'I want to burn the White House down': Accused NSA leaker Reality Winner is DENIED bail as prosecutors claim she wanted to pledge her allegiance to the Taliban and planned to play the 'pretty, white girl' card in court

furchfur · 2017-06-09T00:19:07+00:00

'I'm pretty, white and cute,' she allegedly told her sister. Prosecutors said Winner told her sister she would braid her hair and cry in court.

HiredMind · 2017-06-09T02:50:08+00:00

Solari also said that in recorded conversations from jail, Winner had told her mother to 'play that angle' with the press that she had been afraid for her life when FBI agents arrested her at her home. In a separate call she also told her sister that she would 'go out and play the cute, blonde white girl. Braid my hair, going to cry.'

Wow, this prosecutor is fucking brilliant. The #1 Rule of the 'pretty, white girl' card is that once the target knows you're using it, it has the opposite effect. Instead of sympathy it elicits only scorn. Prosecutor has just completely robbed her of that advantage in the court of public opinion.

holy_black_on_a_popo · 2017-06-09T00:37:16+00:00

She's not pretty or cute. That plan was doomed from birth.

samsc2 · 2017-06-09T02:57:24+00:00

Holy shit I was going to ask who the hell would think she was a cute/pretty girl but then I noticed she's in augusta georgia which I lived for a while and is primarily populated by 300 lb land whales that have at least 4 children each while still demanding to be treated like a "princess" so in that area yeah she probably is a "cute/pretty" girl. I am not even joking in the least bit. The amount of nasty ass fat girl like creatures in that area was astounding and they were all just gigantic bitches too. I actually got turned down for a date with a girl I decided to go out with because I thought "maybe one of these uglier girls will be nicer to date". I was like wtf? your teeth are fighting each other and your eyes are looking in different directions but i'm not your type?

weapawn · 2017-06-09T00:41:29+00:00

First, who the fuck names their kid Reality? I like how it said the she was "extremely intelligent". I mean, to be a linguist in the Air Force you have to be pretty smart and it is no easy task. However this shit she pulled was pretty fucking stupid. Also, you don't have to be smart to be manipulative. Playing devil's advocate, I thought that she might be trying to pull a Snowden (dude is a hero IMO), but that wasn't the case. I have no love for Trump (words cannot describe the disdain I have for him), but even then I would never do things to try and betray my country and move to a place that hates me. This especially after serving in the military.

candyman420 · 2017-06-09T05:03:41+00:00

Is her name really "Reality Winner?"

2017-06-09T04:53:13+00:00

Pretty?

Dr_Bukkakee · 2017-06-09T14:05:58+00:00

They should grant her wish and send her to Afghanistan to live with the Taliban. She obviously can't follow rules so she will be beheaded in no time. I don't know why women romanticize a situation where you have all your freedoms taken away and can legally be beat to within an inch of their life for no reason.

2017-06-09T12:37:00+00:00

I love when SJWs slam into a wall of reality.

maschine01 · 2017-06-09T00:56:47+00:00

She going to "rape you in da ass" prison. It's beautiful.

2017-06-09T06:07:20+00:00

Can we still send her to the Taliban?

2017-06-09T18:32:46+00:00

Don't you have to be pretty to play the pretty white girl card?

BaconFinder · 2017-06-09T11:41:49+00:00

Play the pretty white girl card? Did she think she was wealthy and in China? We don't let others stand in court for us stateside.

Unless we are wall street

Trainmasta · 2017-06-09T09:22:47+00:00

Pretty? Aahahahahahahah

jhallen2260 · 2017-06-09T13:48:51+00:00

Is her name "Reality Winner"? Sounds like a horse name

Thesnake100 · 2017-06-09T13:58:43+00:00

Do you really trust the NSA take this down It's a fucking joke

Reynoodlepoodle · 2017-06-09T22:20:18+00:00

except she's fat and ugly as sin?

2017-06-10T17:53:14+00:00

She's not hideous looking, but I don't think a judge would be smitten with her beauty as she hopes. At best she could model for "Chubby Arms Digest"

youhavenoideatard · 2017-06-09T03:24:31+00:00

Can someone do an unbiased ELI5 on this?

lemons9984 · 2017-06-09T15:11:46+00:00

Well, it worked so well for Kathy Griffin.

2017-06-09T17:06:08+00:00

I'm just shocked there is discussion of this going to court. I expected this girl to disappear and if she was charged, it would be a secret court.

RedRumRaider · 2017-06-09T19:17:04+00:00

"Pretty" white girl my fucking ass. She's ugly as fuck.

busytakingnotes · 2017-06-14T04:10:45+00:00

I'm conflicted because on one hand she did a great public service by leaking these documents, but on the other hand she tried to play the pussy pass. Hmmmm

Raging_Alpaca · 2017-06-14T13:37:30+00:00

Is there any proof of these documents linking her to any terrorist organizations?

2017-06-15T02:17:43+00:00

I hope she likes lesbian prison sex.

LodgePoleMurphy · 2017-06-18T07:14:00+00:00

But she isn't pretty.

LatexSanta · 2017-06-18T23:06:49+00:00

Pictured: Reality. Not pictured: Winner.

DeadeyeLan · 2017-06-28T05:13:25+00:00

Pretty white girl? Hardly. The fuck kinda name is that anyway?

Nuttin_Up · 2017-06-09T12:31:22+00:00

Well... she is a white girl.

2017-06-09T13:16:21+00:00

Reality Winner was an American intelligence officer who leaked details about the Russian interference in the 2016 election

eccentricelmo · 2017-06-09T19:09:54+00:00

what a fuckin stupid ass name.

Hastadin · 2017-06-09T05:42:40+00:00

i dont believe a single word this trump government appointed prosecutors are saying.

HolloW7 · 2017-06-09T13:14:48+00:00

I thought you had to be some brain Yo work in the NSA, this one doesn't seem so bright.

kingholland · 2017-06-09T09:24:45+00:00

This article is poorly written and full of 'fake news'. She is not a Taliban sympathizer, she dislikes Assclown-in-chief.

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