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[β]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist93 points94 points95 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I block any man who seems as weird as this. I can't take the chance.
[β][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They're usually into BDSM too...
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[β]99powerFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And serial killers
[β]aclumsygirlAt-Risk Pick Me Youth66 points67 points68 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For those who like the Charles Manson type π
[β]MaisiebrFDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He has the eyes of a serial killer.
[β]glazedhamsterFDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can smell this picture.
[β]persephones_torchFDS Disciple22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Scientific name Scrotus Optimus.
[β]keithmorrisonsvoiceFDS Newbie[S] 16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing optimis about this. More like scrotus avoidtus.
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lmao!
[β]WitchykoFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
I once had a friend that looked like him. The guy was a narc. I would run for the hills.
Not to mention, that he wants long-term dating. Which means, he just wants a fuckpiece, that is there on demand. And also, he has kids ... So, is he married, or does he just run around, impregnating women?
[β]FluffandRaincloudsRuthless Strategist8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Wait. I thought meant long-term dating meant a relationship that might lead to marriage? I'm confused...
[β]WitchykoFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nope, just dating, dating, dating. With nothing real ever coming out for the woman. She is just being "kept", for him being available.
[β]FluffandRaincloudsRuthless Strategist0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, thank you for letting me know!
[β]ChocoBananzaFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It does mean that. But the guys who say this, lie. Especially if theyβre OLD. They just want to rope girls in βa relationshipβ, and after the deed is done, theyβre just not βfeeling it anymoreβ.
[β]99powerFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably runs around raping women and making them give birth
[β]ilikeoreosandpussy12FDS Newbie43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He kind of looks like the night stalker lmfao
[β]even_thrillerFDS Apprentice19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would totally pass on the fact he has longer hair than me and looks creepy.
[β][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Makes you wonder whatβs wrong with his teeth, but hey, at least heβs not poly like Iβd expected.
[β]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Look at those black soulless eyes.
[β]dzgataFDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They look scary af.
[β]HottPinkSlugFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol how bad do you think it is under there? π
[β]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My money is on snaggle-tooth and weak or double chin.
[β]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aaaaaaieeeeeeeee !!!!!!!
[β]myousernameRuthless Strategist15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Long hair on a man is a dealbreaker to me. If his hair is longer than jaw-length, I swipe left.
Cute story actually:
When I was in high school, there was a classmate who had a crush on me, but he had long hair. Even though his hair was clean and healthy-looking, it was very long, and I just didn't like the overall look. When he asked me out, I said no thanks, you seem like a pretty cool dude but I'm just not attracted to long hair. He said "okay no problem" and went to the hairdresser over the weekend and cut all his hair off, just like that.
He donated the ponytail to Locks of Love (charity for children with cancer or other hair loss). He got a very flattering short haircut which made him look quite handsome. Altogether I thought it was very touching, especially when he told me later that the whole reason he was growing his hair out was so he could donate it, and he said the haircut wasn't a big deal because he was planning to cut it eventually anyways.
The following monday, he asked me out again and I said yes. He was a really kind, considerate, humble dude, and we ended up dating almost 2 years. We lost our virginity with each other. We broke up when he moved across the country for university, sadly. He is among the highest value men I have ever dated. I'm glad my first relationship was with someone like that because he set the bar high in terms of how I expect to be treated by men π
[β]keithmorrisonsvoiceFDS Newbie[S] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg I love this!
[β]randomgirlimokFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hate long hair but a guy I worked with has it (he plays guitar as a side hobby so I guess itβs part of the image). He was a really great guy with a wife and kid. But in this case, the guy is making a creepy pose and showing he has insecurity with the bottom half of his face (or hiding something).
[β]myousernameRuthless Strategist1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah on this guy's profile, there's a lot more red flags than just having long hair π
This is what you see at the end of a creepypasta video
[β]FoxyDevilishFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's going through their heads when they decide uploading photos like these is a good idea? They think they'll attract women this way? LUL.
[β]Cherry-Garcia-FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didnβt realize what I was seeing until it was too late and I had already stared deeply into his eyes..... and then I felt terror in my heart
[β]dumbroadFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
what app is this
[β]KristeninmyskinFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Vampire Cupid
[β]keithmorrisonsvoiceFDS Newbie[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok Cupid
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