Happy Halloween!

Jandi18 · 2021-10-31T17:03:07+00:00

Pre-FDS He zombied his way back and asked if I hated him, I told him I haven’t thought about him at all…he said I was heartless 😂😂😂😂😂

ButterfliesHurricane · 2021-10-31T16:44:29+00:00

Haha brilliant! I developed an antidote against zombying, it’s called the Block Button….. works a treat! They shall forever remain in Ghostville 👻

TellCerseeItWasMe · 2021-10-31T17:19:29+00:00

New terms everyday for their shit behavior

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-10-31T17:58:17+00:00

If I don't tolerate ghosts, I sure don't tolerate zombies. where's my flamethrower?

Far_from_deceived · 2021-10-31T19:29:40+00:00

My ex popped out with a different number reaching MY MOM.

Renrenchi · 2021-10-31T21:29:23+00:00

It's Halloween and our NVM/LVM exes popping up out of nowhere, think about it...

Halloween begins the observance of Allhallowtide,the time in the liturgical year dedicated to remembering the dead and all the departed.

Lol

all_or_nothing_bet · 2021-11-01T06:17:22+00:00

Omg, I had a man who I was madly in love with in my 20s. One day he left for a little vacation and disappeared for 4 month! I was so confused and devastated.

When he reappeared I said, hey, when you disappeared, I declared you dead, buried you, mourned you, and went through stages of grief. I didn't do all that work for nothing! So please stay dead, where you belong.

bluevom · 2021-10-31T17:22:52+00:00

HAHA it really must be the season. 2 exes popped out of nowhere this week. They were definitely trick and not treat 🙄

fireforestfairy · 2021-11-01T13:34:01+00:00

When a guy you haven't talked to in ages suddenly reaches out to you, he almost always has some ulterior motive for doing so. He either wants to get back with you, have sex with you, or persuade you to join his pyramid scheme.

radfem_babe · 2021-11-01T14:32:19+00:00

Aim for the head.

rlcute · 2021-11-02T06:55:13+00:00

I call it submarining

Title	Happy Halloween!
Author	herbivorouscarnivore
Upvotes	827
Comments	13
Date	October 31, 2021 4:41 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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