All I see is red flags. 🚩

NoThisIs-Patrick · 2020-07-02T21:26:22+00:00

Translation:

I am looking for a girl who will accept my incessant love-bombing. She must be reliable aka won't ghost me when I'm making myself a fool. She should be trustworthy, meaning trusting because I am 100% gonna step out on her ass. I want a wife at home to cook and clean for me because I'm going to be busy working and dating other women.

gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-07-02T22:03:12+00:00

"Ride or die" and two occurrences of "reliable" = STRUGGLE LOVE

meat_brick · 2020-07-02T21:55:04+00:00

I don't get the joke, "I'm not married, my wife is." Is this a cheating joke?

cherrypepsilvr · 2020-07-02T22:12:26+00:00

I had one of these assholes message me back in my OLD days, saying "What do you think of guys who like spoiling women with presents?"

I thought of saying "I HATE THEM" but I just blocked because it involved hitting fewer keys.

applestorm · 2020-07-02T22:51:42+00:00

He's so full of shit omg

AnansiNeon · 2020-07-03T05:12:41+00:00

He sounds unhinged.

Lavender_flow · 2020-07-03T14:21:34+00:00

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.

"I'm not married, my wife is." - wow. SO FUNNY! /s

So many red flags.

Also, it sounds like he is married, but looking for a sidechick?

ImPiqued1111111 · 2020-07-05T00:50:10+00:00

So, I'm pretty sure under the "I am" section, you're supposed to describe yourself, and under the "I like" section, you're supposed to say something about the type of person you're looking for. This guy somehow got it backwards.

commanderquill · 2020-07-03T10:48:45+00:00

"I'm not married, my wife is." There's just... There's so much wrong with that. So much that I don't even know where the joke is. Like, what possible time could you ever even attempt this joke, disregarding how shitty and sexist it is, that ISN'T trying to... Uhhh, take home a girl from the bar who is secretly a hooker and doesn't actually care, and you think you succeeded until she asks to be paid up front?

I just genuinely have no idea.

Title	All I see is red flags. 🚩
Author	Sage_Planter
Upvotes	139
Comments	20
Date	July 2, 2020 9:21 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hk5q0w/all_i_see_is_red_flags/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/all-i-see-is-red-flags.702084 https://theredarchive.com/post/702084

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