Dodged a bullet. 👑

Naru4odo · 2022-02-28T19:02:21+00:00

Man needed to make sure she didn't get any ideas lmaooooo

hockey_metal_signal · 2022-02-28T20:38:48+00:00

Is nobody catching this?

decided to stay with him at least until the abortion was over...

So she was planning on dumping him after the abortion. They were thinking the same thing. He just got there first. He even seemed like a decent supportive guy for that time. He probably didn't expect her to need to recover for several days either. I feel like they were on the same page and she's giving him shit for it.

Switch9753 · 2022-02-28T14:36:30+00:00

Pro gamer move

TrevinLC1997 · 2022-02-28T16:08:18+00:00

Guys don’t win in this situation very often. More women keep the baby out of spite then anything and all that does is create more shit human beings.

AffectionateZombie33 · 2022-03-01T00:38:39+00:00

The Queens in /FDS were fuming over this 😂😂😂

ChrisInDetroit2020 · 2022-02-28T20:15:06+00:00

*Women are so upset when men finally figure out the game they're running on them and adjust their behavior to win.

*I'm not sure that I believe that this is real, but assuming arguendo.

punannimaster · 2022-02-28T18:46:00+00:00

what sub is this from? seems like one of those men-hating ones

pn1159 · 2022-02-28T19:36:57+00:00

Tom Leykis used to talk about the "hail mary" play. This is almost it except after the abortion you are supposed to take her out to mcdonald's. It is nice to see the younger generation keeping up the traditions.

edit: spellin

fapfapfapattack · 2022-02-28T22:43:24+00:00

Something similar happened to my mate. Got a girl pregnant (well, claimed it was his), she already had a kid from a previous relationship that her Mum had full custody of. Found out she was pregnant, kept drinking, smoking cigarettes, weed and meth. My mate played a similar card, convinced her to get an abortion cause of all the drug use, went to the hospital with her as support. Then bailed on that shit in double time. I don't blame him, she was a seriously messed up individual with a lot of issues.

Graymane01 · 2022-02-28T18:55:52+00:00

If he didn't do that...she might keep the child out of spite.

truthseeeker · 2022-02-28T19:00:53+00:00

Obviously the dude is no dummy. He knew that it was impossible to sever all ties until the abortion was done.

Zipdox · 2022-02-28T20:11:27+00:00

For anyone who doesn't understand why he did it, I'll explain.

Men effectively don't have the same reproductive rights that women have, and women sometimes take advantage of this. Women have the right to an abortion, but men don't. Not only do they not have the right to an abortion, they also don't have the right to withdraw from parenthood, aka child support.

There's a chance that if he dumped him earlier, she wouldn't have gotten the abortion, and she would've forced him to pay child support.

EhMapleMoose · 2022-02-28T21:33:14+00:00

I mean she wanted to stay with him till after the abortion. She had it. He left. And now she wants him back?

dejaentendeux · 2022-02-28T23:48:38+00:00

She’s just mad because he beat her to it. He played that smart. I would have done the same shit. If she frquents FDS she must be trash.

MiserMori · 2022-02-28T15:36:15+00:00

Masterfully done. What a Sigma

UniqueCoverings · 2022-02-28T19:38:27+00:00

It's called The Hail Mary ---- Tom Leykis, a radio dj created the hail Mary.

He taught it on his show back in the day...

Tldr... Hail Mary mean tell her anything you have to, to get rid of baby, then dump her ass as soon as done

redveinlover · 2022-02-28T21:57:03+00:00

He pulled a classic Tom Leykis “Hail Mary”! “Baby, having this child with you would be nothing short of amazing, but now is just a really bad time for this. We aren’t prepared to give this baby everything it needs. We need to get a home and get ourselves in a better place financially so we can properly provide for our little miracle. Clearly we know that we are both fertile. Let’s just try again in a year or two when we know we are better prepared to handle it, everyone will be so much happier and less stressed out.” Then you all know the rest after the situation is handled.

mystarkfuture · 2022-02-28T20:28:58+00:00

Just a modified version of the famed “Hail Mary”.

Thank you Tom Leykis. Saving men even off the air.

Edit : look at that, feminazi brigading. Are you gonna cry bitches? Do one better and kick your own buckets and do the world a favor.

xbox2024 · 2022-02-28T16:10:50+00:00

Wrap it before you tap it, get snipped, or go monk. Not rocket science.

TheHappyChemical · 2022-02-28T21:34:03+00:00

Finessed

MiloTheSlayer · 2022-02-28T22:38:47+00:00

doesnt seem like he pressured her to abort, the rest is kinda shitty but he played the last bit to ensure himself completely out of the situation. Good for both, she wanted better and he wanted to leave.

Re-toast · 2022-03-01T01:33:49+00:00

Dudes a fucking legend.

FeanorNoldor · 2022-03-01T03:20:29+00:00

Lmao let me guess, r/femaledatingstrategy?

Edit: holy shit it is lol

iamaposthrowawaylol · 2022-02-28T21:14:32+00:00

This happened to me about 8 or 9 years ago. I broke up with her, then found out she was pregnant. Said she'd only have an abortion if I got back together with her. Broke up with her a few hours after the procedure. While I do feel bad about the situation, it was pretty fucked up to try and manipulate me that way.

Gunslinger4Lyfe · 2022-02-28T19:13:23+00:00

I can hear the “Booker T” Entrance theme as I read that shit

AGoldenChest · 2022-03-01T00:46:15+00:00

Holy based

Gunslinger4Lyfe · 2022-02-28T19:14:20+00:00

He stepped out the door and dissipated into the mist

SaintLogic · 2022-02-28T20:26:04+00:00

Modern problems... Modern solutions.

AdTimely9712 · 2022-02-28T22:19:40+00:00

Probably r/femaledatingstrategy

allgreek2me2004 · 2022-03-01T00:48:44+00:00

Dudes Rock.

shaneo576 · 2022-03-01T05:26:38+00:00

This honestly just sounds well played from the lad, her wording was she was going to dump him anyway, he stayed to make sure she got the abortion they agreed on, made sure she was all good then got to the break up first, she sounds a bit petty because she didn't get to do the breaking up.

braxian1 · 2022-02-28T20:58:38+00:00

Are women inherently stupid?

MattyK414 · 2022-02-28T23:33:12+00:00

He did the "Hail Mary"! It's the king shit of all king shit!

teeroh · 2022-03-01T00:38:14+00:00

Please tell me this bitch got dragged in the comments lol

Adonis82003 · 2022-02-28T15:45:09+00:00

Ayo chief this don’t seem like a pussypassdenied

StatesRightsRebel · 2022-02-28T23:20:45+00:00

Cope and seethe ho

Dean_Soja · 2022-02-28T19:39:06+00:00

Man was on a mission.

Revolutionary_Town21 · 2022-02-28T19:48:28+00:00

Whoever, wherever this king is now, I hope he's doing great..what a chad move..#respect

Emperor_Quintana · 2022-02-28T20:24:43+00:00

She has never heard of hysterectomies before. If anything, she should have tried it beforehand to avoid any “drama” in her life.

I, for one, don’t mind experiencing some drama. How else would I be relatable to the audience on mind-numbing reality TV?

That is, if I were on reality TV…

ArthurHaroldKaneJnr · 2022-03-01T01:20:48+00:00

Not sure why she thinks he's the bad person here, sounds like she was going to have the abortion anyway. Be thankful he was there for it and honest enough after to recognize the relationship was never going to work.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2022-03-01T10:57:13+00:00

She just wanted him there to get her through the abortion.. then she was going to dump him when she didn’t need him anymore.. then he plays the Uno reverse card and she complains.. it’s just about her, and that all she cares about

Birdman992002 · 2022-03-01T14:05:13+00:00

Just making sure she followed thru....he saved 18 years of payments

Dorinus2 · 2022-03-02T18:36:07+00:00

See? This is a smart man

professorjaytee · 2022-03-01T00:31:37+00:00

I am reminded why I had a vasectomy on my own at age 27, once I was sure I didn't want kids. Twice I have been told by a woman that I made them pregnant (despite always using a condom and disposing of it somewhere else--AND having a vasectomy, of course!).

And sometimes I just read shit like this.

Note: Women love to complain about their "bodily autonomy?"How about this: my DOCTOR didn't want to give me a vasectomy, saying it would "destroy my life" not to have children. I told him there were plenty other doctors listed in the phone book. Two others had already refused, point-blank, saying I was "too young to make that decision."

And then I had to have myself tested afterward for zero sperm count... just to make sure he didn't "play God" and only pretend to do his job.

ZookeepergameWeak884 · 2022-02-28T17:12:15+00:00

Works every time 🤣

ChrisW828 · 2022-02-28T19:20:29+00:00

It’s possible he really wanted the child. He could have been begging her to remain a family unit. When she aborted the child he wanted so badly, that was the end of everything. He tried to not let it matter, but after it was done, realized how much it did.

Guy also could have been on his way back to her and accidentally stepped in front of a bus. We really have no idea.

Perfect_War5446 · 2022-02-28T20:29:22+00:00

200 IQ, good for him. Now he can’t get baby trapped

9thinsight · 2022-02-28T22:30:44+00:00

So he kept you sweet so you'd have the abortion then left you rather than leave you and risk you keeping the baby out of spite? The fact that you're the kind of girl who wanted to end it because he didn't buy you anything for valentines makes me think the winner here is the taxpaying public!

phuckintrevor · 2022-02-28T19:16:42+00:00

Not all heros wear capes…. Or condoms

Ridethelightning1987 · 2022-02-28T19:34:49+00:00

Wat a pro! Lol

tomukurazu · 2022-02-28T20:40:01+00:00

my boi gave at least 10 years from his life during abortion night.

Drezzzire · 2022-03-01T14:23:09+00:00

Smart man! Why is she mad that he doesn’t want to be with her when she was going to break up with him anyway. Dumb azz logic

california-whiskey · 2022-02-28T19:41:06+00:00

Man is a genius lol

ploppercan2 · 2022-02-28T17:55:46+00:00

King shit

madboiii420 · 2022-02-28T20:13:55+00:00

What a fucking legend, my man was playing checkers while she was playing chess 😂

S00rabh · 2022-02-28T19:27:49+00:00

Would be fun to read the comments

teratonasti · 2022-02-28T19:58:42+00:00

W situation

SleepDeprivedUserUK · 2022-02-28T19:58:59+00:00

Dude flipped a coin, then realised he wanted to keep both sides.

Innapropiate · 2022-02-28T20:34:41+00:00

Maybe shes a psyco path?

BeginningMatter9180 · 2022-02-28T20:47:28+00:00

r/Chadtopia

dungnm10082000 · 2022-02-28T22:08:33+00:00

I don’t see anyone’s at fault here? Like those days were the days a guy should get presents anyway, he doesn’t have to, but he can I guess, and the whole pregnant and abort thing is… nothing wrong? Like ofc he has every right to leave her at that point, unless they’re married or something, and she’s emotional after an abortion?

2022-03-01T00:30:31+00:00

Good move man!

stinkydogusa · 2022-03-01T01:43:08+00:00

The “Hail Mary” works.

_nonredditer_ · 2022-03-01T05:03:44+00:00

This guys is extremely smart. Good on him.

realityIsPixe1ated · 2022-03-01T07:54:13+00:00

I thought it was just a bundle of cells though... So it becomes a baby when you're using its parentage as a means to keep the man in the picture and attached/supportive of you? Damn this is confusing, like Schrodinger's Bundle of Cells. 50/50 whether it's a baby or a cell bundle. Or like the double slit experiment. If a feminist or pro choice activist looks at the sonogram (it's observed) then it's a bundle of cells. If no-one looks at it (no observer) it's a young developing baby as common sense would dictate.

East_Onion · 2022-03-01T09:11:34+00:00

you asked for this

you begged for this

you screamed for this

you voted for this

you went so far to demand this escape hatch and now you're annoyed he took advantage of it

ravanor77 · 2022-03-01T13:27:15+00:00

There is a lot of me's and I's in there, she doesn't seem to know there are more people in the world than herself including the one she just got rid of because it wasn't about her.

BigTitsForever · 2022-03-02T11:29:27+00:00

Look at those femcel cunts cry, hahaha!

__2st__ · 2022-03-04T07:21:08+00:00

Illusion 100

Wifebeater45 · 2022-02-28T16:01:42+00:00

Oh no pwease sir you violated the subreddit. Ima go cry and shit myself now.

grcoffman · 2022-02-28T18:31:49+00:00

Well played….

KINGCRAB715 · 2022-02-28T19:31:27+00:00

Not all heroes wear capes.

iamranting_aboutlife · 2022-02-28T18:08:18+00:00

Knew what subreddit it was just by the flair

2022-03-01T00:24:13+00:00

She took him for granted and did a second sin to bitch about him in social media how he didn't get her material gifts. Has noone taught her to use protection? Has noone taught her to keep her religious low key and private? Has noone taught her to appreciate and respect her partner and never badmouth him behind his back?

No wonder he left. He saw her dumb post. Adding the drama around the abortion. And how dare she put a deadline about how long she will hold up until she abandon him?

Vipertooth123 · 2022-03-01T06:06:13+00:00

Both of them are pieces of shit.

Meritxelles · 2022-02-28T18:27:53+00:00

The man

justl00kingthrowaway · 2022-02-28T20:54:38+00:00

Timing is everything

Due-Accident-5305 · 2022-02-28T21:12:40+00:00

The DENNIS system

swordslayer777 · 2022-02-28T21:44:52+00:00

That kid sure has some great parents.

VerticalTwo08 · 2022-02-28T21:56:57+00:00

The fact that if he hadn’t stayed the decision would’ve been any different is the real issue for me.

henrysmyagent · 2022-02-28T23:57:53+00:00

Mad respect and props!

jeffersonsteelflex76 · 2022-03-01T01:07:17+00:00

So... The D.E.N.N.I.S. system actually works?

LeButtMonkey · 2022-03-01T03:14:57+00:00

When you have no say in the matter you do what you gotta do

makoto20 · 2022-03-01T03:24:51+00:00

Abortion was the happy ending to this situation, it seems

clykel · 2022-03-01T03:59:46+00:00

Based alert

tacticalgetawaydrive · 2022-03-01T04:22:14+00:00

King shit

ShizzelDiDizzel · 2022-03-01T05:59:47+00:00

Lmao

omarsn93 · 2022-03-01T06:24:34+00:00

King move

Zechlin · 2022-03-01T06:52:34+00:00

Don’t be silly, wrap your willy

JurassicGinger69 · 2022-03-01T08:23:09+00:00

When my girlfriend and I had an abortion it lasted for a day, I took the day of the abortion off to spend with her that was it. She made have been a little sick the next few days I guess I don’t remember but he stayed with you for the abortion, you wanted to leave him, but because he left you it’s a problem? If you were mid abortion it’s not like he was worried you could undo it….

archit1405 · 2022-03-01T09:56:09+00:00

this shit is hilarious

generic_name474 · 2022-03-01T11:05:29+00:00

😅😅😅😅😀😀😀😅🤣🤣😂😂😅😀😂🤣😂😅😀😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😀😀😅😂🤣😂😅😅😀😅😅🤣🤣😂🤣

imatrynmaintoo · 2022-03-01T12:56:53+00:00

gotcha bich

sounds like they aremeant for each other honestly LOL, he just got her this time

tweedchemtrailblazer · 2022-03-01T14:02:00+00:00

Smart man.

Wazojus · 2022-03-01T14:15:42+00:00

No one will see this but I got banned from r/offmychest 3 minutes after I commented on this sub and it was worth it. Idk how mods can ban you solely for participating in other subs.

WEEBforLIFE24 · 2022-03-01T14:31:30+00:00

king left so fast,he dropped his crown

WhyDoYouBanMeImRight · 2022-03-11T02:38:13+00:00

what a fucking chad lmao

capo4ever88 · 2022-04-16T00:46:55+00:00

Becuase he knew that if he left while she was still pregnant she'd use the baby as extortion. Emotional extortion ie "you'll never see your kid again" financial extortion ie "I'm gonna make sure he pays in child support for leaving me"

2022-06-03T15:46:02+00:00

Pro gamer move

krispykreme01 · 2022-02-28T20:50:08+00:00

Outstanding move.

thefudmaster · 2022-02-28T21:11:05+00:00

Madlad! This is why I border on pro-choice for abortion. I do believe it is a human life in the womb, at least after the fetus starts to grow a lot in the first, second, and third trimesters. However, I'd probably leave the country if this ever happened to me. Highly recommend getting snipped fellas.

ZookeepergameWeak884 · 2022-02-28T17:11:36+00:00

Lololololol that's Leykis 101

felixstorm · 2022-02-28T20:53:17+00:00

Or he left because she is a baby killer.

Notagoodguy80 · 2022-02-28T19:20:14+00:00

Smart guy.

Destroyer6202 · 2022-02-28T23:25:58+00:00

He was basically spawn camping but then the server glitched out and he didn't have to do anything I guess..

StinkingDischarge · 2022-03-01T00:14:24+00:00

Being a Chad 101. Grade A+

TheVanguardMaster · 2022-03-01T06:34:59+00:00

gantz32 · 2022-03-03T14:55:33+00:00

I thought this was satire, they both wnated the same this woman is blind to it

magnesium1313 · 2022-02-28T19:07:16+00:00

They both seem like excellent specimens of humaniry

WormWewd · 2022-03-03T05:44:47+00:00

please tell me where the bullet was dodged? she didn't do anything wrong lol. cuz she was sad the man just ignored her on her birthday and Valentine's Day? women cant do anything right to you people. she posted this cuz he acted incredibly manipulative by love-bombing her to get her to abort the baby lol.

CagataySarp · 2022-02-28T16:21:51+00:00

Im afraid this was indeed a dick move. Im sure there is a better way to handle this situation without deceit.

travam1 · 2022-03-01T00:51:40+00:00

Both are terrible people , they were made for each other

2022-03-01T03:13:56+00:00

Two shitty people

thegamer501 · 2022-03-01T00:00:08+00:00

Where is the pussy pass being denied? I'm genuinely confused

Imdavidmarshall · 2022-02-28T14:29:23+00:00

This has nothing to do with this sub, this is just a guy being a huge toilet of a person

Matt-Sobby · 2022-02-28T18:49:04+00:00

This doesn’t correlate with this subreddit. Not based and it sounds like this dude is just trailer trash.

TelayRanner · 2022-02-28T16:23:21+00:00

Two trashy people and one dead baby.

frax5000 · 2022-03-01T13:04:46+00:00

Fuck both of them why would they abort, if I was him I would take complete responsibility for the baby (if the baby is his obviously).

KellySummerlin · 2022-03-02T01:20:04+00:00

Men may not fully understand how big of a life event this is for the woman or what it entails medically

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2022-02-28T14:56:57+00:00

Unrelated please remove.

techieguyjames · 2022-02-28T22:48:56+00:00

Hope he paid half the expense of the abortion.

Horneyj · 2022-03-01T10:01:32+00:00

Speaking for myself here but I don't want to be with someone who's responsible for ending a life. Why he was nice to her after it is crazy to me .

sailor1989 · 2022-02-28T14:51:03+00:00

Dude is a POS

Cindorian · 2022-02-28T19:00:37+00:00

Pretty toxic that he needed to do shit like that, hope there was a legit reason for needed to pull some shit.

wont_give_no_kreddit · 2022-02-28T17:29:40+00:00

Seems like the dude was putting himself up for a bad 18 years if he didn't want the kid. Like what the fuck, why the drawn out dumping?

2022-02-28T20:11:27+00:00

This has got to be satire, right? Right?????

idonotknowwhototrust · 2022-02-28T22:59:22+00:00

I don't know, this doesn't seem like ppd at all

MoonShimmer1618 · 2022-02-28T23:30:18+00:00

So two shitstains, sounds like they deserved eachother

2022-03-02T03:38:28+00:00

He sounds awful.

BlurredSight · 2022-03-01T00:50:02+00:00

The entire relationship seems toxic on both sides.

Dude couldn't pull out nor deal with the consequences and overall seem shitty, the woman couldn't be any more selfish.

She just happened to get played in this case.

Lost_Paradise_ · 2022-02-28T22:40:27+00:00

I... What? This is incredibly horrible. Nobody wins here. Am I missing something?

Zinjanthr · 2022-03-01T01:20:45+00:00

Ya know that we are talking about a fetus’ life here? To praise the male for dodging a bullet rather than being a responsible person. My perspective differs to say the least.

eatapeach18 · 2022-02-28T20:50:57+00:00

Look at all the loser incels praising this sorry excuse of a man.

devilsephiroth · 2022-02-28T19:46:06+00:00

Happy happy glad I'm gay

nightwalkerbyday · 2022-02-28T19:30:28+00:00

I don't.... I don't know how to analyse or make sense of this

Krusell94 · 2022-03-01T06:58:44+00:00

The fuck has this subreddit become? Is this the counter sub to female dating strategy? Sometimes feels just as sexist...

How is this pussy pass denied? You praise a dude for leaving a girl mid abortion? Like what?

I don't think what he did is some terrible crime, but what she did isn't either, so what the fuck is your problem with it?

Stop being fucking incels please

TheAngryApologist · 2022-02-28T22:37:58+00:00

Men benefit from abortion more than women do.

Chef818 · 2022-03-01T01:06:50+00:00

This sub is full of women hating losers, sometimes there’s a good post then there’s this. All of you are pathetic ✌️

AFX626 · 2022-03-03T22:59:50+00:00

It's unfortunate, but I can see someone making the decision: "I'm going to butter her up like crazy because if I don't it will cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars in child support."

It's an obvious solution; one that a rational person should expect to be used, given the way the laws are set up. Cold and heartless to her, maybe. Should he be exponentially more cold and heartless to himself? Wouldn't that be far more evil?

Should we expect men to do hideous things to themselves, which ruin their lives for decades, in order to keep others from having to have a few bad weeks?

How should she expect him to act with a loaded gun to his head?

She already wanted to parachute. I'm not sure why she didn't just get it done, tell him that she'd done so, and then leave him.

PS: Hi Tom and all P1s reading this!

davosseaworth100 · 2022-03-03T23:17:20+00:00

This guy knows his worth. What a king

Chemical_Custard6365 · 2022-03-05T07:53:59+00:00

Man is a God damn Genius if you ask me.

thewanderingchilean · 2022-03-09T00:10:50+00:00

"his baby"

Abundiz93 · 2022-03-09T00:59:12+00:00

I mean, she had it easy. Usually, in the wild, males will kill the babies just to f*^k you again.

sierra165 · 2022-04-12T07:39:33+00:00

Smart boy.

Title	Dodged a bullet. 👑
Author	ageggeuejrjdvcb
Upvotes	5597
Comments	417
Date	February 28, 2022 2:27 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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