Thinking this goes here

Pathayne · 2019-05-09T02:25:16+00:00

If that ponytail is eight inches, she's a midget.

GopherItMan · 2019-05-09T03:12:42+00:00

BS that's at least a foot.

zepppelin · 2019-05-09T03:19:38+00:00

Think that measurement is off by a hair.

Sorry, I'll leave.

Gherin29 · 2019-05-09T04:17:30+00:00

She made a quasi lame joke and some guy burned her pretty hard. This isn’t some entitled lady demanding special treatment and getting her comeuppance.

I’m a meh on this

acasehs · 2019-05-09T02:28:24+00:00

/r/theydidthemath -lets request her height

black_cat19 · 2019-05-09T06:05:57+00:00

It really doesn't. How the hell does this have 1k+ upvotes?

Professor-Slickback · 2019-05-09T03:47:03+00:00

You’re forearm ain’t 8 inches

DeaconBlueCanary · 2019-05-09T03:43:08+00:00

This ain't ppd, or roastme. Yall actin foolish on someone cracking a silly joke and donating their hair to cancer patients.

Just_a_perfect_day · 2019-05-09T08:09:26+00:00

What does this have to do with a pussypass?

queenmadd · 2019-05-09T04:04:43+00:00

18 inches?

lordaloa · 2019-05-09T06:09:48+00:00

Don't know whether this goes here anymore, this sub was about women who tried to use their sex to An advantage which in return had to be shut down for it to be a pussy pass kinda like a tape charge that didn't happen and backfires. This is simply a women saying a thing about a stereo type and putting herself open for a burn which is funny but not really in the original Spirit of this sub.

ThisLooksLikeFun · 2019-05-09T07:52:06+00:00

This is not r/pussypassdenied

doesnt_sound_like_me · 2019-05-09T05:51:43+00:00

Nope, this does not go here

Millerdjone · 2019-05-09T06:02:05+00:00

This doesn't go here.

butterfingahs · 2019-05-09T08:12:20+00:00

How does this remotely fit here?

Sindrosan · 2019-05-09T04:12:38+00:00

I mean, both her jab and his are funny, but this isn't PPD.

MrBangle · 2019-05-09T03:55:56+00:00

yuck she look like Jay Leno and Moby had a daughter

BullTopia · 2019-05-09T02:40:01+00:00

God damn that fucking chin! DO I land the plane on that or the fucking forehead?

Corndogkoller · 2019-05-09T04:48:36+00:00

She’s won many battles. A shame it finally came to an end.

Bobbafeck · 2019-05-09T06:05:24+00:00

It's funny because both her hair and forehead are still 3 times bigger than OPs penis.

Banned_For_Opinion · 2019-05-09T13:26:15+00:00

Question. Has a woman ever made another insult towards a man that isn't revolving around his looks, sexual history (or lack thereof), or penis size? Everything is about sex, but sex, with women...

StraightPresence · 2019-05-09T02:41:33+00:00

Suddenly I feel like skiing on that slope...

steveboy14 · 2019-05-09T04:31:51+00:00

r/MurderedByWords

lemonfluff · 2019-05-09T09:51:41+00:00

Wtf how is this pussy pass denied?

SirPiffingsthwaite · 2019-05-09T10:56:58+00:00

That looks to be well over 12"

Justface9 · 2019-05-09T04:22:13+00:00

Boom, roasted.

no_penguins · 2019-05-09T04:26:24+00:00

As the owner of an "8" head, I can say that aint one...more than 4 but not 8.

rustybuttheadthe3rd · 2019-05-09T04:49:20+00:00

Did she measure from the base of the testicles? It's important where you start measuring from to get a true 8inches.

Canisluous1558 · 2019-05-09T05:31:20+00:00

Body shaming seems to be invented by women but this never seems to be applicable to men.

Especially when you have to play the hand thats dealt to you.

Games_sans_frontiers · 2019-05-09T05:39:02+00:00

r/murderedbywords

AyeAye_Kane · 2019-05-09T07:20:05+00:00

does no one have a damn ruler

casemodz · 2019-05-09T08:01:14+00:00

Each black divides 6 inches.

3 x 6 = ?"

GroovingPict · 2019-05-09T08:02:57+00:00

That pony tail is absolutely not 8 inches (20cm)

enochrox · 2019-05-09T08:22:47+00:00

That's easily 12-14 inches anyway.

LuCiDiTyUK · 2019-05-09T08:34:47+00:00

She literally has almost no redeeming features massive for head a chin you could use for a shovel acne. Just a disaster.

cactuskiwicactus · 2019-05-09T09:06:18+00:00

Eighthead

mrgerrit · 2019-05-09T09:14:04+00:00

r/fivehead

bobsp · 2019-05-09T12:12:44+00:00

So her forearm is what..4-6in long?

Trance_Motion · 2019-05-09T12:48:04+00:00

I hope she isnt a carpenter

Heterospecial · 2019-05-09T13:08:57+00:00

Somebody needs a new ruler

gljivicad · 2019-05-09T13:30:49+00:00

That ponytail is more than 8 inches

pcgate · 2019-05-09T15:01:15+00:00

/r/fivehead

prodigy1189 · 2019-05-09T16:09:17+00:00

a damn lie. that's a foot minimum

brockbridges540 · 2019-05-09T21:36:55+00:00

Holy shit, she's balder than my dad.

SenseiUncensored · 2019-05-09T23:28:35+00:00

Damn! That’s a harsh burn.

TeamFatChance · 2019-05-09T04:19:59+00:00

Fivehead.

UltimateItalion · 2019-05-09T06:27:45+00:00

They lied to her, they took off way more than 8in, unless she's talking about between the distance between the two hairbands in which case she may be right, hard to tell that.

CrispyCrawdads · 2019-05-09T06:31:54+00:00

When did this sub become /r/womenhate? Are we upvoting any burn against women?

Quick, someone post a fat woman minding her business so I can call her a whale. That always makes me feel slightly less shitty about my terrible life.

rileykard · 2019-05-09T07:10:32+00:00

Bitch probably dreams in IMAX with that big ass forehead.

ThatOneWood · 2019-05-09T07:31:29+00:00

Did she take all that hair from her eyebrows cause she doesn’t have any left.

550_Cord · 2019-05-09T08:01:24+00:00

Bitch got a fivehead.

kacklawrance · 2019-05-09T08:18:45+00:00

burn bitch

hachiko007 · 2019-05-09T08:31:19+00:00

People like her have a "five head", fore plus one....I'll find my way out

TheGreatCanjuju · 2019-05-09T09:28:51+00:00

That shits like a foot and a half. And the hair is pretty long too

Skyphe · 2019-05-09T10:16:36+00:00

Boy you really denied her pussy pass there. I can see why you posted it here.

Fuerbeldor · 2019-05-09T10:50:30+00:00

BAAAAAAAAAMMMM 😂

Classicpass · 2019-05-09T10:56:43+00:00

That's probably more like 12 13 inches

showtekkk · 2019-05-09T11:01:14+00:00

I bet this cunt marches for gender equality. 😅😅😅

JeffreyRamstein · 2019-05-09T11:14:11+00:00

Ah sorry, didn’t recognize what 8 inches looks like without it being buried in that disaster you call your face.

2019-05-09T11:50:43+00:00

Or the chin...

realister · 2019-05-09T12:02:43+00:00

or that chin wtf

BK-ash · 2019-05-09T12:11:46+00:00

No its not

Orsonius2 · 2019-05-09T12:14:53+00:00

looks more like 30 or even 35 cm not 20

TotallyFakeLawyer · 2019-05-09T12:15:15+00:00

I’d smash

ghetterking · 2019-05-09T12:54:57+00:00

i know the size of my dick, so if that ponytail is 8 inches aswell, that means that either i have either hulk‘s dick or she‘s a hobbit

tomatohtomato · 2019-05-09T13:29:15+00:00

I_Love_Poopin · 2019-05-09T14:45:46+00:00

God damn. Hahaha. Rekt

SirSailor · 2019-05-09T15:00:11+00:00

So if the ponytail is 8 inches that must make her whole head around 5 inches and her arm is no more then 8 inches.

Bitch must be a dwarf.

AtlasXO-16 · 2019-05-09T15:03:04+00:00

And shes what 3/10 looks like

Hehenheim88 · 2019-05-09T15:21:34+00:00

Thats like eighteen inches wtf

ballplayer112 · 2019-05-09T15:24:45+00:00

r/rareinsults

FreshNothingBurger · 2019-05-09T15:41:12+00:00

She looks like Michael Schumacher.

tmone · 2019-05-09T15:42:43+00:00

Holy shit, its my birthday.

REE REE REPORTS:

8: I'm just using this as a super downvote.

2: This is spam

1: This doesn't go here.

1: Violates the White Knight Code Of Honor

1: Not PPD? Just making fun of a woman?

1: This shit isnt PPD. OP is an idiot.

1: Yeah don’t listen to the comments or anything. Everyone can see this post doesn’t fit the sub

1: Not ppd material

1: Not a pussy pass

1: Not pussy pass denied

1: It's targeted harassment at someone else

1: <no reason>

1: This isn't /r/roastme

1: This sub is dead

1: Sexism

1: Not Pussy Pass Denied

1: This is most definitely not a pussy pass trying to be used and getting denied

1: it does not go here

1: not ppd

1: Not relevant

Women get a pass on making jokes by reducing men to their dick size. She's using her pussypass on socialmedia thinking shes exempt of being made fun. Besides, a dude would never say this, ergo, PP attempt.

Deal with it.

shivermetimbers68 · 2019-05-09T15:44:59+00:00

Her nose ?

TuesDazeGone · 2019-05-09T17:06:42+00:00

Ouch.

homelessscootaloo · 2019-05-09T17:17:01+00:00

There goes her bangs

the_revenator · 2019-05-09T17:52:29+00:00

That's at least a foot.

franklinthetorpedo8 · 2019-05-09T19:01:42+00:00

I feel like that was really unnecessary.

Lonelan · 2019-05-09T19:33:57+00:00

I used to be subbed to both PP and PPD, and it was nice to see the dichotomy of what women got away with and what they didn't.

So, maybe going forward, before posting here, people could ask "what would make me post this to pussypass instead, if the denial was missing?"

XoticTastez · 2019-05-09T20:20:46+00:00

Proof girls can't measure things

OstentatiousSock · 2019-05-09T20:27:03+00:00

You made your hair near useless. Good job. People you need to cut hair for donation in sections, not one ponytail. Geez.

KapnKaveman · 2019-05-10T15:48:47+00:00

'I'm callin' from Springfeel".

bullyearth · 2019-05-10T21:31:16+00:00

r/mildyretarded is a good fit, that pony tail is easily above a foot.

Revorob · 2019-05-11T16:32:42+00:00

Brutal reply.

hec187 · 2019-05-09T06:42:18+00:00

Or that chin?

FrankDrebbin0101 · 2019-05-09T07:40:20+00:00

There is place for another face on this forehead

literalhumangarbage1 · 2019-05-09T08:07:31+00:00

Its obvious she was being snarky but I don't really think this is an instance of "pussy pass"

I can understand the joke because when I was a young lady growing up and I had my first sexual experiences, literally every guy told me that he had a 7 or 8 inch cock. Of course when I saw them I was confused, because one of them claimed 8 and had 4- We were still intimate, it didn't really matter hugely, but it is really common for dudes to exaggerate their penis size. I even had the guy I have been dating for the past 3 years (we havent been intimate yet, because he wants to take things slow) nearly break down crying cause he was scared that when he told me his actual length I would not want to be with him. He exaggerated a whole half inch worth.

Dick size doesn't really matter, but lying is a frustrating thing to do. She's being snarky as I said... but she's not calling anyone out specifically, and she's not attempting to get out of trouble because she's a female. She just made a joke that was inspired by experiences that are not uncommon. In return for her shitty joke she gets personally called out and made fun of on a post where she is showing off hair she is donating. Does she deserve it? Maybe. But I don't think it's a pussy pass situation.

Lying about size just sets unrealistic expectations and lets the partner know that you think they are so shallow that you're willing to lie to them about something completely superficial. Oddly, in my sexual experience, the guy with 2 inches was honest and upfront, the guys in the 4-6 range (which is perfectly fine, and around average, and sex was fulfilling with them almost every time) tended to exaggerate. Obviously not universal nor intended to be an absolute "all men" generalization, just intended to be a summation of my PERSONAL experience.

As far as why the hair is so much longer than 8 inches, it's because hair donation places usually do not count the bottom bits where there are split ends and uneven lengths. They want it to be a certain length so it's actually useful for wig making.

LessHamster · 2019-05-09T08:17:09+00:00

I don't get why this is in Australia.

Captain_Warzone · 2019-05-09T10:19:07+00:00

This is really mean spirited especially if the woman in the photo is donating her hair (and thats why she is posing and is clearly longer than 8 inches) and someone else has attached that caption, and she is now getting personal insults.

This isnt PPD this is just mean and nasty for no reason.

fdasfasdfasdfui93428 · 2019-05-09T14:37:01+00:00

What did this girl do to any of you

sxhsx · 2019-05-09T06:12:59+00:00

holy shit i went to middle school with her

giveherthebatwing · 2019-05-09T06:55:57+00:00

still_unresolved · 2019-05-09T07:31:40+00:00

I only have 6.5 inches

2019-05-09T07:39:32+00:00

Brendon Urie called. He needs his forehead back

2019-05-09T09:38:45+00:00

Goddamn Savage this is legendary. is there a R/toosavage sub?

I_drive_all_over · 2019-05-09T10:19:36+00:00

mooseman72 · 2019-05-09T04:21:46+00:00

Fivehead

magister0 · 2019-05-09T04:23:56+00:00

or that chin lol

Flavz_the_complainer · 2019-05-09T05:31:08+00:00

r/therealjoke

uhhsamurai · 2019-05-09T05:39:13+00:00

r/murderedbywords

hermes2611 · 2019-05-09T05:48:53+00:00

/r/eightheads

Murica1776PewPew · 2019-05-09T05:52:01+00:00

Tattootempest · 2019-05-09T05:53:05+00:00

Boom! <MicDrop.gif>

Repstyle_Gaming · 2019-05-09T06:22:47+00:00

Forehead? All I see is a 5 head

KrombopulosPhillip · 2019-05-09T06:44:11+00:00

8 inches is roughly the height of your face , apparently her face is 4 inches long, she must be tiny

SpargeWand · 2019-05-09T07:28:57+00:00

thinking this is just kinda misogyny and not really anything to do with "pussy pass denied"

Memphisrexjr · 2019-05-09T08:48:14+00:00

Oof...F

LaMasse31 · 2019-05-09T09:43:43+00:00

ahahah r/MurderedByWords

mmatique · 2019-05-09T06:48:56+00:00

Sometimes this sub seems more misogynistic than anything. This seems more like a joke. If anything the guy with the comment is more of an asshole than she was.

Title	Thinking this goes here
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	9963
Comments	285
Date	May 9, 2019 2:09 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/bme5fh/thinking-this-goes-here/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/thinking-this-goes-here.1601998 https://theredarchive.com/post/1601998

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