Easiest decision ever!

huevos_and_whiskey · 2020-08-27T12:50:47+00:00

Oh, which kind of animal would I rather house, feed and care for? I’ll take the loyal one.

Pasdepromesses · 2020-08-27T12:49:04+00:00

Hahaha yes!!! Would always pick the dog.

NihilisticBuddhism · 2020-08-27T14:26:50+00:00

You could literally feel the scrote energy lmao

KetoKittenAround · 2020-08-27T13:36:43+00:00

I dunno ladies... that dog has a grin that tells me he sleeps at the foot of a lot of beds....

Kidding... doggie every single time!

foxfaebae · 2020-08-27T14:36:33+00:00

I love how the dog had a smug face. Like "yeah, I know you will pick me 😏".

2020-08-27T14:51:07+00:00

Lol they all look the same yet men trash women who all have the same look/make up

greatcathy · 2020-08-27T14:40:41+00:00

I could make a rude joke about sexual preference here...but I will keep it on a leash! 😁

2020-08-27T13:32:51+00:00

No contest 😂

Subject-Mirror · 2020-08-27T13:53:16+00:00

The goodest boy 🐕

everythingandlove · 2020-08-27T13:35:46+00:00

I want that dog!!!

heliodrome · 2020-08-27T13:47:12+00:00

Always! My girls and animals first! What has happened to men? What a mess!

Lavender_flow · 2020-08-27T19:14:43+00:00

The only one who doesn't look like a total fuck boy is the dog. The rest of them.. yuck. They look like chlamydia on legs. You want a guy that cheats on you and hits up girls in their dms?? Pick one of these guys.

Disastrous_236 · 2020-08-27T19:09:10+00:00

12 bros chillin in a hot tub

masterofthebarkarts · 2020-08-27T15:31:03+00:00

Nah I'll take the whole-ass pool, now everybody get outta my pool. The dog can stay if he gets along with mine.

s_slayer · 2020-08-27T20:42:14+00:00

Meh not impressed with the guys. They are probably super vain. Mind you my boyfriend is very fit but he’s not buff and that’s totally ok with me. I’ve dated guys that look like this and they were actually a lot nicer than the sloppy scrotes though, you know, the ones who look like sh*t and do nothing but judge women’s looks.

lvoncreek · 2020-08-27T19:49:47+00:00

Well I looked at these guys and I think some of my braincells decided to commit suicide.

I'm a cat person but that dog is cute, I'd also take the dog.

2020-08-27T21:17:13+00:00

I love these humour memes they never fail to me genuinely chuckle to myself. They are so spot on every time.

2020-08-27T21:20:36+00:00

It looks like a red pill convention...

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Kitty015 · 2020-08-28T02:41:40+00:00

They all seem kind of gay tbh.

randomgirlimok · 2020-08-27T22:39:58+00:00

Straight guys don’t wear bathing suits like that

Title	Easiest decision ever!
Author	bluegemwalruscamp
Upvotes	0
Comments	26
Date	August 27, 2020 12:42 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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