"be my baby machine" 🤮🤢

Verysoftbun · 2020-07-21T16:13:25+00:00

“Thinks just love is enough” = I am broke as hell and will never buy you so much as a frozen coke

circesdaughter · 2020-07-21T16:12:12+00:00

"The idea of prioritizing someone being willing to carry a child for you over other aspects of a relationship makes me feel like they're looking for incubators, not partners. When a man tells me he wants a big family, part of me is like, "Cool, how many of those children are you going to physically carry in your body at personal risk to yourself? How many years are you going to leave the workforce to be a stay-at-home dad?" If you've not already got a partner who wants to bear children, it just seems to me like making plans to use the body and domestic labor of someone you haven't even met yet."

2020-07-21T16:23:51+00:00

men that write shit like this are always the least deserving of 'carrying on their family name'.

asiancountrymusicfan · 2020-07-21T17:17:53+00:00

Love is just enough is code word for I can’t provide and we will struggle, but this fairytale idea of love getting us by will sustain us until we get fed up and file for divorce. And baby machine? Cringe

passionatevirtuoso · 2020-07-21T17:06:25+00:00

This reminded me to check my IUD string. Puke.

thepastamancer · 2020-07-21T17:55:45+00:00

"Birth my children in return for nothing"

glazedhamster · 2020-07-21T17:18:18+00:00

Why do they always say LOL after saying the stupidest, not at all funny shit. The only thing funny about this is this scrub thinking his sub-par baby batter is good for anything other than staining his undoubtedly crusty old bed sheets.

MakeURegret · 2020-07-21T16:33:58+00:00

Lol I thought your title was a translation. Ewwwww

chateauduchat · 2020-07-21T17:15:53+00:00

That sentence alone makes me want to carve my uterus out. 🤮🤮🤮

Honorable_ferocity · 2020-07-21T18:02:57+00:00

All the comments here bring me hope, bc I was the dumbass who fell for “love is enough.” No the fuck it’s not.

Love won’t stop a LVM from fucking his drug dealer.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-07-21T18:26:14+00:00

Love is not enough when you have 3 kids, are renting, have a husband with no jerb, and can’t pay your electric bill... don’t settle for Mr Empty Pockets!

VioletRomantic · 2020-07-21T20:57:48+00:00

I'm so glad I got myself spayed. To not even be on the radar of these men is wonderful.

OrchidLion · 2020-07-21T17:31:11+00:00

"LOL" SO FUNNY 😒

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-07-21T18:12:03+00:00

Make mini-mes 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

goddessintheflesh · 2020-07-21T19:14:54+00:00

It's usually broke men who have nothing else to offer but "love" that will say these kinds of things.

daisy_0720 · 2020-07-22T07:51:39+00:00

Most men don't deserve to reproduce tbh.

Title	"be my baby machine" 🤮🤢
Author	aandraste
Upvotes	198
Comments	22
Date	July 21, 2020 3:35 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hv9h78/be_my_baby_machine/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/be-my-baby-machine.716013 https://theredarchive.com/post/716013

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