You can now slut-shame without ever calling someone a slut. All you have to do is not become a woman's ideal boyfriend after a one night stand.

Doomsday_ · 2013-10-16T18:58:57+00:00

I am completely indifferent about your existence.

She claims in the course of writing him a 2000-word open letter overflowing with butthurt. The hamster is strong in this one.

GaiusScaevolus · 2013-10-16T18:12:19+00:00

TL;DR: VALIDATE ME DAMMIT!!!! (*Hamster wheel spins off axis and launches into deep space)

rebuildingMyself · 2013-10-16T18:04:34+00:00

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Daddy45 · 2013-10-16T18:25:39+00:00

I never wanted to be a slut, I wanted to feel good, I wanted to kiss hot boys and have fun. I didn’t want to feel like something someone could just throw away the next day. Some girls are just lucky, they get to spend all their time with the one person they truly want to be with. They have low “numbers” and because of their long terms in relationships they will always be looked at as a girl who is datable. Its different for other girls, you know. Guys don’t see that. Guys don’t see past a weekend story or a number. They can have girls lined up at their door every weekend, but thats OK because they have a penis.

This is comedy gold.

DrMungMung · 2013-10-16T22:16:14+00:00

I wonder what the article would have been like if they fucked and she didn't want to pursue a relationship.. I wonder how he would have been portrayed then.

2013-10-16T22:08:26+00:00

Perhaps I am simply bitter that according to many many men I am tainted, undatable, and unattractive.

almost a moment of self-realization. almost

rebuildingMyself · 2013-10-17T06:59:24+00:00

Men are not vending machines you simply insert sex coins into to get a relationship!

whiskey_bearfist · 2013-10-16T20:11:06+00:00

this is one of the tragedies of feminist influence. girls who want, or at least claim to want long term relationships with attractive guys who are wholly unequipped with the knowledge of what makes them LTR-material to an attractive guy.

its the flipside of the BP beta male who is wholly unequipped to be anything more than an emotional tampon for the attractive girls he pines for.

the nature of the beast is more harsh to the women who follow the femrhetoric though. for their value is a more visceral, physical thing that fades, and can be outright destroyed. whereas a mans must be built, unless he is extremely lucky and born into a world of wealth and power.

TheD_ · 2013-10-17T05:24:22+00:00

"With Indifference, Mackenzie"

You don't write a 2,000 word diatribe when you're indifferent. She wants the D.

luxury_banana · 2013-10-16T19:19:09+00:00

That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Also, resorting to insulting his appearance? Really? What all sluts can't understand because they hamster so hard is that high sexual partner count in women usually means that they can't hold a relationship. lol @ this whole thing.

Endevour · 2013-10-17T01:18:02+00:00

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no_game_player · 2013-10-17T00:45:04+00:00

Dear god this is long.

I think my favorite part though is the total obliviousness of going from "I wanted all of these relationships to be more and why don't you continue to chase me" to "your dick is too small and unimpressive and you're ugly".

So...sour grapes but you're still totally entitled to those grapes. And, no, of course you aren't crazy. You're batshit insane...

Edit:

I am a writer, a friend, a student, and a human being with a lot of substance. You may think you’ve got me figured out, but for someone whose only been inside me once– you have a lot to learn.

lol. You may be a "writer" but you could sure use an editor...

SwordfshII · 2013-10-16T19:22:42+00:00

Maybe this chick should try and be exclusive before spreading her legs, instead of blaming others.

Also with the alcohol ties to each situation in there it sounds like she is an alcoholic (eg a bottle of wine and a pitcher of margaritas...... those vodka nights... Brimming with tequila...)

Mr_Andry · 2013-10-17T01:01:43+00:00

BITTER, PARTY OF ONE! YOU'RE WEBLOG IS READY. YOU WANTED THAT BURNT, RIGHT?

Satchmo84 · 2013-10-16T18:07:59+00:00

Good lord the overwhelming squeak of that hamster...

Makes_U_Mad · 2013-10-16T20:47:01+00:00

Can this be placed in the sidebar under "Hamster - Example?"

AcidHappy · 2013-10-16T22:59:26+00:00

I discover more and more of these letters to Mr.Anonymous, where the woman shames the guy for being a guy, and claiming that after that one night stand, he was the wonderful guy, but she feels slutty, because he wont acknowledge said guy.

Then she proceeds to shame the man, trying with all her might to put a dent in his flesh, ie. the whisky-dick comment.

This makes me lose heart in the group that is modern women. Tsk tsk tsk.

nwilli100 · 2013-10-17T01:34:35+00:00

Why do so many bloggers tend to see the entire world as all about them? Solipsism at it's finest.

salami_inferno · 2013-10-17T01:33:05+00:00

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Talkshitgethit · 2013-10-17T01:44:06+00:00

Her problem was the guy made her feel like a slut. Even if he had told her the most bold faced lie (I don't want people getting involved in our relationship) AKA I don't want other people to know I'm sticking it in you, it would've been better than ignoring her. Now she's so sad because that precious little prize between her legs didn't get her what she wants. Time to spin that wheel (after the fact, like women love rationalizing after the fact) and put the blame on the guy.

salami_inferno · 2013-10-17T05:04:19+00:00

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2013-10-17T01:38:36+00:00

class just oozes out of this one doesn't it?

throwaway-o · 2013-10-17T04:03:30+00:00

I think I owe you an apology, [...]

Fakepology incoming. Brace for impact.

Endevour · 2013-10-17T07:19:52+00:00

It's almost like she gets it, but denies it at the same time.

throwaway-o · 2013-10-17T03:59:50+00:00

Is it possible that perhaps “sluts” actually might have abnormally large hearts, ones that need more love than most (which is why they so easily let people in [their vaginas]).

I don't follow the logic. Last time I checked, the vagina isn't close to the heart. A big heart is not sated by climbing atop a cock tower either.

In fact, such behavior is common coping behavior for an unexamined profound psychological issue masked by lack of self-awareness -- it's the wrong way to cope, of course, like coping with one's own issues through drug addiction or alcoholism...

I’m sorry for acting like a normal human being, who happened to drink a bottle of wine and a pitcher of tequila sunrise.

...ahhhh, mother fucker, I knew it, there it is!

mister_zd · 2013-10-17T10:46:16+00:00

Sorry guys but I can agree with some of her whining.

I mean I can see where she is coming from; some sluts don't necesseraly want to ride the dick carousel that much, they do it because they think it is the way to find a guy. Basically they are misguided on game, naive.

Mouthpiece · 2013-10-17T12:23:54+00:00

She ran a brothel out of her dorm room?

"Sparkles and secrets" indeed.

ryeprotagonist · 2013-10-17T15:36:22+00:00

she signs it "With indifference,"

riiiiiiiiiiiiight...

LasherDeviance · 2013-10-18T01:34:20+00:00

The chicks in the comments shut her down pretty quickly. The one I like the most is this one:

Anastasia October 16, 2013 at 5:11 am

I have many issues with this article. First and foremost I’d like to say I am 100 % against slut shaming and I consider myself a feminist and I am fully aware of the “double standard” when it comes to men being able to have sex with as many people as they want without being deemed a “slut” and it is unacceptable for a woman to do so and maintain a good reputation. However, with that being said I really think this article was just a rant written by someone with good writing skills, that has a lot of anger, and I don’t agree with the tone or what this article leaves me with. Here is my problem with this article.. You are assuming all of these things that are going on in this man’s head that you slept with.. you are assuming he is acting like he doesn’t know you simply because he considers you a “slut”. Unless he directly insulted you or called you easy, he is NOT the jerk you make him out to be in this article! I have seen nothing you wrote that justifies you picking him apart piece by piece from his “Average sized penis” and the fact he got “whiskey dick” during sex. You sound bitter, frankly. Have you ever considered maybe he is a human being and not just some guy who is judging you for your idea of a sexual liberation? Maybe he has feelings? Perhaps, for example, he is aware he didn’t satisfy you in bed and is..oh I don’t know.. embarrassed? Or MAYBE he just wanted to have SEX with no strings attached and what the HECK is so wrong about that can I ask you? You are contradicting yourself in this article, you say on one hand that there is a double standard and that women should be able to have “high numbers” and have sex but then you go on to complain that it didn’t turn into a relationship?? So which one is it that you wanted because I’m thoroughly confused here. At one point in the article you mention that you only slept with him because you were DRUNK. SO WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ANSWER? I don’t think you even know! Can you blame him for not wanting further to do with you? Maybe he was DRUNK TOO??? You are demonizing guys for having one night stands (a one night stand means you DON’T follow up, hence “one night”) while at the same time saying women should have a right to have as many sexual partners as they want (i.e., one night stands) or maybe you were looking for a friends with benefits? I’m just not sure what the point of his article is, it sounds like you are just feeling extremely unworthy and insecure and decided to rant about one particular incident that led you on a string of things that made no sense. I am a rape survivor and it’s almost an insult that you are basically victimizing all women in this article that they are not acknowledged later on for CONSENSUAL SEX, you got what you wanted, sex, right? I don’t understand girls who write stuff like this, you say rah rah rah we have a right to have sex with whoever we want and then you turn around with articles like this and victimize all women. This type of article makes it seem like women cannot have a one night stand and feel nothing after. Guess what, some women can. Some women DO just want the sex, and thats sort of what you sign up for when you get into bed with someone without fully knowing them, there are no guarantees. It sounds like you just didn’t get what you wanted because you’re looking for love. And you know what? If thats the case you SHOULD stop sleeping around because its not what YOU want and if a girl is truly ok with sleeping around she would not have wrote this article and she would be ducking from the guy the next party she saw him at the same way he was ducking from her, and they would both be laughing at it with their friends :) The end.

Even a "fellow feminist" shut her down and let her know that that shit she was spewing was complete emotional hamster. Although she over-complemented her with the "exceptional writing skills" part. She writes like a teenager.

Ossuari · 2013-10-21T00:05:57+00:00

Cant take this serious Look at the website title Wtf

Howmydiktaste69 · 2013-10-17T02:50:45+00:00

I think this article is great proof that with decent game, an ugly dude with an average sized dick can hook up with... a below average looking girl (this conclusion was made courtesy of her public Facebook page).

I don't understand why a girl who had a one-night stand would complain about it. What exactly did she expect? Breakfast in bed and a bathtub full of roses?

2013-10-16T19:23:41+00:00

qqv "A Letter To A One-Night Stand: A Take On Modern Dating, Slut-Shaming" in this subreddit.

RedFerrumy · 2013-10-17T00:18:40+00:00

Wasn't this letter posted a few days ago?

salami_inferno · 2013-10-17T09:33:34+00:00

Here's some advice, if you want a guy to take you seriously don't fuck him on the first night you meet him. Never have I ever even remotely considered dating a girl that I had sex with and only met that night.

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