Don’t get married

hykuzo · 2022-07-05T21:19:42+00:00

And, what is she supposed to offer in the relationship?

itchske · 2022-07-06T01:18:45+00:00

Wait until she sees her list from me. It is going to include her looking like Angelina Jolie in her prime and being at my beck and call.

What_sHAPPENING · 2022-07-06T03:29:48+00:00

Had it on mute initially. Thought that was a black dude reading the list. Wow, she is ugly. Perhaps she made the list as an excuse for why she'll never be married.

NottaScammer · 2022-07-05T23:26:33+00:00

This dude will never find a woman

SecondIndominus04 · 2022-07-06T03:05:59+00:00

She will stay single for the rest of her life

EatM3L053R · 2022-07-06T04:00:20+00:00

For someone looking like a retired Sesame Street character she sure forgot to count the number of delusions in this video.

Ay-Bee-Sea · 2022-07-06T03:11:08+00:00

Things I will offer a man in marriage:

notmythrownawayy · 2022-07-05T23:53:39+00:00

If anyone meets all these requirements, I'll turn gay and marry him.

az226 · 2022-07-06T02:07:11+00:00

And such a laundry list of demands for the privilege to be married to an over delusional Shrekonda ? Sure thing. Let's take the trash out indeed.

Psychological_Rip587 · 2022-07-06T05:48:22+00:00

A list of demands from someone who looks like Jabba the Hut…

Warder766312 · 2022-07-06T03:28:57+00:00

I mean if Jabba the Hutt can have servants why can't he?

Wait, that's a woman?

Betodelarosam · 2022-07-06T03:56:40+00:00

If a girl wants me to do that, she better be hot

Made-of-magic- · 2022-07-05T22:24:01+00:00

Just buy a dildo 🥒

u2020bullet · 2022-07-06T03:11:55+00:00

Well, don't marry that, marriage is a partnership, that list over there isn't.

RoninBarricade · 2022-07-06T06:49:03+00:00

Had the sound off thought that was a dude lol.

KingMysoFutureHdrx · 2022-07-06T02:10:34+00:00

I’m not gonna say it...

MGTOWManofMystery · 2022-07-06T03:54:34+00:00

The delusion level of women in the West is off the charts!

Independent_Fail_679 · 2022-07-06T04:18:38+00:00

What is australopithecus talking about??

Dreadfire_RD · 2022-07-06T07:34:06+00:00

Even if she didn't look like am over-fed gremlin, what a hassle, fuck all that.

2022-07-06T04:24:00+00:00

Sounds like theft. A theft in the form of free services.

Soulful_Sadist · 2022-07-06T10:06:02+00:00

No, for all that BS... she better be the one forking over the cash.
But, also no. Not gonna happen.

I can pretty much guarantee, any man willing to do all that she's not gonna want anyway.

ananas_aldirdim · 2022-07-06T04:57:39+00:00

They is so fking ugly id rather fuk my party cup-washing sponge-single use glove toy for the rest of my life than to mary her

M_Salvatar · 2022-07-06T05:55:04+00:00

A pig with make up on does not make an attractive human.

ClashBandicootie · 2022-07-06T13:55:09+00:00

I'm proud to say my fiancé and I share all these things equally because we find joy in cooperation and mutual companionship.

mypenisinyouranus · 2022-07-06T15:10:16+00:00

EW she ugly

Normal-Yogurtcloset5 · 2022-07-06T16:33:04+00:00

That’s a lot of expectations from someone whom I wouldn’t want to be seen out in public with.

Reapers-Hound · 2022-07-06T17:32:16+00:00

Fuck that all those expenses and chores on top of my daily job. I’m sorry I want a partner not a black hole draining my life and resources away. We split things in this house I don’t mind cooking and DIY.

Ther-Sha · 2022-07-06T06:36:22+00:00

Never marry and date. That way you protect yourself from a huge stress source.

TL_TRIBUNAL · 2022-07-06T10:58:20+00:00

as if anyone would marry that face

Someone2Sing4 · 2022-07-06T14:42:16+00:00

So shes fat, and ugly, and needs a man to do literally everything.

Checks out. Standard issue modern woman.

Consome_DePollo · 2022-07-06T01:56:25+00:00

This looks like conservative more than feminist maybe? Except for the cooking.

Broad_bruh9538 · 2022-07-06T08:29:05+00:00

Who gon marry harambe

ListenItWillHear · 2022-07-06T18:18:36+00:00

This sub is pure cringe

cherrysoupsux · 2022-07-05T23:41:57+00:00

I dont see how someone having a standard is misandry, but pop off i guess.

not_aterrorist · 2022-07-06T09:20:46+00:00

She’s very optimistic.

Ricardian19 · 2022-07-06T14:29:07+00:00

Don't worry she'll never get married with these expectations.

JohnnyBprime21 · 2022-07-06T16:22:30+00:00

She got to be joking…miss you’d be single for life with that mindset, and you honestly don’t even have the looks to request most the things on that list 😂🤣

Dandyman-GM · 2022-07-06T16:23:55+00:00

Then what will you be doing in this relationship? Look pretty? You already failing at that.

capitanMorgan89 · 2022-07-06T16:30:44+00:00

BAhahahahahahHaHahahahahHahA!!

Ok_Razzmatazz_1751 · 2022-07-06T20:08:58+00:00

🤣🤣

lostnumber08 · 2022-07-06T20:27:14+00:00

The derangement and delusion is actually very sad.

Aran82 · 2022-07-06T21:07:58+00:00

If she was hot you would still say it’s a joke….she’s not even hot.

Theawakengamer · 2022-07-11T22:49:08+00:00

She is so fucking ugly

Don’t get married

Crosspost "Insane Requirements For A Husband" from /r/ThatsInsane:

Comments

Title	Don’t get married
Author	ageggeuejrjdvcb
Upvotes	295
Comments	140
Date	July 5, 2022 9:07 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/AntiFeminists
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