Announcing, The Long Overdue, Much Anticipated: Red Pill Online-Dating Network!

DancingC0w · 2017-04-01T05:28:04+00:00

Made me laugh, pretty good april's fool

vengefully_yours · 2017-04-01T07:20:13+00:00

That was awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

8n0n · 2017-04-01T08:23:23+00:00

We're sorry this app is not for you. You've lost the genetic lottery.

Lol that took me back to some of the early days of this sub (I'm not Indian but I remember some of those posts). Nice work.

The ability for posters to laugh at this is a good benchmark for themselves on how far along the journey you have gone with this sub.

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ChummyChad · 2017-04-01T05:40:13+00:00

Nice April Fool's joke haha

GayLubeOil · 2017-04-01T11:03:21+00:00

I like your analogus women's dating network

"We've spent years confusing the shit out of susceptible men with crackpot theories so now they'll basically do anything we tell them to."

RPmatrix · 2017-04-01T09:01:53+00:00

I'm sure many new memebers would be blown away by this, but those of us who've been here for a while aren't in any way surprised by the incredible generosity of the Red Pill community compiling such a high quality website ... and it's related tittilating Dating services, the comment's in themselves speak volume!

Top Shit, you Red Pill date guys! This is not just an august and benevolent action, it's genuinely momentarily Primal!

brafuckvingo!

MISTERY85

Pulling chicks is easy

I honestly don't know why anybody is having trouble and needs some

stupid internet forum to get laid. Just go to the bar and talk to women.

It's that easy. You just gotta treat them with respsect, bro.

Exactly

but how did this noob get on the front page of this incredibly useful

site?

NICEGUY2U

I don't understand how this works

She said hello to me, what do I do now?

Please hurry, I think she might walk away.

nm

I'm confused .. but that's normal isn't it? My long distance gf said it's

ok.

And this guy! LOL what a fucking idiot!

I don't understand it, I haven't showered in three weeks like the guys on the IRC told me, I approach white women and say "you are now my bitch" and they just don't like me I don't get it. Can Gaylubeoil or Anteros tell me what I'm doing wrong? I feel like my skin is the problem.

FFS tighten the fuck up and BUY several of GLO's t-shirts! duh, like there's No way to use pent up aroma without the right street gear ... i'm not sure you're ready for a GLO Muscle Shirt^{^{^Tm*}} 'gym junkie' look

(GLOwear has been scientifically proven to give you an instant 10% cut in body fat just by *thinking about putting some on!)

Hey all the new members here should definitelty keep an eye out for GLO"S amazing New personalised range of SPF50 Oneitis anal Lubricants (to stop the burn irritation from the sun shining out of her arse!) Time do do something with those pink cheeks laddoes!

Thanks again Red Pill #1/4 aka 4/1

GrandLordFarday · 2017-04-01T14:51:40+00:00

99 Dank St. Meme City, LA 90210

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2017-04-01T14:58:48+00:00

HAHAHAHA!

A+ work! Hope some "journalist" runs this as a story... "Dating App run by misogynists!"

Docbear64 · 2017-04-01T07:32:59+00:00

I tried to sign up but no dice :-( , I double checked I had the money for Alpha+ and everything.

Black-Pill · 2017-04-01T06:11:12+00:00

"TERP^{^R} totally changed my life ! Before, it was like I was completely invisible to women ... now I just tuck my chin in a little, furrow my brow, swipe yes and I am Golden! Watching my date get plowed by the bartender/ex, While I'm in The Room ?!? FUCKIN' EPIC MAN!!! Would totally recommend, 5-Stars, all the way.

Anayalata · 2017-04-01T04:31:20+00:00

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JackassWhoReadsThis · 2017-04-01T06:00:27+00:00

You got me!

NightwingTRP · 2017-04-01T09:11:59+00:00

Haha! Good effort!

TopKekSkye · 2017-04-01T09:43:25+00:00

Got me for a few seconds, I almost forgot what day it was.

ascendant23 · 2017-04-01T11:11:25+00:00

All this time I thought that just subscribing and lurking the TRP subreddit would solve all my problems. Clearly I was wrong.

What I really needed to do was to download this app!

RedIntrovert · 2017-04-01T13:28:02+00:00

I also don't have time to lift.

judo_ftw · 2017-04-01T15:41:43+00:00

This is so well calibrated.

So much for TRP being a cult. No cult would ever laugh at itself like this.

Awesome! This was not a trivial amount of work, but it was funny as hell. Thanks to whoever took the time to put it together!!!!

Boy2Mann · 2017-04-01T06:37:32+00:00

This is fucking hilarious!

abolishpmo · 2017-04-01T08:27:12+00:00

This is gold.

SwallowedIn2016 · 2017-04-01T10:06:22+00:00

It seems like someone had far too much time on their hands. That website was damn near perfect!

ripplemon · 2017-04-01T13:12:23+00:00

Put a grin on my face.

sarantopolis · 2017-04-01T13:48:57+00:00

Damn, this is golden! I laughed so hard.

VickVaseline · 2017-04-01T16:04:09+00:00

OMG they say laughter is the best medicine. I haven't laughed like this in years.

bredleymertin · 2017-04-01T17:14:00+00:00

This was the funniest thing in here ever

Mckallidon · 2017-04-01T20:01:03+00:00

I almost unsubbed. Don't mind me just woke up lol.

Xeloda85 · 2017-04-01T20:54:23+00:00

I was about to unsubscribe then i checked the date and realized what had happened.

judethedude · 2017-04-01T21:23:35+00:00

Hilarious, can you post the reports on it, I want a second laugh

Pitchfork51 · 2017-04-02T00:47:24+00:00

Hilarious

clavabot · 2017-04-02T05:36:46+00:00

Top kek

nuffsaid666 · 2017-04-01T04:35:40+00:00

Oh look someone thought of another way to make money off desperate losers lmfao

Huskimbo9 · 2017-04-01T03:35:07+00:00

Dawg....

Woopzah · 2017-04-01T15:49:59+00:00

Are the girls in the picture related in any way? The middle one is Canadian artist LIGHTS.

leftenant_t · 2017-04-01T17:00:37+00:00

I am looking for an Alpha male. Anyone?

edwardhwhite · 2017-04-01T18:59:29+00:00

Awesome

OneRedYear · 2017-04-01T22:06:02+00:00

Dank af.

Raging_Dragon_99 · 2017-04-02T04:29:37+00:00

Good joke!

tolkeins · 2017-04-03T02:52:05+00:00

I think this would really work. Think about it. Chicks would be downloading this left and right :)

jack_hammarred · 2017-04-04T13:16:39+00:00

"Where the white women at"

SwordfshII · 2017-04-01T11:37:30+00:00

The EBDB B&B?

Salted_Pretzel · 2017-04-01T14:12:23+00:00

I knew it was an April Fool's joke. Good one.

iamanenemy · 2017-04-01T05:25:16+00:00

Okay. I'll say it.

The fact that you've gone this far for a piss take says more about you than it does about blue pill men.

Title	Announcing, The Long Overdue, Much Anticipated: Red Pill Online-Dating Network!
Author	redpillschool
Upvotes	368
Comments	62
Date	April 1, 2017 3:05 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/62q76s/announcing_the_long_overdue_much_anticipated_red/
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