I don't even know where to start...🤦‍♀️

loudest_gusset · 2020-07-08T11:18:45+00:00

"You have to be thin and fit, but don't expect me to do the same. Also you need to look effortlessly beautiful regardless of how much effort it actually takes, but make sure I don't know or else I will feel insecure about being unwilling to put no effort whatsoever into my appearance."

Elegant-Stop · 2020-07-08T11:19:16+00:00

This same man will also be on tinder saying he’s secular to try and get ass

paperbagskirt · 2020-07-08T11:57:45+00:00

So he’s looking for a chef, a personal trainer, and a hooker who is effortlessly beautiful and is willing to live with his parents. Sounds solid

elementalvirago · 2020-07-08T12:03:39+00:00

There is something deeply wrong about a big man who needs a tiny woman to inspire him to work out.

HoneyBouquet · 2020-07-08T10:50:51+00:00

Sisters, I don't even know how to explain how I am feeling lmao.

I found this gem in my screenshots.

Bengali only, should be petite, cook and clean, live with in laws and not CRAZY about make-up 😂😂

He's bald and below average looking in terms of physical appearance. This is a norm in London.

I can't wait to go to Dubai/ Qatar and be around men who take care of their physical appearance and are well-established.

I have 2 degrees, a stable job and take care of myself - working out regularly and my appearance. I have a range of hobbies and interests. I work on my religion (Islam) and its teachings.

What do half of these desi guys bring to the table?

I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING TABLE!!!

So someone tell me why I shouldn't stay single 👏👸

MakeURegret · 2020-07-08T12:49:28+00:00

I hate the makeup catch 22 lvm are obsessed with!

You look better without makeup - no you’re just too inattentive to realize I am wearing it right now.

You just know he’ll use that against you in any argument. Well I don’t like makeup you spend yoo much on it, well I don’t like makeup you’re making us late, etc. and yet if she stopped he would do a complete 180. Why don’t you ever look nice for me? People can’t see that me with you like that, etc.

2020-07-08T13:05:55+00:00

Idk why these men bother with putting whatever standards they think they have when, in reality, he is gonna fuck whoever allows it.

Don't get it twisted, though. I'm sure many women are glad he wrote all that. Makes it easier to next

kb93_ · 2020-07-08T14:04:18+00:00

I'm gagging. He has a list of requirements and wants a thin small woman that's naturally beautiful and essentially a house slave, but I bet his hairline is nowhere to be found and he wants to live with his parents.

NoMoreWordsToConquer · 2020-07-08T17:30:42+00:00

Religious, ethnic and personality preferences notwithstanding, permit me to translate:

" willing to live with in laws" - become a live-in maid and cook to my parents, but I will not return the courtesy for your parents. Also saves me money on buying a house lol.

"If you can cook that's a bonus, you can teach me" - I'll watch you prepare food once to humor you and then expect you to do it thereafter. Or, I will deliberately be awful at it such that it becomes easier for you to do it yourself. Also I lack the discipline and initiative to learn basic life skills.

"would prefer petite figure, need motivational boost so I can work out..." I want a bombshell wife I can show off to my buds and indulge in whenever I want, while investing the least amount of effort. Again, I lack the discipline and initiative to learn basic life skills. I will expect you to manage my life for me, but will not tolerate any of your suggestions that inconvenience me.

"heart over beauty, so would prefer a spouse who's not crazy about makeup; insert 5 million laugh emojis" I don't understand basic interpersonal interactions; therefore, I associate "having a heart" and personality with not wearing makeup. A simple way to develop personality is simply to scrub off your make up. The miraculous power of wipe on wipe off! I don't really care about your hobbies, interests, career or passions, but it's definitely your makeup that determines personality. Also I'm passive aggressive, so I will attempt to mask questionable statements as "jokes" (see the smileys?!), and then have a convenient excuse to fall back on when called out on this behavior.

Translation services provided by NoMoreWordsToConquer, PhD in Douchespeak.

NinoEmines · 2020-07-08T16:29:32+00:00

"Not forever ofc'' R U N

sadcello · 2020-07-08T18:47:25+00:00

Men always have long list of requirement like this and they dare say they don't ask for anything, it's women who always ask for too much. If men truly don't ask for anything, this kind of list shouldn't be the norm, the norm should be men just listing what they offer, instead of what they want in a partner. Why are men such lying hypocrites.

sadpourtoujours · 2020-07-08T18:10:23+00:00

Fat men always preferring a “petite figure”.

InayahDaneen · 2020-07-08T15:18:02+00:00

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Fitncurly · 2020-07-08T19:26:51+00:00

Why do sloppy men think thin, fit women want them? For majority of women who work hard on their bodies, flabby men are visibly gross, polar opposites. And no, in this case opposites do NOT attract (at least us women aren’t attracted 😆).

InayahDaneen · 2020-07-08T19:15:48+00:00

Lmao this seems like my bro’s requirements except he’s Afghani background. He also expects the 50/50 on bills and rent from his future wife.

Malthea4 · 2020-07-09T09:37:41+00:00

Hahaha I saw one similar and was like really?!! I uninstall the app after 2 weeks!!

minti1994 · 2020-07-08T11:32:48+00:00

Most matrimonial ads in India go like this 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

24secondsofsunshine · 2020-07-08T11:41:28+00:00

Alot of the brothers on that app are very delusional. He says wants someone who prays salah & has imaan but if he actually studied Islam he would know that household duties such as cleaning/cooking are not the womans responsibility in Islam. Trying to disguise his culture as 'Islam' lool

Title	I don't even know where to start...🤦‍♀️
Author	HoneyBouquet
Upvotes	98
Comments	44
Date	July 8, 2020 10:46 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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