Scrote thinks bragging about his 17 guns, 500 cans of spam and 237 rolls of TP is a great pick up line 🤦‍♀️

grimreapersdtr · 2020-03-24T19:32:31+00:00

You know, I'll bet that most of the TP hoarders out there are men. So many of them barely use it, yet wanted to capitalize off the idea of reselling it at a higher cost.

nalia1rebel · 2020-03-24T20:17:54+00:00

honeybeeroll · 2020-03-24T20:30:28+00:00

Lmfaooo what a loser. This guy reminds me of someone my friends father knows thru work. This guy is like a total loser, and her dad was telling us once that the dude is really into apocalypse shit - like will go on sometimes about all the shit he knows/how well he'd survive. It's like the only way this acquaintance and this guy OP posted can feel cool/better than everyone is if the entire world goes to shit lol. Like they can't succeed in normal society so they are waiting for it to disappear

Firefly10886 · 2020-03-24T19:25:30+00:00

“I haven’t gone insane yet”

Scrote went insane a long time ago by my standards. I don’t want to know what his definition of insanity is. Especially since we were not even into a week of quarantine at this point.

Covid19 bringing all the red flag LVM to the front. Fucking ridiculous.

MuffinSongs · 2020-03-24T23:48:57+00:00

Y’all! I have 8 rolls left. Why tf is everyone hoarding tp?The stores are staying open!

--wellDAM-- · 2020-03-24T21:16:30+00:00

Women are buying fabric and materials with their own money and sewing and building thousands and thousands of masks to donate to medical workers- mostly women- who are on the frontlines with limited PPE.

Women are baking and delivering food to and checking in on old people they know while caring for jobs and households and kids.

Women are running school districts and educating 30 pupils, some little more than toddlers, remotely at the drop of a hat.

And men, useless as always, are breathing on, spitting on, coughing on, sneezing at strangers and nurses.

And buying guns.

And hoarding toilet tissue.

And blaming Karen

And covid19 is killing mostly men.

Is the universe sentient?

Firefly10886 · 2020-03-24T20:36:12+00:00

you asked him how the apocolypse was going, this kinda looks like he was joking. 🤔

bitch_not_it · 2020-03-25T07:44:45+00:00

“I haven’t gone insane yet. My 17 guns are ready, I have 500 cans of spam and 237 rolls of TP”

Literally what else can be done to this sentence, the .. astonishing comedy writes itself. Also, good on your response calling out his hoarding, LOL!

Title	Scrote thinks bragging about his 17 guns, 500 cans of spam and 237 rolls of TP is a great pick up line 🤦‍♀️
Author	Firefly10886
Upvotes	79
Comments	34
Date	March 24, 2020 7:23 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/foba80/scrote_thinks_bragging_about_his_17_guns_500_cans/
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