BINGO!!

Traksimuss · 2021-04-17T14:40:14+00:00

Tired of assholes, yet stil gave birth to child from assholes. She has clear preference for them, but she will graciously allow you to pay for all her wants.

Nesarry31 · 2021-04-17T14:45:32+00:00

31 and overweight with a child and a majority of her friends are men. Red flags galore. Which one of her beta orbiters I mean “friends” is the father of the bastard she has?

Sake99 · 2021-04-17T14:35:30+00:00

The question now arises, which one of her rommate is the father?

EffectiveBlackCat · 2021-04-17T16:21:42+00:00

Curvy = obese or borderline obese.

The average british woman is 5'4 and weighs the same as the average 5'9 man did when I was a kid in the 1980's: 169 pounds. (Now you can throw in a few shaved heads, piercings & tattoos, misandry, high n-counts, other men's spawn and a long shopping list of requirements that you must meet). It would have terrified me as a child.

Nero9214 · 2021-04-17T14:31:51+00:00

She's also 31 and ugly but for some reason it said "gallery pics aren't allowed" when I tried to upload the other picture showing her face

Clinton-jail · 2021-04-17T17:46:07+00:00

Curvy

You know she fat AF.

SquirtBurt · 2021-04-17T14:47:05+00:00

This is perfect.

What's fucked up is that this is the way she chooses to present herself.

meerita · 2021-04-17T14:48:04+00:00

Basically your next expensive and pretty used whore.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-04-17T15:01:45+00:00

She's bored of 'players' so now wants a 'dad bod' man to come and clean up her mess.

Why wasn't she a loyal bitch to her kid's father(s)?

She'll bleed you out for money and support all the while keeping a keen eye out for her next bad boy arsehole.

michael1962-01 · 2021-04-17T14:39:20+00:00

I did read the Kweeens ad 3 times.

Nothing in me resonates.

So i am sorry not to line up in the queue.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-17T18:01:24+00:00

She's got a bunch of male friends and is therefore "one of the lads." Why do women think 'acting like a man' is the way to a man's heart? Sure, we men love women with a backbone - but in addition to that we also want women with humility, and are also feminine and genuine.

This one right here is a slam dunk - in the trash.

divorcedbp · 2021-04-17T21:49:39+00:00

For the billionth time, “all of my friends are men” = “other women, because they are not blinded by the desire to fuck me, do not put up with my insufferable personality”

Sankdamoney · 2021-04-17T15:30:56+00:00

The use of emojis always comes across as passive aggressive.

SquirtBurt · 2021-04-17T23:10:50+00:00

It just keeps getting worst as you read down.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-04-17T17:25:54+00:00

seem to just fancy the arseholes

Somebody hide me!

houseoftolstoy · 2021-04-18T02:18:31+00:00

Seen to just fancy the arseholes...someone prove me wrong? Bored of the players now

If every guy she has dated is an asshole, she needs to figure out how her selection criteria should be adjusted. There is also the possibility that she just calls any guy who does not choose to put up with her assholes, which means that the problem is deeper than just her selection strategy.

Must appreciate a curvy figure, food is way more important than being skinny

"Curvey" = fat, as so many overweight women have been using the term to describe themselves, including this one. Also her love of food and use of the term "skinny" shows further that she is fat. I do not recall many women who are at a healthy body weight using the term "skinny" to describe themselves very much. It just seems to be used by fatter women with a sour grapes attitude and a refusal to take initiative to be at a healthier body weight.

Duplicarus · 2021-04-17T15:42:13+00:00

Lets play a game, count the red flags.

1- 1 red flag

2- 2 red flags

Cont.

PunjabiPakistani_ · 2021-04-17T17:46:43+00:00

why would a girl admit she had too many assholes

she’s just admitting she got pumped and dumped and AF/BB mentality 😆

closer_to_the_lung · 2021-04-18T07:11:31+00:00

Most of my best mates are guys.

Uh oh...

I'm basically one of the lads!

No, you're not...

Must appreciate a curvy figure...

Oh, you're fat? Yeah, now it makes sense.

rookeryop · 2021-04-17T19:07:45+00:00

Asshole that can turn on you at any moment

Has no personality so thinks her hair colour is special

Want older guys who can afford to spoil me and with their dad bods, think I'm the best they could get.

Still need a player

I will cheat on you, deal with it. Also, women think I'm a bitch.

I have given up on fitting into my 22-year-old's jeans. Enough simps still compliment me so I must still be cute.

Have a kid.

Dreamer217 · 2021-04-17T20:18:25+00:00

Most of her friends being guys is a red flag to stay away. It’s a dog whistle that’s she’s a whore

SomeBoredIndividual · 2021-04-17T20:30:51+00:00

These will never not be hilarious lol

sony_anumo · 2021-04-18T01:13:13+00:00

All men love women who have a past sleeping around with fat beared older asshole guys.

Very attractive

Five_Decades · 2021-04-18T01:37:55+00:00

I love it when you are brutally honest right back at them. they always appreciate that.

Devilsgun · 2021-04-18T03:11:15+00:00

Go fuck one of your 'guy friends', lady. They've paid their dues

Rook_Cross · 2021-04-17T20:41:00+00:00

"Mum"? "Lad"? Probably has bad teeth too.

WarpedTrekker · 2021-04-18T04:28:45+00:00

"mum". Must be a lot of UK people in here.

adityaism_ · 2021-04-18T05:05:35+00:00

Every guy needs a blonde right?

Why, do they blow you better or what?

peguy2000 · 2021-04-18T06:07:34+00:00

Shes one of the boys... biggest red flag. She just admitted shes a narc

middproxxy · 2021-04-18T08:11:56+00:00

Reads like a taker..

Take'er to the dumpster fellas.

MrINTJ22 · 2021-04-18T09:14:35+00:00

She unlocked everything lol

brianmcg321 · 2021-04-18T12:47:55+00:00

Line up. Date a girl with a bunch of fuck buddies. But you better not have a problem with it.

P.S.: I’m fat.

HeftyAdministration8 · 2021-04-18T16:04:33+00:00

Bored of players now Most of my best mates are guys

Even this fat mouthy single mom has beta orbiters. She claims to be tired of players but she STILL plays the field rather than marry one of the good men right next to her.

Don't live in the friendzone. There's no payoff.

BetteMale · 2021-04-19T09:18:59+00:00

Lol. How to tell people you are the pass around without saying you are the pass around?

Easy-Coconut-33 · 2021-04-20T02:50:11+00:00

Alarm clock is going off af. When they have "bitch" in the bio... Run

Aldabruzzo · 2021-04-20T15:01:47+00:00

An important red flag: Most of her friends are men. She describes herself as "just one of the guys". Women like this tend to the slut side, because trust me - she's fucked most of her male friends. She keeps them around because she genuinely likes them, they genuinely like her, she has a bevy of available ~~human dildos~~ sex partners anytime she has an itch that needs scratched, and she gets to be "one of the guys".

The second thing is that women with a lot of male friends are masculinized women. They're loud, aggressive, volatile, heavy drinkers, tend toward recreational drug use, engage in risky behaviors, look to pick fights, will not compromise, are direct communicators, confrontational, contentious, argumentative, disagreeable, disloyal, and unfaithful.

These kinds of women are just a PITA and more trouble than they're worth.

deepfi3ld · 2021-04-21T14:50:02+00:00

Bingo indeed

BluepillProfessor · 2021-04-23T14:45:04+00:00

Seems to fancy the asshole.

So....she is into. Pegging?

Nope.

Five_Decades · 2021-04-24T22:09:51+00:00

brutally honest = extremely rude with no tact or respect, but if anyone talks to me the way I talk to them, watch out

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2021-04-17T16:40:30+00:00

Not bingo - she's not demanding that any potential suitor must be at least 6ft tall with ripped muscles and washboard abs to qualify for her 'curves'

loneliness-inc · 2021-04-18T00:36:45+00:00

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BINGO!!

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Title	BINGO!!
Author	Nero9214
Upvotes	690
Comments	88
Date	April 17, 2021 2:30 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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