Beard VS makeup. Zing!

weapawn · 2017-01-07T14:29:54+00:00

Fucking ruthless

TheFuckerUpperOfShit · 2017-01-07T16:53:26+00:00

i'm always skeptical of these "just now" replies... i'd like to imagine it being left up, and not just sent, screenshot, then deleted...

PotatoDonki · 2017-01-07T22:58:09+00:00

Except the beard is actually part of the man. Makeup is all lies.

John_Caveson · 2017-01-07T19:00:02+00:00

Its funny how, even with the tiny image, you can see this girl loads on a ton of makeup too. It makes it all the better.

mynameisethan182 · 2017-01-07T11:06:42+00:00

Damn

Brandwein · 2017-01-08T01:55:35+00:00

Why would you make a man take his beard off. One is natural feature, the other not. We all don't shave our heads either after starting to date, do we.

kvakerok · 2017-01-07T21:57:52+00:00

And that's why my grandpa taught me to only date girls after you went swimming with them.

Ages old wisdom!

bryanrobh · 2017-01-07T17:22:55+00:00

All true.

trigtrigtrig · 2017-01-07T19:00:17+00:00

eh, would be better if the guy didn't have terrible facial hair

2017-01-07T21:50:13+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

2oonhed · 2017-01-07T21:04:23+00:00

Make sure you do a package check on the first date.
You think you got Jenny from the block?
And then BOOM, ya got Jeff from in front of the bodega.

Trail_of_Jeers · 2017-01-08T03:30:01+00:00

Look at the hands and neck. Few women remember to do something about them.

SIRPORKSALOT · 2017-01-07T12:15:54+00:00

Busted a gut at 7:15, woke the whole fucking house up.

DeQuan7291 · 2017-01-07T18:49:27+00:00

The girl in that post fit her whole foot in her mouth.

landwalker1 · 2017-01-08T08:27:06+00:00

And than you deleted it right after. "Just now." Fuck this fake shit.

2017-01-08T11:47:20+00:00

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PayasoVolador · 2017-01-07T20:03:10+00:00

This sub has so many neckbeards nobody realised the guy who replied was a fucking gentlesir.

2017-01-07T21:18:13+00:00

Makeup is lying.

All women are liars.

QueefingGilf · 2017-01-07T23:28:28+00:00

It was just a joke guys sheesh

Spoon_Elemental · 2017-01-07T19:49:17+00:00

Whats wrong with Pewee Herman? I mean the personality obviously, but we're talking looks here. I don't think he's that bad.

tri-mari · 2017-02-08T02:00:00+00:00

dont date a girl til you see her bald...

43werdfa · 2017-01-08T00:45:57+00:00

But since when is Angelina Jolie good looking, or hot?

the_great_magician · 2017-01-07T20:20:32+00:00

Kind've being an ass to trans people.

bulbishNYC · 2017-01-07T19:49:51+00:00

Dating game is unfair, and in search of where to release the frustration it seems natural to focus on the opposite sex. However, in you think harder, gender does not really exist, it is the 10% of good-looking people that screw over the 90% of average people. In your search to strike back you cannot even retaliate against them, as you are just targeting the ugly people of the opposite sex, hurting them again unnecessarily as they aren't the ones that caused you pain.

Title	Beard VS makeup. Zing!
Author	Volvo_240
Upvotes	5637
Comments	109
Date	January 7, 2017 10:14 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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