As simple as that

Slaugh851 · 2019-10-07T04:16:34+00:00

It's also amusing that those boxer shorts cover substantially more than any shorts girls wear. Not that I'm complaining.

Punkgoblin · 2019-10-07T11:56:12+00:00

A neighbor called the cops on me for being in my yard in my boxers, it turns out that isn't against the law.

Unfortunately, neither is her WalMart ass in yoga pants.

no112358 · 2019-10-07T04:53:09+00:00

Idiot clappers.

vigneshsg · 2019-10-07T10:48:39+00:00

Okay I spent the last 7 minutes scrolling for this tweet. Unsurprisingly deleted.

pythons_bunny · 2019-10-07T02:21:24+00:00

It goes both ways. Girls can wear lingerie as office clothing (there's a line of clothing that advertises as such... No joke) but a dude can't wear his boxers? Hell, I'd wear men's boxer shorts to work if it were appropriate. Those things are damn comfy.

Ridewithme38 · 2019-10-07T03:07:32+00:00

Most offices won't even allow shorts or non-collared shirts. But, women can wear pretty much any slubby crap they can find.

5p33di3 · 2019-10-07T11:43:42+00:00

Who the fuck wants to police people that badly?

Are boxer shorts professional? No

Should they be worn if they break your work's dress code? No

But if I saw some guy walking down the street in his boxers who cares? That's his prerogative. He's not hurting anyone any more than someone who chooses to wear a spaghetti string cami or pajama pants.

It's ridiculous that she has nothing else going on in her life that she has to do this bullshit to entertain herself.

Punkgoblin · 2019-10-07T14:11:53+00:00

I wear them outside every morning throughout the summer. It's my deck in my backyard. Don't look through my fence if you don't like it.

SoulSnatcha89 · 2019-10-07T03:23:08+00:00

The guy is a poet, but don't realize that

nbowers578331 · 2019-10-07T13:46:46+00:00

r/FeminismStopsWhen

tcbabcock · 2019-10-07T05:40:28+00:00

I encourage women to wear skimpy clothing, as long as they are attractive.

Nile-green · 2019-10-07T14:20:49+00:00

What the fuck is the difference between boxers and female tight shorts

DwasTV · 2019-10-07T16:20:06+00:00

You guys can wear essentially underwear as bikinis and say it's different but when we wear boxers, something literally like shorts. That's too far.

ZnSaucier · 2019-10-07T03:36:32+00:00

I love the part where the pass is denied.

ColonelLocke · 2019-10-07T14:44:24+00:00

But it's ok for chicks to walk around in sports bras, skin tight shorts, most of their bras and panties showing?

Not to mention the dipshits who walk around in their pajamas... may be both sexes do that, but I haven't run across any dudes doing it... yet.

thanaraj16 · 2019-10-07T11:12:09+00:00

well what he says does rhymes

saradsvib · 2019-10-07T16:50:53+00:00

lmao imagine if it were a guy telling a girl not to wear a bikini.

george1421 · 2019-10-07T15:24:22+00:00

“Yes, you are not a whore...but you’re wearing a whore’s uniform!” - Dave Chapelle

designerdy · 2019-10-07T19:38:33+00:00

Says women that wear leggings I can see their pussy lips through on a regular basis. And it's never the cute ones that skip panties. No one wants to see your gunt Samantha, get your shit together.

Shivermetimbers1987 · 2019-10-07T13:58:15+00:00

Brilliant! Love it!

Mr-Briteside · 2019-10-07T14:17:17+00:00

Counter Strike

uberrogo · 2019-10-07T14:42:08+00:00

But can I wear a bra as a top?

rokbound_ · 2019-10-07T15:56:58+00:00

Ohhh the irony

scared-of-girls · 2019-10-07T22:11:35+00:00

Girls wear yoga shorts that hardly even cover their thighs lmao

Jugrnot8 · 2019-10-07T22:28:33+00:00

Could you imagine if men wore clothes as thin and revealing as women? HF shit we would all be perverts and creeps.

I personally want something that fits every curve of my dick. A sperate pouch for my balls and dick and want it thin and spandex.

Women are so dumb when they don't understand the arguments related to dressing to provacative in certain situations.

"IDC I need attention 24/7!!!!!!!"

Trompdoy · 2019-10-07T22:50:54+00:00

Lmao girls is a bikini not just underwear? What about the tight little shorts that barely cover her pussy lips with 'juicy' stamped on the back, not underwear? What about leggings which literally are underwear, also not underwear?

1NationUnderGrOunD · 2019-10-09T01:15:41+00:00

We can’t wear boxers, yet bikinis show even less than women’s underwear does. This uninformed airhead needs special attention 🤦‍♂️

Malbek604 · 2019-10-07T22:52:13+00:00

Urvashi coming in strong with 4 Karen points in one post!

What's this? Squiggly lines guy comes in from left field like a champ to win the match!

ThesAndman6672 · 2019-10-07T12:36:39+00:00

Go ahead and call the cops. See if I give a fuck

B4K3R245 · 2019-10-07T13:32:31+00:00

WHY🅱️DO🅱️PEOPLE🅱️TYPE🅱️LIKE🅱️THIS

jsmooke · 2019-10-07T14:39:45+00:00

Don’t girls wear sports bras all the time. Nothing wrong with either but just saying

SystemFolder · 2019-10-07T15:04:16+00:00

I’ve seen women wear men’s boxers as shorts. It’s also in the damn name, boxer shorts.

succmyjollyrancher · 2019-10-08T17:33:03+00:00

If I can get away with putting on boxers and wearing them out so can men

Banned_For_Opinion · 2019-10-08T19:13:40+00:00

I saw a girl in overalls and a fedora yesterday. She actually looked pretty decent. A man would be berated to tears if he wore either one of those two items in public. Mostly by women I can only assume....

maschine01 · 2019-10-07T16:19:47+00:00

I am guessing her comeback was something along the lines of "it's gross and nobody wants to see a guy in his boxers"

Yeah well nobody wants to see gross fat women out there oozing out of their clothing and "yoga pants" yet we all still have to put up with that nonsense.

l2t13x · 2019-10-07T13:40:26+00:00

I would count and put photos also from every woman that goes outside almost naked or sexy as fuck and they claim they can wear whatever they want ..... Hoes everywhere feelsbadman

DeejayLuke · 2019-10-07T15:06:13+00:00

And yoga pants and tights are NOT pants. YOU cannot wear them in public. Whores.

Arizona_Resident · 2019-10-07T21:47:39+00:00

Reverse

offdoodles · 2019-10-07T18:22:56+00:00

Know your fukin place.... Trash

tankriderr · 2019-10-07T22:14:42+00:00

western cancer of feminism has spread to India too?

Great!! /s

2019-10-08T19:54:37+00:00

Anyone see what the Oregon cheerleaders were wearing on Saturday?

nickblake1 · 2019-10-28T05:25:38+00:00

Underwear shouldn’t be worn in public tho, it’s true

killer200xd · 2019-11-02T21:11:15+00:00

how the turns have tabled

perkam · 2019-10-07T14:26:26+00:00

Oooooh Daaaayummmm.

wombatnoodles · 2019-10-07T16:10:19+00:00

Lmao is this becoming a thing? Because if so, I’m so down

ICastALongShadow · 2019-10-11T01:44:30+00:00

Tell that to every basic cunt that wears sports/active wear 100% of the time.

JustVega · 2019-10-12T08:57:07+00:00

I don’t get girls in shorts that they call regular shorts with their ass cheeks showing. Is she referring to regular boxers or boxer briefs? What if I felt comfy in my semi expensive sports boxer briefs, you know the long ones that hug the thigh? I couldn’t wear that outside in a tank top??

Kastro59 · 2019-10-12T10:53:56+00:00

G-string aren’t swimmers don’t wear them out side... Where them everywhere!

tomatogremlin · 2019-10-13T04:13:57+00:00

Classic

Karma_Coma_ · 2019-10-15T00:27:03+00:00

She got tired of clap emojis and stopped halfway through

PandoraTRX · 2019-10-18T16:06:59+00:00

Does it bother anyone else immensely when someone adds claps into their text trying to emphasize what they are saying? I'm not even sure why it bothers me but when I see it, it just irkes me. Text 👏 like 👏 this 👏 with 👏 a 👏 clap 👏 between 👏 each 👏 word?

By the gods, how does anyone text like that?! Even typing out that sample sentence was painful AF and made me want throw my phone. It took so long to do just one sentence.

Little-Jimmy-Joe · 2019-10-20T12:49:10+00:00

No matter how many times I see this I laugh

Elibrius · 2019-10-21T16:44:32+00:00

Fucking clapped holy shit

ASmellyKneeGrow · 2019-11-11T15:01:54+00:00

This made me actually laugh that’s hilarious

hi-im-a-goose · 2019-11-22T08:24:18+00:00

then dont wear bikinis and shorts lol

Jacob_Wreath · 2020-03-16T08:54:12+00:00

This guy dissin AND making lyrics

Big_Booty_Boi · 2019-10-30T06:30:06+00:00

Yet when women wear yoga pants or don’t wear a bra under their shirt you can see their tits and pussy

MR2317 · 2019-10-07T15:29:17+00:00

Is this really worth 3 reposts when the response wasn't even that funny?

Nevermind forgot what sub I was on for a second.

Triplicata · 2019-10-07T11:32:15+00:00

Neither is acceptable

LKZToroH · 2019-10-08T00:53:33+00:00

Oh lord, at first this sub was dunny, now I realize is just a bunch of incels, bye

MRmandato · 2019-10-07T13:14:58+00:00

How is pussypassdenied? Also who wears boxers as shorts? Thats not even a thing. This is just digging for non existent issues

LunaLittleBlue · 2019-10-09T00:12:13+00:00

Its not about staring. Its about your dick falling out in the hole that's in the middle (I think) just add a zipper and it should be fine 😂

2019-10-07T13:56:37+00:00

Rhyme scheme satisfied the plebs

MinecraftExperiments · 2022-01-29T20:17:38+00:00

Wait what who wears boxers outside

Title	As simple as that
Author	DynamicTUCK
Upvotes	15077
Comments	212
Date	October 7, 2019 2:11 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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