Hey ladies!! I thought you guys could use a really good laugh at my latest dating story, and well... Here it is!!

I met the tinder swindler 2.0, and instead of stealing large amounts of money, this guy tries to pull a 180 and steal your handbag and wallet 🤣 So I matched with this gorgeous guy on hinge and I had been vetting him for a couple weeks. Everything seemed normal so I agreed to a date. He took me out to a nice place and we had dinner and drinks (he paid). After we had finished eating I thought the date was going well so decided to extend the date a little further but not too much 😏

He insisted we visit this club a couple streets over which was playing Latin music and he'd offered to give me some basic dancing lessons. Having seen no red flags yet, I agreed and thought it'd be fun. Why not!! So we get into the club and immediately he's trying to seperate me from my handbag. He tells me to leave my things on the seat and come and dance. I only had a tiny satchel bag and didn't want to leave my stuff alone so I kept it with me. After a few songs he offers to take me to another part of the club with some more dance style music and I agreed but said I wouldn't be staying much longer as I had a big weekend ahead of me.

We ended up seating ourselves in this cubicle looking thing and I placed my stuff down beside me and we where chatting away. After a drink, he wants to get up and have a dance and I agreed. Ladies, I completely forgot about my handbag 🤦

We where only 1 meter away but that was all it took. Home boy and I are dancing and after a couple minutes I can see him glancing past my shoulder towards our table. At first I think nothing of it but he does it again, and again... I turn around thinking, wtf is this guy looking at and I see it!! These two spindly ass scrotes are rifling through my handbag taking my shit!!!

To say I lost my shit was an understatement! I start shouting out "hey, they're taking my stuff". I start walking towards them but home boy grabs a hold of me and won't let me go! He's got me in a grip and is stopping me from getting my bag! It immediately clicked what was happening and (I know most of you ladies won't agree with what I did, but my life was in that bag and I WAS BEING ROBBED!!)

I tore homeboys hands off me and shoved him aside, stormed over in my big black fuck you boots and clocked this guy straight in the back of the head 🤣😅 Shit well didn't he get a shock haha. He looked up at me with huge bug eyes all afraid at me towering over him and started rambling about how "it wasn't what it looked like!!" The second guy who was with him looked absolutely terrified and fled across the club. Sticky fingers slowly inched his way out from under my towering figure and glare and soon followed his mate 🤣🤣🤣

I turned on home boy and the look on his face said it all. He was busted. I asked him what the fuck did he think he was doing and if he knew those guys. He stumbled with a "uh yes, no, well not really".

Girls I grabbed my shit and walk the fuck up out that place as fast as I could, got my hot ass into a taxi and went home. So there it is. Beware ladies! Scrotes be stealing our money AND our shit now.

PS. Keep your purse on you at all times 😏🤣

Hope you ladies have a good laugh at my shitty misfortune, much love xo 👑✌️