Bullet Dodged

georgesoyros · 2018-04-30T06:00:13+00:00

"Till ~~death~~ lack of money do us part."

BloodyNightWing · 2018-04-30T07:35:54+00:00

The male version of a shit-test. She completely bombed!

Lord_Teapot · 2018-04-30T05:14:37+00:00

he was testing her. probably not even lying since if he owned the company he could honestly say he lost his job if a single contract fell through lol.

Global_MGTOW · 2018-04-30T05:14:11+00:00

Brethren before thy wenches

ribbonverde · 2018-04-30T05:04:21+00:00

Good on him. But it isn't because that one is a golddigger, all women are like that. It's in their nature, in some the behavior is more obvious than others.

mgtowthrowww · 2018-04-30T08:29:34+00:00

Dude, I saw someone just earlier today who is so desperate to impress a chick, he told her about how he's gonna inherit a lot of money and he'll "probably die before" her, so isn't that a great deal?

And the worst part is, I know he's out of his parents' will, so what the fuck inheritance is he even talking about? I dunno.

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2018-04-30T09:45:04+00:00

I knew a guy in Hong Kong who was pretty well off (earning 80k a month HKd ten years ago). He had two cars; the first date he would take them out in his volkswagon; if they hung around then for the next date they could ride in his BMW.

He said he did this for his own protection and that HK girls are SUPER money hungry.

the-capitan · 2018-04-30T11:26:49+00:00

if you're going to date/pump/dump at all, you MUST get really good really fast at figuring when the girl is going to abuse your money. if you're at a bar and she asks if you've had dinner, always say yes, no matter how fucking hungry you are. if you can't get your cock in her before you've spent more than $10 on food/drink for her, she's not attracted to you. same deal goes for when you're setting up. if she refuses drinks/coffee/smoothies/walk-in-the-park/not-spending-money-on-her and demands expensive dinner/cocktail-bar instead, she's not attracted to you. she just wants you to pay for shit. story time...

i met up with a tinderella and i killed my drink before she's even halfway done with hers. she says to the bartender she'll have another while i'm ordering my second. i figure whatever, because we're standing and talking on the balcony and not sitting at the bar so she wouldn't have to go back to start her second. she finishes the first beer, then she asks about dinner and i said i already ate. she still has a full beer in her hand, she says she has to go to the bathroom, the place is packed so she disappears into the crowd, and just never came back. you can bet money she ran off to text one of the 50 guys texting her to hang out, asking about dinner plans and shit.

another time i was sitting at the bar and met up with a tinderella, while the bartender is getting my second beer, girl asks if i'm hungry for dinner and i said no, but i won't be offended if she eats in front of me (as if people still have manners or something). she proceeds to order 3 plates of food, and chugs 3 more wines (the most expensive glass on the menu of course... like $15/glass). she pics the plates like it's bird food and asks the bartender to wrap them up to go. she's now run a bill up over $100 for herself alone at a bar and it's clear at that point she thought she was entitled to me paying for it all. i say "look at the time" and ask the bartender for the check for my 2 beers. she looked at me like i just genocided babies or something.

if you're going to play the game, this is the shit you have to deal with.

BitcoinBoffin · 2018-04-30T07:33:49+00:00

MOAB dodged.

robowriter · 2018-04-30T08:11:27+00:00

Successful end to a love story.

kayfab · 2018-04-30T12:23:08+00:00

Haaaa women there you go, i had a burnout in 2009 due to verbal harassement at my job that lasted 6 years i finally cracked went to the doctor, he gave me 6 months off, called my ex to tell her i was feeling very sick, she asked me how i was going to pay the bills.....

Women are fucking trash all they are... its been a long time i know but i wasted 9 years with that bitch.... but now i found MGTOW exchange bitch to God Of War hahaha game.....

Women are just trash.

cycloneous · 2018-04-30T14:17:00+00:00

There is a saying:

if you really want to know who are your friends, quit your job!

This can be applied to any one, event potential girl friends, fiance, family members, etc.

double-happiness · 2018-04-30T15:23:50+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/rSrrIQH.jpg

cleats4u · 2018-04-30T15:55:06+00:00

That is a perfect shit test. Another one would be to have her come over and if you can muster/fake it, start crying over the death of someone close to you, perhaps a family member (it doesn't have to be true). See if she tries to comfort or console you. 9 out of 10 times that bitch will fly out the door to her car. It's like throwing Holy Water on Dracula. You won't hear from her for days. When you do she will have a little card or something saying "I thought about you today". I used to do this to get rid of women that were becoming a pain in my ass. Thank God I never have to do that shit again. Monk mode for life!

gravelheart · 2018-04-30T18:17:32+00:00

He dodged a bullet

When you’re MGTOW, you don’t have to.

c4engineer · 2018-04-30T10:28:07+00:00

Genius

Ketsa · 2018-04-30T11:31:23+00:00

Engaged = married ?

Not so dodged.

Gilteddude · 2018-04-30T14:44:36+00:00

lmao!...they change faster than the crew who change tires in Formula1. i've had the same experience.

GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B · 2018-04-30T10:38:53+00:00

Always hated the psycho games women used to play. Fake some environment to test how you react, then judge you by it. But I guess it's better to play the game and dodge a bullet than eat it.

freecooker · 2018-05-01T04:20:07+00:00

Even if it's a fake post, that shits legit true.

sithlordomega · 2018-04-30T11:33:17+00:00

Missile dodged more like it don't get married unless you're willing to bet in ti

dinnerwithfunions · 2018-04-30T13:40:02+00:00

This is a great shit test to apply for guys who are stupid enough to even consider marriage.

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2018-04-30T14:51:41+00:00

Genius

thalobby · 2018-04-30T15:32:14+00:00

This is a good way to get a girl to break up with you lol.

AirplaneNote · 2018-04-30T11:47:59+00:00

Looks like she failed the shit test. At least he has more money now.

cant_fix_crazy · 2018-04-30T11:02:23+00:00

~~cool~~

WolfgangBreitweit · 2018-04-30T14:45:00+00:00

All 9 minutes something related to women and relationships occurs to one man. All nine minutes. Who cares about tens of thousands of men being driven into suicide by such shitty people as this one? To give it some balance, we are being made hysterical about catcalling.

starkfuture · 2018-04-30T15:30:41+00:00

Ohh I would like to see the comments there.

WhistlingAlong · 2018-04-30T15:31:20+00:00

His mistake was giving her a chance in the first place.

ransay3277 · 2018-04-30T15:31:36+00:00

This makes me happy to read this. The same feeling I get when I reach into the pocket of some clean pants and find money.

AntiAbleism · 2018-04-30T16:09:04+00:00

Never fails.

BlackFire68 · 2018-04-30T16:19:20+00:00

That is beautiful! (tear). I love a happy ending!

cinagrod · 2018-04-30T18:17:40+00:00

test

t353tfb · 2018-04-30T18:59:56+00:00

The OP Likes Capital letters in Inappropriate places.

monaco_hodl · 2018-04-30T19:13:36+00:00

Nice.

TheWretchedMass · 2018-04-30T21:53:44+00:00

This is like this movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KZM3PRV0NM

stringedbeams · 2018-04-30T22:59:49+00:00

men have their own ~~sh*t~~ tests

NScorpion · 2018-05-22T17:52:35+00:00

WtF is With That capitalization?

hardaseff · 2018-05-23T00:31:47+00:00

1.~~NAWALT~~ AWALT

Title	Bullet Dodged
Author	ihatebeingblack27
Upvotes	1271
Comments	120
Date	April 30, 2018 5:01 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8fx3vw/bullet_dodged/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/bullet-dodged.563193 https://theredarchive.com/post/563193

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