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[–]SuccessfulShow5Pickmeisha™️172 points173 points174 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
She’s trying to NLOG (not like other girls) soooo hard 🤮.
[–]cloeedFDS Newbie[S] 76 points77 points78 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah she’s just describing what NVMs dream of, so much that I’m wondering whether it’s actually a bot. If she really was bisexual, she would have chosen for her profile to be showing on both men and women’s pages and it would look nothing like that.
[–]FitncurlyFDS Apprentice59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meanwhile her “alpha” will be jerking off to the opposite of what she is, and every other type of woman in between. She’ll pat herself on the back that she got herself a real “winner” while he orgasms to other women in another room. Pathetic.
[–]dreamingpng12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? Surprised she's supposed to be 43 and not in high school still with that mentality.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She probably figures she’s “over the hill” and needs to resort to desperate measures.
[–]AbderralFDS Newbie116 points117 points118 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"My humour is dark " aka "I say racist and offensive shit and pretend that it is a joke"
[–]bqluoeoednFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That second half copies a very specific type of the average LVM profile.
[–]PossibleCookFDS Newbie68 points69 points70 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This whole thing is so try hard. Why does this seem like a man who hates her wrote it lol
[–]RedRetrogradeFDS Newbie66 points67 points68 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
43 and she’s still in her preteen anti-feminist, anti-SJW, “Not like the other girls” Pickme phase.
Embarrassing doesn’t even begin to describe this woman. Yuck.
[–]JuneBerryBug94FDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Im proud I smoke cigarettes 🤮
[–]supremelyparanoidFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can smell his breathe through the tinder profile
[+][deleted] 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]MyplummmsRuthless Strategist7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Right? This has been my experience too, and it confuses me. I really feel that I’m bisexual, but I never speak it in front of others, because I don’t want them to see it as a fetish.
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[–]MyplummmsRuthless Strategist3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re definietly not alone on this. Sometimes I get so frustrated I just want to give up all together, but I know that I’m still attracted to women. I could see myself falling in love with a woman and marrying her, and they don’t even want to date, so it just baffles me.
[–]TheSatanicVeganFDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She sounds like a cringey14 yr old. LMAO
"I'm a vampire... but don't worry, I don't bite... much." *hissss*
I. CAN. NOT. XD
[–]notbasic4karenFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rofl yes! I’m pretty sure I had that in my livejournal profile at age 14 😂
[–]HolaHulaHolaFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Bragging about being a Trump supporter is a turn-off for most men I know.
[–]Raquel22222FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Really? I hope. I’ve been encountering a lot of male trump supporters lately. Ugh
[–]HolaHulaHolaFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The advantages of living in a blue state! :)
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me too. ☹
[–]Basem3ntFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine being 43 and still doing this 😭
[–][deleted] 40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
CoolGirlTM
Translation of her profile:
"Hey! Look at me, I'm special! I'm not ike the other girls! I love hunting, I smoke, I drink, I'm funny, I burp, I'm tough so I can be a part of the boys, I'm (most likely pretending to be) "bisexual" so we can have occasional threesomes with other women because I'm cool, open-minded and lOvE tO eXpErIeNcE nEw tHiNgs! Although I'm a woman, I love Trump who's proven himself to be a misogynstic, sexist, and predatory creep towards women! Pick Me! Choose Me! Love Me! UwU"
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t forget “I’m racist and want a racist man because I’m so pathetic and because I don’t value POC at all if it means me getting dick!”
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's a LARPer.
[–]Curo_sanFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
See I needed this I'm just starting to figure out all the red flags.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a guy pretending to be his ideal girlfriend...which is a thing.
[–]Noemie_MathildeFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she is bisexual, why is she looking for a man?
[–]christmasforoutlawsFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a defense mechanism.
[–]nutshitFDS STRATEGY COACH4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Giiiirrllll 😩😩😭😭😂😂
[–]MACMUAFDS Apprentice11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I get Karen vibes from this tinder bio
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[–]vbluevelvetFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
more like pretending to be bi, so she can be fetishized by the type of guys that like to see girls make out. in reality wouldnt be supporting of lgbtq groups
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[–]SuccessfulShow5Pickmeisha™️172 points173 points174 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]cloeedFDS Newbie[S] 76 points77 points78 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FitncurlyFDS Apprentice59 points60 points61 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]dreamingpng12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AbderralFDS Newbie116 points117 points118 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]bqluoeoednFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]PossibleCookFDS Newbie68 points69 points70 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RedRetrogradeFDS Newbie66 points67 points68 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]JuneBerryBug94FDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]supremelyparanoidFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]MyplummmsRuthless Strategist7 points8 points9 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]MyplummmsRuthless Strategist3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheSatanicVeganFDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]notbasic4karenFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HolaHulaHolaFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]Raquel22222FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]HolaHulaHolaFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Basem3ntFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 40 points41 points42 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice21 points22 points23 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Curo_sanFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Noemie_MathildeFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]christmasforoutlawsFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]nutshitFDS STRATEGY COACH4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MACMUAFDS Apprentice11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]vbluevelvetFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link