Oh well, if it’s EXCLUSIVE

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-02-24T07:22:15+00:00

Eeeew! What an unpalatable proposition. Everything about what he wrote makes me dry heave.

Soulsalts · 2020-02-24T07:28:26+00:00

"We can go at your pace or mine". What if their paces are different? Whose takes precedence? Nope. I dislike everything about the message, but this part has my spidey sense tingling.

StillAwakeofCourse · 2020-02-24T08:00:08+00:00

Sex with a greasy basement dweller is not an adventure.

watershipdowners · 2020-02-24T08:12:50+00:00

Wtf is a kinky romantic journey lol pmsl and the reference to warm lube... He has never got a women naturally wet then... Yes or no.? ...blocked

purasangria · 2020-02-24T12:45:12+00:00

This is "future faking. Make him wait. You can't tell whether a man is "future faking" unless you make him wait.

A man who really wants you will wait. A man who just wants sex will go away.

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2020-02-24T15:31:50+00:00

Finally I understand what “looking for adventures” means in all these losers’ profiles. I was wondering why everyone wanted to be Indiana Jones at age 30? 😂

SarcasmSlide · 2020-02-24T15:03:00+00:00

THE GOTDAMN AUDACITY OUT IN THESE STREETS

faircreditscore · 2020-02-24T18:01:57+00:00

Not looking for a hook up... but here is a whole paragraph about my sexual preferences

MidnightMumba · 2020-02-24T13:58:16+00:00

Gross!!! I bet this lame isn’t even attractive, so he has no redeeming qualities. OLD is like a mine filled with shit that might occasionally produce a good nugget.

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-02-24T18:08:44+00:00

So an exclusive, free, escort service on demand

Rpwintraining · 2020-02-24T21:09:21+00:00

I love how he comes back with a desperate “hello” and “yes or no” like that shit is going to change your mind. 😂

daffodilhill · 2020-02-24T20:19:32+00:00

What's wrong with vanilla sex? Ugh. Vanilla is the most popular ice cream flavor!

ChixCzech · 2020-02-25T06:09:21+00:00

Upfront = let me push my fantasies and kinks on you within 5 minutes of chatting

B_Project · 2020-02-24T17:00:49+00:00

Maybe if he puts it in all caps lock, the lies will sound more believable...

Title	Oh well, if it’s EXCLUSIVE
Author	TheOGJammies
Upvotes	68
Comments	19
Date	February 24, 2020 7:13 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/f8nlsl/oh_well_if_its_exclusive/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/oh-well-if-its-exclusive.693514 https://theredarchive.com/post/693514

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