Things LVM Say

supremelyparanoid · 2020-02-09T08:06:38+00:00

yOu wOMEn wANTEd eqUality haHa - every LVM and couch creature

sailorlime · 2020-02-09T10:57:20+00:00

"u up?" and its million equivalents.

eobardsthong · 2020-02-09T11:56:48+00:00

“No drama good vibes only” If a guy says this he rubs the women in his life the wrong way. I don’t like those things either but I just filter that stuff out of my life as it comes along. He’s essentially telling all women he interacts with that he expects them to act in a way he sees fit, and not taking each individual as they come along. Any guy who talks obsessively about good vibes is a budding performative woke actor.

husheveryone · 2020-02-09T12:15:16+00:00

“Hey, I’m sorry I didn’t text you on your birthday, but I hope it was a good one. Things were really busy at work, and I had the opportunity to travel to KC for the playoff game with ....”

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2020-02-09T13:49:04+00:00

LVM’s favorite post-match OLD line:

“Hey, what’s your number? Do you have Snapchat or Insta? I’m not on here much...”

Lakersrock111 · 2020-02-09T14:26:28+00:00

One called me a landwhale on reddit. I blocked him. It’s quite humorous that he thought it would be good to stoop so low and in such a pathetic way.

glazedhamster · 2020-02-09T16:45:12+00:00

"I love that we can talk about anything" (when he talks to me about his ex's tits or genitals)

glazedhamster · 2020-02-09T15:17:40+00:00

“I just have a lot on my plate right now to give you what you need” lol what my ex said. I was like ok! Then take care of those things in my absence. Peace.

azngirl7689 · 2020-02-09T16:21:19+00:00

“Remember when you did (minor thing)? You can’t ask me to do anything now.” -them when you bring up issues

theghettogirl · 2020-02-09T18:42:21+00:00

"I really like you you're not like other girls!"

I used to think that was a compliment back in my picMisha days. Now I know better.

Rosies_brewer · 2020-02-09T14:49:39+00:00

"Don't you trust me?" The only sentence you need to hear to walk out. This is the one he uses when you confront him about his cheating whether it is emotional or physical and guess what? You're always right concerning that one.

EmotionalClimate · 2020-02-09T19:39:18+00:00

"I just wanna cuddle, we don't have to do anything"

EmotionalClimate · 2020-02-09T19:38:58+00:00

"You deserve better..." BITCH I DO

penelopekitty · 2020-02-09T17:06:01+00:00

So pathetic you can only laugh. Definitely something a dusty would say.

EmotionalClimate · 2020-02-09T19:39:49+00:00

"Wanna hang out at my place and chill?"

Title	Things LVM Say
Author	glazedhamster
Upvotes	86
Comments	35
Date	February 9, 2020 5:08 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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