Remember Men: The Wall Never Fails. They Will Face Retribution, And The Rejected Men Will Come Out On Top. We Will Be The Ones Who Ghost Them, Use Them, And Lead Them On. Just Wait.

Lift_and_Lurk · 2022-12-30T23:26:09+00:00

Laziest Adam’s family reboot yet.

Pizzashillsmom · 2022-12-30T23:44:43+00:00

Lol the asshole fucked both

Wide-Illustrator2906 · 2022-12-30T23:30:50+00:00

This is hard to argue because there are people in my family that fit the archetype of every one of those characters.

Bandit174 · 2022-12-30T23:37:25+00:00

I wish. Unfortunately most guys get a girl with a higher body count than his who did sleep around with fuckboys.

A woman has to be exceptionally ugly/awful to not be able to find a simp that will marry her.

shakeandbake8 · 2022-12-31T02:27:14+00:00

I know this is a gross oversimplification but I do remember when I turned like 35 suddenly getting the attention of several of these older woman who I would once consider out of my league. My classmate’s older sister who was wild and had an abortion years ago, the fat girl who lost a lot of weight and spurned me 6 years ago but now has 3 kids and is divorced, a couple others

Acaciduh · 2022-12-30T23:37:09+00:00

Aww slut is a stay at home mom while asshole is taking business calls to keep making bread for the family.

Good guy just took the restraining order papers in the briefcase from good girl cuz he won’t stop stalking her with flowers since high school.

Barely-moral · 2022-12-30T23:19:00+00:00

The Caribbean monk seal has been killed and exploited by Europeans settlers and their descendants since 1494, starting with Christopher Columbus himself. The seals were easy targets for organized sealers, fishermen, turtle hunters and buccaneers because they evolved with little pressure from terrestrial predators and were thus "genetically tame". In the Bahamas, as many as 100 seals were slaughtered in one night. In the mid-nineteenth century, the species was thought to have gone extinct until a small colony was found near the Yucatán Peninsula in 1886. Seal killings continued, and the last reliable report of the animal alive was in 1952. The IUCN declared it extinct in 1996.[176] The Japanese sea lion was common around the Japanese islands, but overexploitation and competition from fisheries drastically decreased the population in the 1930s. The last recorded individual was a juvenile in 1974.[177]

Ainsleygz · 2022-12-30T23:27:53+00:00

How is he talking on his phone if he is also posting it to Instagram

suj1290 · 2022-12-31T00:58:47+00:00

Good girl is the actual slut and gold digger in this pic 😄 🤣

2022-12-31T06:30:36+00:00

high school

When I was in high school I got anxiety even making eye contact with a boy.

Imagine getting resentful about what happened when you and everyone around you were literally children. No boy or girl from a decent upbringing in the western world should be getting married at age 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. And someone who is 24, 25, 26, 27, 28 is at the right age to plan for serious relationships and marriage.

Scarypaperplates · 2022-12-31T15:58:20+00:00

This also works the other way round too, good girl here and all I get are male sluts wanting to settle down after making a couple of women baby mama's.

Strict-Astronomer-93 · 2022-12-31T17:17:47+00:00

Well for all the nice guys don't chase the good girls.

BittererWegwerf · 2022-12-30T23:18:04+00:00

This says alot about society.

errrright · 2022-12-30T23:37:44+00:00

Oh wow, I never thought of it this way. I’m deeply ashamed, frightened, remorseful, and aroused.

januaryphilosopher · 2022-12-30T23:30:33+00:00

How are you good if you're just waiting for the day you can use people? (Which probably only exists in a fantasy.)

MouthSandTeethTongue · 2022-12-30T23:23:55+00:00

Please let this be a revenge fantasy... Please.

ChibsFilipTelfordd · 2022-12-31T01:56:14+00:00

Mfw you're so salty you think a guy with a high body count is an asshole

Adept-Development-00 · 2022-12-31T03:25:39+00:00

This is so cringe but also funny at the same time

fiftypoundpuppy · 2022-12-30T23:20:50+00:00

I'm just happy the kids aren't black. They're learning.

The9thElement · 2022-12-31T00:37:09+00:00

Cope harder

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BirdMedication · 2022-12-31T00:23:53+00:00

Was not also reversing the direction of the asshole's cap in the after pic an intentional choice or an oversight?

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