The Audacity

TheOGJammies · 2020-07-07T09:00:04+00:00

Yo, do you think maybe all the ugly ass men got jealous and killed the hot ones and that’s why we’re stuck with all these funny looking scrotes? 🤔

RivenRoyce · 2020-07-07T06:37:14+00:00

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BasieSkanks · 2020-07-07T06:51:54+00:00

I’m also pretty sure that the Vikings were much taller than the average English man at the time. Scrotes mad.

sstena · 2020-07-07T11:25:55+00:00

This makes me think that men uglyfy themselves on purpose as yet another show of their hatred of us.

If they all colectively are lazy and unwashed then women are more forced to settle. It's like men do not want us to enjoy them but to submit in body and soul and be actively uncomfortable with them.

Like they thrive on women's unhappiness.

2020-07-07T13:06:55+00:00

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ErikaNaumann · 2020-07-07T12:53:07+00:00

Yorkshire, 10th century

2 british boys, Thomas and Gary, are looking after some sheep. They are unwashed, haven't bathed in 3 years, their breath smells like sun dried salmon and their hair is filled with lice. Thomas has syphilis scars on his face. Gary regularly has intercourse with his favourite sheep of the flock.

Gary: ayyyy Thomas, has thy seen Björn? Elizabeth is always drinking mead with him!

Thomas : ayyyeee Gary, don't thy know bitches are gold diggers that only like chads? Elizabeth only likes Björn because he is tall and has a strong jawline, and he has all those gold coins from his last raid on Northumberland. She won't look twice at nice peasents like us.

Gary: ohhhh... I thought it was because Björn bathed regularly, combed his hair and plays her songs on his lyre.... but by the lord! Thy be right!

Thomas and Gary didn't know, but they were 10th century incels.

krisy1990 · 2020-07-07T07:20:24+00:00

Didn’t something similar happen with the Spanish?

outside-perception · 2020-07-07T07:36:38+00:00

Damn always hating on us Danes lmao.

Maleficent_Youth_175 · 2020-07-07T07:57:55+00:00

Lmao 🤣😂

SuchBarracuda · 2020-07-07T13:20:44+00:00

Lmao I literally was just talking about this with a Scandinavian friend of mine.

Flufferly · 2020-07-07T06:45:54+00:00

Can confirm, real vikings bathe and have manners.

FDSxMuffinVSrat · 2020-07-07T14:54:12+00:00

Lol I love this.

That's got to be a contributing factor to violence in men - competition.

Jasmineof-Agrabah · 2020-07-07T14:53:18+00:00

So sad that their culture is all about 50/50. I think their men are gorgeous

Title	The Audacity
Author	RivenRoyce
Upvotes	424
Comments	61
Date	July 7, 2020 6:32 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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