Take Simple Simon , he comes home after a real hard day, he is back up again tomorrow, he has a modest hamster society wheel operator IQ of 97 he is content with the Netflix and Chill, the good wholesome sound of Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan and Classic Rock to put him to sleep and rouse him from his slumber.

Simon has always been popular with the opposite sex - he doesn't even need to think about trying, it is second nature to him, he is at ease with life in its entire scope, now turning 34 he muses over life - staring wistfully out of the window, yawning from his exhausting day of landscaping - he notices his neighbour pull into her driveway, the evening light is precious, as is this moment he reasons, he has met Awesome Andrea once or twice at various supermarket small talks, but he instinctually knows -she is intelligent - far beyond him, but he possesses the supreme charm of a man - who doesn't give the proverbial fuck.

Awesome Andrea sighs as usual, fucking pissed those morons at the plant don't know jack shit, she has to listen to all that bellyaching and meandering, thank goodness she is an expert in the grey rock technique, she notices from the corner of her eye - Simon! - What the fuck does he want?! He is quite something, but really, it is obvious there isn't much going on upstairs, but do I need a smart man, an intelligent man of stupefied verbosity?

3 years later they are married.

Question. How did Simon achieve this?

Why did Andrea want this?

Discuss.