You're not Chad.

CloudBerryPunch · 2021-10-04T00:12:21+00:00

Real Chads are lovable himbos. They don't want to be mean to anyone.

Fridric_Magnus · 2021-10-04T00:56:39+00:00

You will never be a dark triad slayer. You have no looks, you have no social skills, you have no gravitas or charisma. You are an autistic man twisted by an internet hurt-box into a crude mockery of well-adjusted human behavior.

Your “game” is a pale, limp-wristed imitation of the real thing. Behind your back people wonder what the fuck's gotten into you, to have you acting so oddly. Your parents and "friends" have noticed as well; they spectate your impotent attempts to "pick up chicks" with a bemusement that borders on disgust. They'd offer to help you if it weren't so god damn funny to watch you squirm.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Millions of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out spergs with incredible efficiency. Even red-pillers who manage to "ascend" get nothing but pity-fucks from women who would prefer them deaf-mute. Your body language is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a date with some poor, naive pick-me girl, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your obvious fuming contempt for her.

You will never be happy. Every morning, you make a flattering pose and repeat the usual affirmations into the mirror: "I'm stoic! I'm red-pilled! I'm an alpha male! I'm in control of my own destiny!", but in your heart of hearts you know it's all COPE.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll open a new tab in your browser, type "lookism.net" into the address bar, register an account, and whinge about your maxillary transverse deficiency for all eternity. Your parents will find you LDAR'ing, heartbroken but relieved that you didn't go apeshit and shoot up a barber shop or something. You'll die alone, curled up in a ball in your mum's basement, and everyone who lives in that house thereafter will sense the vague tinge of BO and cheeto dust coming from the indent in the carpet where your corpse started putrefying. All that will remain of your legacy is a digital footprint full of misogynistic bile.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

purplish_possum · 2021-10-04T00:59:34+00:00

I hate small talk, I buy my clothes at thrift stores and Wal-Mart, I cut my hair myself with clippers, people call me an asshole all the time. Regardless I still have lots of sex. God damn -- looks like I am Chad!

TorhamZed · 2021-10-04T04:38:26+00:00

Yeah, that's my only real problem.

AvgArtist · 2021-10-04T00:29:07+00:00

You're absolutely right

adamus13 · 2021-10-04T00:47:40+00:00

…… curse this name

YoMamaz_azz · 2021-10-04T00:11:35+00:00

THATS NOT WHAT YOUR

FUCKING

MOTHER SAID BRO

nationearthdotcom · 2021-10-04T00:14:46+00:00

The whitest pill, you have to take the hand you were dealt and make the best out of it. You can learn game and have a soft harem, but you might have to work harder for it than someone else, but at the end of the day you’re only competing against yourself

midwestufohunter · 2021-10-04T00:26:59+00:00

also, every man in a woman's past isn't chad.

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s00perhan5 · 2021-10-04T00:29:54+00:00

I'm pretty shallow and sex obsessed but I only think about chads a fraction of the amount you men do.

Just go be gay already - it's 2021.

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buttercup_1511039 · 2021-10-04T07:13:21+00:00

You're not CHAD. So stop wishing for a woman to be loyal to you as chad has it and start dating bottom of the barrel landwhale single moms who'll cheat on your ass and start asking for alimony

Title	You're not Chad.
Author	Fridric_Magnus
Upvotes	10
Comments	77
Date	October 3, 2021 11:13 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/q0t5yg/youre_not_chad/
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