in his flying saucer was the best.

Batshit levels of craziness.

machine667 · 2019-04-21T02:08:52+00:00

"She told The Arizona Republic that she was eager to go to trial, adding that she was not only confident that she would be freed, but that she'd also be reunited with the man.

"They're going to say, 'You're not guilty and on top of it we, like, demand that you two get married,'" Ades said of the jury."

Prosecuting attorney: "yeah keep talking, cool, thanks." Defence attorney: "shut the fuck up, jesus, you know I'm already not getting paid fuck all, right?"

Aquachase · 2019-04-21T05:13:41+00:00

Honestly after 159K texts how are you not gonna bring up Kidneys or Sushi?

McGraw-Dom · 2019-04-21T01:30:27+00:00

She should have stopped at 33 text, I mean the psychic told her....that's why she is in jail she broke the laws of magic!

KaBar42 · 2019-04-21T04:50:32+00:00

"They're going to say, 'You're not guilty and on top of it we, like, demand that you two get married,'" Ades said of the jury.

That's... not how juries work.

_balance_Is_Easy · 2019-04-21T06:53:16+00:00

People, dont stick your dick into crazy. You will pay a heavy price. Just dont.

MushroomSlap · 2019-04-21T00:12:16+00:00

If only there were a way to block texts 🤔

_Anarchon_ · 2019-04-21T01:39:50+00:00

Jeeez...she looks just like this crazy chick I went on a couple of dates with if she died her hair black. She told me she once drank antifreeze to try to kill herself, and I was out. She flipped the fuck out, leaving crying voicemails and crazy texts.

Valkreig · 2019-04-21T03:15:27+00:00

Phoenix just broke Florida's "batshit crazy stories" streak.

2019-04-21T01:29:55+00:00

If you don’t leave the date the second you make eye contact with this obvious psycho you should consider yourself lucky it was only texts.

Stats_with_a_Z · 2019-04-21T03:28:01+00:00

Look at that mugshot . Those crazy eyes are enough to get her convicted, that fuckin psychopath.

TheNightmanCometh462 · 2019-04-21T06:59:03+00:00

I actually feel bad for her. She’s clearly not well.

2019-04-21T10:00:57+00:00

Kinda reminds me of a very recent news story of a woman from my country where, after intentionally killing from 5 to 10 people for fun through her nursing job at an hospital and rightfully getting a life sentence (with no possibility of parole, I believe), she mentioned how "unfair" the judge verdict was and how "she dindu nuffin" despite the crapload of evidence.

Truly disgusting, entitled creatures not even worthy of being defined as "human".

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-04-21T00:19:21+00:00

"What do you mean I need to face consequences? I'm a woman!"

CampfireGuitars · 2019-04-21T02:13:56+00:00

Isn’t this from like 3 years ago?

Bitchin_Load · 2019-04-21T19:04:44+00:00

"I can't believe that it turned into this. I can't believe that I'm actually in jail over some text messages,"

Fuckin’ lmao.

Some.

Beardie-Boi-420 · 2019-04-20T23:08:19+00:00

Wow, holy-SJW keyboard skill-fuck

RevStrangeHope · 2019-04-21T03:05:37+00:00

Now I like crazy but honestly that is too crazy for me and honestly THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING

mr_norge · 2019-04-21T01:35:21+00:00

Why didn’t he just block her?

nano8150 · 2019-04-21T05:11:35+00:00

r/floridaman

DelicateLilSnowflake · 2019-04-21T13:30:15+00:00

The average female Democrat.

Sinister3214 · 2019-04-21T01:44:01+00:00

What a crazy looking bitch

GlassPanther · 2019-04-21T01:56:36+00:00

Nuttier than squirrel turds.

notgordonbombay · 2019-04-21T02:21:27+00:00

Honestly i just ask a girl to kill me on the first date.

RubberDong · 2019-04-21T03:00:19+00:00

It is ridiculous. She needs mental health.

moteingodseye · 2019-04-21T03:22:21+00:00

If ever there was a some one a needin some committing; it’d be this one folks.

junkboatmillionaire · 2019-04-21T03:57:21+00:00

Didn't somebody do a LetsNotMeet about this girl or was it just a similar story?

bryanrobh · 2019-04-21T04:12:38+00:00

159k texts?? Wow.

PilipinoAko · 2019-04-21T08:01:09+00:00

Bitches be crazy.

VirtualKeenu · 2019-04-21T08:01:56+00:00

Is there something missing here? How can you be harrassed by a stranger by TEXT with 150 000 texts??? Just block it. Just ignore it. Just don't read it.

2019-04-21T11:36:30+00:00

Unbelievable. Think about it, if she sent 900 texts a day, it will take half a year to hit 160k.

friedricewithbitcoin · 2019-04-21T12:34:50+00:00

Met him on a dating site for millionaires. Of course.

Taichleach316 · 2019-04-21T13:00:33+00:00

So is she seeing anyone currently or?

burgbrain · 2019-04-21T13:09:05+00:00

That’s great but my question is couldn’t he block her texts?

fl2244 · 2019-04-21T14:05:35+00:00

1NationUnderGrOunD · 2019-04-21T14:22:22+00:00

I flashback to Ace Ventura 2 where he’s at the top of the mountain and let’s the slinky go down the steps and he says “it’s gonna be some kind of a record!” Only apply it to the amount of texts.....ha.

Not_Dragonborn · 2019-04-21T14:27:42+00:00

I recognize this woman from the news years ago! Hasn't she gotten in trouble for shit like this before?

idontknopez · 2019-04-21T14:55:14+00:00

Unfortunately Phoenix has a larger than normal population of bat-shit crazy women. Source: I live in Phoenix

wilso850 · 2019-04-21T15:08:36+00:00

"They're going to say, 'You're not guilty and on top of it we, like, demand that you two get married,'" Ades said of the jury.

skullminerssneakers · 2019-04-21T15:10:06+00:00

I just don’t get how that is possible

ydoesittastelikethat · 2019-04-21T15:24:01+00:00

"She told The Arizona Republic that she was eager to go to trial, adding that she was not only confident that she would be freed, but that she'd also be reunited with the man.

"They're going to say, 'You're not guilty and on top of it we, like, demand that you two get married,'" Ades said of the jury."

yikes

Jedibbq · 2019-04-21T16:38:39+00:00

She's crazy hot

Redout7867 · 2019-04-21T16:38:50+00:00

Ades reportedly met the unidentified Paradise Valley man via Luxy, a dating site for millionaires.

She take my money...

Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth · 2019-04-21T16:56:45+00:00

She's got the look of a crazed lunatic.

ChooseUsername9293 · 2019-04-21T16:58:58+00:00

“I’d make sushi outta ur kidneys and chopsticks outta ur hand bones,”

“I’d wear ur [your] fascia n [and] the top o [of] fur skull n ur hands n feet,”

and it turned out that that scared him.

i dont get it either. i mean how come he got scared of her? /s

Law_of_Matter · 2019-04-21T17:17:27+00:00

I like sushi!

EduardDelacroixII · 2019-04-21T20:44:04+00:00

Bitch is crazier than an outhouse rat.

SenseiUncensored · 2019-04-22T04:07:05+00:00

She looks crazy as hell !!!

KavaNotGuilty · 2019-05-01T19:06:41+00:00

"They're going to say, 'You're not guilty and on top of it we, like, demand that you two get married,'" Ades said of the jury.

The word "like" used unnecessarily is a sign of stupid and/or crazy.

drock2417 · 2019-05-03T08:37:41+00:00

Read nothing of the story or the comments here. Why would anyone receive 159,000 texts and not just block a number in 12.7 seconds?

asdfwarriot · 2019-05-28T02:04:03+00:00

How tf does one even compile and send 159k text manually

seancm32 · 2019-07-09T19:19:03+00:00

I would of done it maybe

ag3nt013 · 2019-04-21T08:07:44+00:00

The only reason this is a news story is because she went after a man with something to lose

mywifeischoice919 · 2019-04-21T08:28:15+00:00

WHAT my actions have consequences this is bullshit!

burgbrain · 2019-04-21T08:29:33+00:00

He couldn’t block her?

thwml · 2019-04-23T07:06:26+00:00

> In the interview, she also claimed to have once been kidnapped by Walt Disney. The deceased illustrator, she said, once flew a spaceship and was a member of the Illuminati.

I know she's from Phoenix, but this is Florida levels of crazy.

ag3nt013 · 2019-04-21T08:09:58+00:00

Also, the best ones to fuck are the worst ones to marry

Trailslayer22 · 2019-04-21T12:22:35+00:00

I don’t know why I’m attracted to crazy chicks like this.

Title	Phoenix woman accused of harassing man with 159K texts, threatening to turn his kidneys into sushi, says its ‘ridiculous’ she’s in jail
Author	SnoodleBooper
Upvotes	4135
Comments	151
Date	April 20, 2019 10:04 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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