Simps never learn

micelli_illuminatti · 2020-05-05T15:31:45+00:00

Please tell me this is a joke. Who does that?

mongolian_usa · 2020-05-05T15:26:23+00:00

What an F'n moron! $3700 and he thinks she's gonna actually touch it.

Ding31 · 2020-05-05T17:07:01+00:00

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ElectricalTradition8 · 2020-05-05T15:58:38+00:00

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Epic_Redditor1 · 2020-05-05T17:07:30+00:00

I’m pretty sure this is satire, this guy runs a joke/meme account.

_Terrain_ · 2020-05-05T15:56:33+00:00

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DankMemeDungeons · 2020-05-05T17:09:26+00:00

This is MrNopeify's alt twitter account, a good friend of Pyrocynical. He's obviously joking here. Still, Poe's Law does its thing.

JakobiGaming · 2020-05-05T19:59:35+00:00

Nopeify is a satire guy

Lurker_osservatore · 2020-05-05T16:05:27+00:00

5298 likes to one who has publicly admitted to giving $ 3700 for nothing, suggesting that he will give more.

And I who naively expected the flying machines in 2020.

2020-05-05T16:02:04+00:00

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DraxxisMC · 2020-05-05T19:54:54+00:00

It's a joke tweet but alright

belacscole · 2020-05-05T18:07:13+00:00

definitely satire

GrimAlt · 2020-05-05T18:31:37+00:00

Nopeify is actually being sarcastic.

coolerdeath · 2020-05-05T17:45:19+00:00

cmon man this is clearly a joke, only white beta cucks on twitter take this shit literally. dont act like that

z31fanatic · 2020-05-05T16:01:16+00:00

Mgtow is growing they said. Lol

Oceanchill · 2020-05-05T21:31:14+00:00

That girl is a big yikes. She hides her big ass nose, uses lights and filters to make her appear lighter skinned than she actually is. Cakes the makeup on to make her look like a barbie, and these guys flaunt over her like shes the hottest thing since Angelina Jolie

kayfab · 2020-05-05T20:24:59+00:00

I looked her up under her pokimane name, went to her instagram account. She is 23 and looks like a 16y old.

To be honest she is not that hot either, her legs are skinny she got tones of pics showing skin.... its insane how people today are desperate.

Vassileios · 2020-05-05T20:28:39+00:00

If simps were women, thot-streaming would be outlawed

BoogersAndSugar · 2020-05-05T21:16:55+00:00

Reminds me of the guy who paid his own girlfriend $5000 a month not to cheat on him. You can buy fake illusions of interest/respect, you can buy companionship, you can buy shitty sex, but you can't buy actual desire/feelings. No matter how convincingly she goes through the motions, she will secretly hate you for circumventing her lack of desire.

ataaulrasul · 2020-05-05T21:22:10+00:00

I follow him on twitter lol he's joking

Tobi_rippr · 2020-05-05T22:32:27+00:00

my god I see so many people who are getting riled up over this shit, it's nopeify, a meme account. This is a literal joke

JuniorCreator · 2020-05-06T00:55:44+00:00

I don't understand why this sub is quarantined. Can anybody help me understand? What's so wrong with this sub? I can't figure out WHY this sub-reddit is quarantined. Anybody? Thank You

Nighthanger · 2020-05-05T17:52:12+00:00

Damm son 3700$

EL10RUB · 2020-05-05T17:56:51+00:00

WTAF ????????????

Please this must be a joke

KiloVelo · 2020-05-05T17:57:59+00:00

Honestly, people that do this deserve to be robbed. Absolute fucking retard.

womenofcourse · 2020-05-05T19:42:27+00:00

she went from cam girl

to league girl

its all the same she is still a whore

NBFHoxton · 2020-05-05T21:01:44+00:00

This one is satire, but these type of people DO exist. Not...sure how.

Real_Beginning · 2020-05-05T21:02:17+00:00

Thats Pyrocyncical, hes satire not legit

mimiczx · 2020-05-05T21:04:08+00:00

How repulsive... We need to do better than this.

swansong19 · 2020-05-05T21:54:47+00:00

My Dad died in Dec...my mom has been in the hospital for 2 months with no real sign she will make it out...I'm paying her bills/debts and am trying to keep myself afloat on limited finances.

I'm sure there are thousands...millions of people going through a similar situation and these guys give their money to some fn thot.

Fuck these fn idiots

RhyzoG · 2020-05-05T22:21:37+00:00

This makes me cringe so damn hard. You could've invested that money. You could've bought 5 used mustangs with that money. You could've put that money on a trust fund. You could've started a business. People like this deserves to be punished.

2020-05-05T22:22:44+00:00

She looks like a 12 year old

shlorpin · 2020-05-05T22:28:31+00:00

... That's Pyro cynical, he's just memeing

toughenup2016 · 2020-05-06T01:05:44+00:00

$3700! and ignored! My goodness. I believe that.

juice_bomb · 2020-05-06T01:13:16+00:00

Damn dude, a play boy hooker is $600 for an hour tops.

tw1nm3t30r · 2020-05-06T01:20:30+00:00

I'm sorry but if you donate $3700 to some bimbo, you DESERVE whatever you get out of it.

BelchingBooch · 2020-05-06T01:38:36+00:00

Is he fucking stupid??

Excon224 · 2020-05-06T01:42:21+00:00

jeusus, just cut your balls off, mail em to her and let her give em away

WisamKh1 · 2020-05-05T17:10:07+00:00

The roles are reversed!

BenKremling · 2020-05-05T17:25:59+00:00

How do these pathetic turds even make money with SIMP life skills?

SnuffyElephant · 2020-05-05T17:34:48+00:00

his name is billy

BreakfastForDinnn · 2020-05-05T18:34:45+00:00

Holy shmoly no way

NeverRelapseAgain · 2020-05-05T18:46:18+00:00

I dont understand this kind of people, even in my worst scenario i wouldnt not doing that ever. Dont fall in love complety, keep your most love for yourself.

graydoggames · 2020-05-05T18:58:05+00:00

I lost 3700$ today ... this cheers me up............

True_Wave · 2020-05-05T19:39:31+00:00

I remember when it took a bit of tech knowledge to even be able to get on the internet, and you were considered a turbo nerd. And now every 5/10 thot is using it to grift money from dudes with low self esteem. Oh how times change.

mcantrell · 2020-05-05T19:48:54+00:00

$3700, huh?

... What could $3700 buy you at the Bunny Ranch, anyway?

It's not just that Simps are bad at life, they suck at economics.

bfte2 · 2020-05-05T19:56:43+00:00

Drop a domb on them....Seriously.

smfuel87 · 2020-05-05T20:41:54+00:00

Holy fuck, what?! Please tell me this is click bait.

consios88 · 2020-05-05T21:11:58+00:00

a simp and his money will soon depart, one of the best business strats is how you can get a percentage of the transfer of wealth from men to women.

Dr_Faucis_Tinder · 2020-05-05T21:37:06+00:00

For 3700 bucks, this guy could have had 24 hours of IRL ass-to-mouth with a chick who looks better than that.

GreenMile83 · 2020-05-05T22:02:28+00:00

Jesus. Give that money to me if these simps have no use for it. I’d buy a new guitar and a couple upgrades for a pc. He could have bought 50 hookers for that. Jfc.

tmattm · 2020-05-05T22:30:13+00:00

Must be fake. I mean, $3700 is what I can easily live off for three months. Nobody would transfer that much easily to some internet hoe.

StringerLord · 2020-05-05T22:38:38+00:00

What a naive critter, no, critters have way more dignity: this is a plain turd.

OrbQuail · 2020-05-05T22:39:04+00:00

Think how much porn you can buy with that holy fuck

2020-05-05T22:50:14+00:00

New MEME format https://i.imgur.com/kAvJFhX.jpg

TheH1dd3nFear · 2020-05-05T23:14:58+00:00

photoshop.

sefeiba · 2020-05-05T23:15:34+00:00

It's probably a double joke, the possibility that he didn't donate a dime.

Zako_04 · 2020-05-05T23:15:46+00:00

She is fucking chilling dam what an easy life

jaycee9 · 2020-05-05T23:46:15+00:00

perhaps we deserve the contempt they have for us

Teflon187 · 2020-05-05T23:48:26+00:00

on another note, if a friend of mine did something like this I would lose 100% respect for them and immediately cut them from my life. people who do this dumb of shit for pussy will backstab you while they are hugging you.

srtor · 2020-05-06T00:00:15+00:00

"A fool never learns

To get away, just run away before his heart begins to break

A fool never learns

He'll wait around, just hang around to see how much his heart can take"

goemon45 · 2020-05-06T00:04:30+00:00

You know what I could do with 37 hundred? Fuck

Pythor12706 · 2020-05-06T00:08:23+00:00

This is a joke? That’s pyros Twitter.

Absolutely-fat · 2020-05-06T00:11:26+00:00

SORRY TO BREAK IT, BUT THIS IS SATIRE.

Red19120 · 2020-05-06T00:27:10+00:00

Holy mother of God 3700!!!! Dude with that money you can just purchase a high class escort and get your dick wet.

RedPillMissionary · 2020-05-06T00:41:10+00:00

Whats the mgtow perspective on gay simps? There are dudes selling nudes and private snapchats to other men

Anagna · 2020-05-06T01:53:34+00:00

His profile picture checks out.

Corvus_Uraneus · 2020-05-06T01:59:28+00:00

Ughhh

3DWomanHelps2DWomen · 2020-05-06T02:11:08+00:00

Pretty sure that's the joke

Rex-Holes · 2020-05-06T02:38:08+00:00

Simpin ain't easy

DarkFlameY · 2020-05-06T03:24:43+00:00

Calm ur tits boys, its a meme account, hes fucking around, disengage the alarms

Mosabg98 · 2020-05-06T04:35:51+00:00

3700 $ that would buy a great gaming machine, which trumps pussy 24/7.

nayvote · 2020-05-06T04:47:25+00:00

Jesus Christ. And she does nothing for this money. It's literally just thrown at her, for being hot. I hate these men who do this, who allow women to be e-whores like this. They're worse than the women. Fuck this stupid clown world.

BullTopia · 2020-05-06T06:14:12+00:00

Fucking I am rebuilding some equipment and $3700 would get me way ahead fast.

dirksmith1984 · 2020-05-06T06:30:07+00:00

She's so overrated. Take a look at her with no makeup and she's a 4 at best.

Delifier · 2020-05-06T06:33:55+00:00

3700$ for what exactly? You can have all you want for way cheaper than that.

carbonblob · 2020-05-06T06:50:17+00:00

She didn't ignore the donation. She only ignored where it came from. Because... Many Donations, daily. It just all goes on a pile.

The worst thing is that he thinks the money is going to a female. Much more likely going to a male scammer in Nigeria.

LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue · 2020-05-06T07:32:20+00:00

Nice tits but $3700 auagahahahahba

2020-05-06T11:14:34+00:00

That’s pyrocynical, the YouTuber. He did this as a joke to make content, like when he gave $2,000 to Belle Delphine.

ganeshgandy · 2020-05-06T13:12:15+00:00

https://youtu.be/jRskoKqAN4I

butters_stotch_uwu · 2020-05-06T21:33:58+00:00

Its a joke smoothbrain

just1mic · 2020-05-05T17:55:10+00:00

Guy should change his name to nopeifyIamAsimp

fritobandito214 · 2020-05-05T18:38:16+00:00

These bitches are in full blown lunacy, the balls on this twat to be asking shit like this with the state of things right now. I never wish bad on anybody but this is a great candidate for breast cancer in both tits. FUCK THAT PUTA !

kayfab · 2020-05-05T20:12:29+00:00

3700$ LOL how many hookers could he have gotten for that price.

Reminds me of the 2 losers that paid over 700$ in a strip club in one weekend.... without even having sex.

Title	Simps never learn
Author	RedPill_Dragon
Upvotes	896
Comments	195
Date	May 5, 2020 3:21 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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