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[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist91 points92 points93 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
$50 to be embarrassed on your own front step smh
[–]heleninthealpsFDS Apprentice32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How 113,000+ people got this is beyond me
[–]lucidlotusFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's just the number of people who bought from the seller, not that exact item.
[–]DallasOMalleyFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. It's sad that there are over 100,000 people - presumably women - who are willing to embarrass themselves like this.
[–]entpgirl415FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s probably paying for it herself too 🤣
[–]Maude2010FDS Newbie67 points68 points69 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup, that’s a doormat.
[–]pineycitrusforestFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol.
[–]loleetahazeFDS Newbie45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I will paint over my whole house with nail polish before I stay with a man I have to beg to commit to me.
[–]peachpy54FDS Apprentice11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When it comes down to it, it's easier to switch out the person in your life with someone else, than to change the mind of any one person in your life.
[–]MaingurlFDS Newbie38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So passive aggressive lol. Just leave the man sis!
[–]millennialpink2000FDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Etsy has a pick-me section?
[–]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looool
[–]Summerisle7FDS Disciple13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Eventually" and "Never" are not synonyms.
[–]Summoning-FreaksFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is as cringeworthy as the couple who did the not-yet-engaged photoshoot.
[–]SansaDeservedBetterFDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A doormat fit for a doormat.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I see this on someone's doorstep I'm sitting them down and asking them to blink twice if they need help.
[–]StudentNoFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol. Funny? To who 🤡
[–]TheFinalGirl_21FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I enjoy this. Because the kind of women who would use it deserve to be using it. They tend to be the judgy ones who smug all over me for being single.
[–]FabledAngryVillagerFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
$100 original price??
[–]Summerisle7FDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's CUSTOM, the artiste will put the unique and distinguished last name of your very own LVM on your personalized doormat!!!
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[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist91 points92 points93 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]heleninthealpsFDS Apprentice32 points33 points34 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]lucidlotusFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DallasOMalleyFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]entpgirl415FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Maude2010FDS Newbie67 points68 points69 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]pineycitrusforestFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]loleetahazeFDS Newbie45 points46 points47 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]peachpy54FDS Apprentice11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MaingurlFDS Newbie38 points39 points40 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]millennialpink2000FDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Summerisle7FDS Disciple13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Summoning-FreaksFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SansaDeservedBetterFDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]StudentNoFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheFinalGirl_21FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FabledAngryVillagerFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Summerisle7FDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link