She doesn’t need a man...

JordanFirdBird2 · 2019-09-02T14:20:53+00:00

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MikeRocksBoat · 2019-09-02T14:27:40+00:00

Even the car has had enough of her fat ass

fisherman11111 · 2019-09-02T14:42:31+00:00

She's tappin that bitch like she's trying to cast engine reparo on it.

carninja68 · 2019-09-02T15:44:22+00:00

I was half expecting her to drop the hood on her head

RedMeatTrinket · 2019-09-02T14:21:42+00:00

"The Tapper"

CoinSwapTrader · 2019-09-02T14:27:13+00:00

Just looks like a fat Bonobo....

megamanxtc · 2019-09-02T16:19:09+00:00

She doesn't need a man...she needs gastric bypass surgery.

NAILmg42 · 2019-09-02T14:46:40+00:00

Words are magic spells. Surprised she didn't go all Harry Potter on the car....

nickaaster · 2019-09-02T18:11:41+00:00

She opened the hood to attract attention of a man, not to fix anything. This is 21st century, she has use her cell phone and call AAA.

TheLawandOrder · 2019-09-02T16:52:12+00:00

This reminds me of those nature clips that show apes trying to use hammers

NodupaK · 2019-09-02T17:32:34+00:00

I'm genuinely surprised she managed to pop the hood.

ncarolina66 · 2019-09-02T18:24:18+00:00

Bad car, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD CAR!

I'm sure when she calls the cops she will say the car hit her first and want it charged with domestic abuse.

She's probably thinking how do I give this a BJ to get this started?

Where goes the gas go in?

Conatus_Hawk · 2019-09-02T23:16:04+00:00

To be fair, these days there are a lot of young men in the same boat as her. Not meaning to demean your point.

Uruke · 2019-09-02T18:09:32+00:00

I'll be honest with you. I wouldn't know what to do if my car broke down. Not that I'm at risk of such of a thing happening as I'm on a lease, but if I were at risk I would learn more than the basics.

lhllfptt · 2019-09-02T20:26:14+00:00

One would think the Michelin man knew more about cars

Bad_Driver69 · 2019-09-02T18:30:17+00:00

Only reason to be doing something like this is because your tapping the starter. But she looks like she’s tapping the engine. Tapping your starter actually works .

KeniRay · 2019-09-02T16:14:00+00:00

I was half expecting something would blow up on this landwhale...!

FindingKeeping · 2019-09-03T02:17:07+00:00

I wish I could be the Mechanic who bills her 2000$ bill plus taxes for that

cryptotim70726 · 2019-09-03T02:23:17+00:00

It's like a monkey trying to understand rocket science.

BobScratchit · 2019-09-03T03:38:18+00:00

I don’t give a shit what she needs. She does look like she’ll be using shoebarus until a man fixes her car though. Might lose a pound or a hundred if she does.

DefensivePositions · 2019-09-02T17:13:52+00:00

To be fair I’m a man and I would be doing the exact same thing lol

timleykis · 2019-09-02T22:16:19+00:00

I think she is "looking hopeless" in the hope that a male will help her.

Equality is a bitch ain't it.. as I never have woman helping me when I break down!

She *could be* checking the oil...but she chucked that "manual thing" as it was sexist and not labeled "womanual" .. so she could not read it as that would be giving in to the patriarchy ...

Linuxbrandon · 2019-09-02T22:32:28+00:00

Hit it with the stick some more! That will fix it!

strainer123 · 2019-09-03T00:21:49+00:00

Hit it a couple more times and it will run. Nah, seriously, it looks like a monkey trying to figure out a computer's inner workings hahahaha

[deleted] · 2019-09-03T01:29:00+00:00

I was kinda expecting the hood to fall on her head and burying her face inside till someone came for help

Stanger9000 · 2019-09-03T01:50:25+00:00

I was hoping it wasn't going to cross the battery terminals.....I've seen that shit and it's not pretty. I'm unsure if a single cross would pop it but I've seen what happens when a long screw driver falls on top of it

Bosco_56 · 2019-09-03T03:49:37+00:00

You have to at least give her credit for getting the hood open. Many can't even get that far.

itspinkynukka · 2019-09-03T03:51:36+00:00

Is she a maestro?

saucyboy2332 · 2019-09-03T04:29:49+00:00

This was painful to watch

bfte2 · 2019-09-03T07:44:14+00:00

She needs a treadmill.

richbeezy · 2019-09-03T16:59:32+00:00

Just gotta give it a few taps, right???

Downvoted_4_Accuracy · 2019-09-03T20:26:56+00:00

Oh look, another fat woman.

EEEGuba69 · 2019-10-23T15:54:12+00:00

Thats not how you fix suspension broken after breaking it with her ass

Jack-Hole · 2019-09-02T18:04:59+00:00

She's not trying to fix it. I told her I put a snake in her engine and she's trying to scare it away.

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-09-02T18:24:49+00:00

Does she think hitting it will get it to work

NYCCOOP · 2019-09-02T18:33:14+00:00

I am not an auto mechanic but that could be dangerous.

Alas, she knows exactly what she's doing, the damsel in distress attracting the white knight/simps.

Source: I have stopped to help women in distress with their car in the past. No more, I am on strike https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/cs8e01/man_on_strike/

CherriyP0ppins · 2019-09-02T18:59:50+00:00

Sweet fuck. What a land whale.

[deleted] · 2019-09-02T20:54:09+00:00

Nope doesn't need a man or a car......forklift perhaps?

AdrenalineJunkySloth · 2019-09-02T21:02:58+00:00

I think she's trying to recreate the Megan Fox scene from Transformers. She has no idea how this works.

ii_misfit_o · 2019-09-02T21:16:10+00:00

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!

Resident-evil-man · 2019-09-02T21:27:51+00:00

? What's happening?

opsi5 · 2019-09-02T22:14:07+00:00

Last time someone stopped to help a woman with car troubles, he was accused of rape, and his life was ruined. That's why you just keep walking or driving, and ignore them.

SpaceCowboyBop · 2019-09-02T22:54:57+00:00

Abra ke-flabra

Saturn1981 · 2019-09-02T22:58:10+00:00

I know absolute dick about car engines. If my automobile were to break down I’d pull over to a safe spot on the road and contact AAA and not try to “fix” anything myself.

chtrchtr_pussyeater · 2019-09-02T23:09:25+00:00

Women are children, exhibit 1.

This is exacty what a child would do.

Teflon08191 · 2019-09-02T23:12:51+00:00

"How long do I have to stand here and pretend I'm figuring out what the problem is before somebody comes and fixes it for me?!"

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-09-02T23:15:23+00:00

Childlike mentality. It's like giving a hamster the keys to an Aston martin

Strypes4686 · 2019-09-02T18:41:50+00:00

...What the fuck is she doing? What is she holding? The lack of context is driving me crazy.....

kodobeast21 · 2019-09-02T18:49:02+00:00

She doesn’t need a man, but a gym membership. A lifetime gym membership

edgysecularist · 2019-09-02T18:55:36+00:00

Fat witch trying to cast a spell

Cuck-WTF · 2019-09-02T18:57:17+00:00

She really just wants a sandwich.

And then another one.

And then she can go home for lunch and demand alimony, child support, and rape charges.

lunchladyshand · 2019-09-02T15:25:01+00:00

Isn't the spirit of this movement (and this sub) supposed to be about living your life by your own rules? Living your best life?

Yeah, this broad is clearly pretty useless, but how about you try lifting yourself up without putting others down...

Title	She doesn’t need a man...
Author	john21232
Upvotes	502
Comments	115
Date	September 2, 2019 2:19 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/cypjlj/she_doesnt_need_a_man/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/she-doesnt-need-a-man.403721 https://theredarchive.com/post/403721

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