Doomed and she doesn't even know it.

ihateshadylandlords · 2021-10-30T13:39:24+00:00

I’m not looking for sex

No shit, Tyrone Thundercock fulfilled that need. She just needs an Urkel with a wallet.

anon_likes_tendies · 2021-10-30T14:37:11+00:00

36, 5 kids, medical tech, cowboys fan

More red flags than a CCP parade

CarrotvsBrocclee · 2021-10-30T14:12:51+00:00

5 kids is way too much of a responsibility for a man that didn't plant his seed inside of you

polishknightusa · 2021-10-30T14:31:49+00:00

The first sentence and the crotch goblin in the photo pretty much shows she's made zero effort into making this profile desirable to any man with self-esteem. I have a theory as to why:

Back in her youth, when she put out for bad-boy, she wanted as in the words of "pretty woman", "The Fairy Tale." And by that, she wanted tinglies and excitement or even to just be wined and dined (which is in her profile.)

13 years later, she waited a while for another romantic gesture and it hasn't happened. Not even a single guy asked her out. So now, out of bitterness, she "has" to make a profile and admit that for the remaining, say, 40 years of her life, she's no longer able to wait around for prince charming to appear with a six pack. And she's angry about it.

So, whose in line first for this action?

SoulLess-1 · 2021-10-30T15:15:07+00:00

"not looking for sex"

why is it only after X amount of kids do we hear this line?

slipkid223 · 2021-10-30T14:30:09+00:00

Slide in and be #7 in her order of precedence (assuming she has no pets) What Man wouldn't want to be number #7 while paying for the other 6?

Joaquino7997 · 2021-10-30T14:52:28+00:00

I'm not looking for just sex...

After having five kids, I doubt any man would commit to a woman whose vagina probably resembles the Grand Canyon.

AdderallAllTheTime3 · 2021-10-30T15:08:47+00:00

These profiles piss me off. She doesn’t have a right to anything other than a quick fling, if that.

tiernach · 2021-10-30T17:29:54+00:00

It's funny to me how offended women get when you explain that limiting access to the only thing of value that they bring to a relationship isn't a super effective negotiation strategy.

ransay3277 · 2021-10-30T14:26:06+00:00

5 F____n kids??? Didn't know she came with her own JV basketball squad.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-10-30T15:18:16+00:00

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Paltry_Poetaster · 2021-10-30T15:23:00+00:00

Those wine/beer fests didn't work out so well for her. Looks likes she's saddled with 5 kids and no man.

Imagine dating her. That would be quite a crowd she totes along. Five.

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mookcollins · 2021-10-30T16:33:36+00:00

Getting with her would blow your life up worse than joining ISIS.

WeekndXo1 · 2021-10-30T21:36:31+00:00

Toll payed

Informal-Square-6348 · 2021-10-30T16:34:20+00:00

I mean......She's just looking for some love. I'm sure some lvm with kids of his own, erectile dysfunction and a balding head would love to be in a relationship with her. It's when they still expect chad that it's a problem. Don't forget that.

Hard-Truth7 · 2021-10-30T17:51:23+00:00

Come support my five children. Don’t expect any sex for it, either. Lol.

Harry_Teak · 2021-10-30T21:24:48+00:00

Hey, at least she provided a warning pic so Brad isn't shocked when he realizes Tyrone's been in line ahead of him. Very progressive.

p3ngwin · 2021-10-30T20:10:11+00:00

So you're an unemployed, single mother, of 5.

Got it.

NBA_MSG · 2021-10-30T18:20:37+00:00

"Failed 13 year relationship"

It matches well with your failed birth control

V_M · 2021-10-30T18:29:40+00:00

Its funny you look at the skin color of the kids, and then her list of demands is "white boy central" camping, fishing, craft beer, bowling. Why not list Panera Bread, nascar, and tractor pulls to completely exclude all but white guys in the future?

I can respect someone who puts it out there and says they are done with black dudes and its white men only from here out. Plenty of people have preferences that are genetic in nature like guys who like blonde girls or girls who like tall dudes or whatever. But I find it VERY hard to respect someone who won't be honest about it. Just delete all that crap text and honestly summarize to "white guys only need apply". Its disrespectful to tap dance around the issue like that.

Also she's a med tech and the medical female stereotype applies, she's either super hot athletic jockette or she's spherical there isn't much in between for medical females. And she aint showing it off in the pictures like she would if she was some kind of Olympic grade gymnast. So we know she's spherical in shape by what's missing in her profile. I bring this up because AGAIN she's disrespectful about people and their preferences. Why can't she be honest and have something in her profile like "I'm a curvy girl" or thik or just straight up be honest and say fat. But naaah she's gotta be in a field that's either smokin' hot or spherical and she's posting baggy sweatshirt pixs so we have to "guess" that she's fat as hell.

Her whole profile is like passive aggressive disrespectful. But you know, fat old post-wall chick with a zillion kids I'm sure she's got a successful dating life, LOL.

V_M · 2021-10-30T18:37:29+00:00

Her entire list of shit she likes to do involves me paying a lot of money for the travel and the experience

Claims:

pretty much enjoy anything as long as I'm with the people I love

Press X to doubt

Now if she claimed she loves doing stuff with her family like sitting at the table and doing homework, or doing 15 goddamn loads of laundry per week for five kids, or making five school lunches while also cooking dinner, or popcorn and TV night in the living room with blanket forts and flashlights, or board game night, or spraying the kids with the water sprinkler in the summer in the back yard for no reason other than its hot outside today, that's all "free" stuff that you do with family.

But she just wants you to take her somewhere far away, ironically probably without the five kids.

scorpionandrose · 2021-10-30T14:53:06+00:00

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asdf333aza · 2021-10-30T21:46:44+00:00

Tyrone hit it and quit it.

Now she's looking for BRAD (Chad's less attractive but financially successful brother) to be the clean up man.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-10-31T00:29:49+00:00

"Anything outdoors", "camping, fishing"

Yet another vapid woman who claims to enjoy camping and fishing. One of you should match with her and take her on a camping trip. You'll find out real quick what she really thinks of the outdoors.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-10-31T05:13:04+00:00

Women get divorced late 30's because the arrogant whores feel their eggs rotting and they want to fulfill their.hypergamy by fucking chad. They are often mad at the husband because she fucked him instead of chad and now wants to monkey branch.

Often they find that branch breaks and then they end up.on waatgm.

Katowice_to_gdansk · 2021-10-30T22:13:54+00:00

I love all these women on dating apps who are all like "I'm not looking for sex so if that's what you want you can keep it moving" as if they have anything else to offer

mal3ko · 2021-10-30T23:00:14+00:00

Seeing the word “failed” in a bio is a little off-putting, even if it is a past relationship imo

MGTOW_and_Bitcoin · 2021-10-30T17:13:44+00:00

I hope she likes doing all those exciting things on her own

The-truth-hurts1 · 2021-10-30T22:42:37+00:00

5 kids? Good luck

LOLteen · 2021-10-30T23:45:11+00:00

Sounds like she was married for at most, 13 years and obviously had 5 kids. She's just a woman looking to get back into the dating game after being with one guy for a long time and is trying to do it through tinder.

Don't make out like she was riding 7 different cocks a week before she made this tinder profile.

Mbreezythunder · 2021-10-31T00:24:50+00:00

Some women are smarter than you think and they know it. Hence depressed middle aged women.

MattyK414 · 2021-10-31T01:52:57+00:00

The medical field strikes again!

karimamin · 2021-11-01T12:51:23+00:00

5 kids in a 13 year relationship. She didn't say marriage. Guess she spent 13 years trying to change Tyrone before realizing she's been the side chick.

knucklz74 · 2021-11-02T17:09:42+00:00

I had this happen on a dating site a woman with 5 kids i was matched with and her profile didnt say so. She wrote me and we talked for 2 weeks THEN she told me. I was breakneck honest with her, and told her absolutely NOT , for going out on a date or anything, Told her there MAY be a guy out there for her but im sure as hell not it. She asked why not. I was astonished that she had NO clue why. But then again in THEIR world they are CLUELESS to what Men want and dont give a shit.

TatersMog · 2021-10-30T21:23:35+00:00

Her minge is her only asset yet she's taking it of the table.

umockdev · 2021-10-31T01:40:27+00:00

Profile would've actually been fine if she didn't include that last part. And the fact that she's now a single mother. Oh well.

TheGeeksama · 2021-10-31T08:50:56+00:00

13 years and a failed i dont think so still had 5 kids wow she has lot of things now to offer and if i go in race thing so she is derogatory if she had dated because of race and irrespective of race why would a man have to take responsibility of 5 kids

PopularBug5 · 2021-11-01T07:44:12+00:00

Is it just me, or I see stating alcohol consumption as a hobby is a red flag? No, she's not a connoisseur of delicious wine, drinking for small sips for the taste, but someone who chugs cheap alcohol like water and get wasted and fat - and to make herself drunk and stupid to make irresponsible decisions.

That's her mode of finding partners - getting drunk and getting railed, not finding someone with similar interests (except interests also in getting wasted, stupid and drunk, that is!)

Animorphimagi · 2021-11-01T18:10:23+00:00

I often wonder what a failed 13 marriage is. Like, you had tons of kids and you like to be with your kids, but you didn't realize after the 2nd kid that maybe he prioritizes sex over anything you think? Averaging a kid every 2 years should be an issue when you eventually realize you don't want to be with him

DefiantFlatworm4833 · 2021-11-01T22:28:09+00:00

No Tyrone can afford to feed 5 kids! Probably left the state and has a cash job under the table to avoid his paychecks being garnished!

Ok_Management4634 · 2021-10-31T16:58:02+00:00

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No-Cry-4771 · 2021-11-03T07:03:24+00:00

Ugh, I wouldn’t let this woman use my toilet to take a shit, much less use my bank account. Imagine slaving away at a job all day and coming home early only to find some size 14 Jordan’s by the door?

Hard-Truth7 · 2021-11-05T06:32:44+00:00

How do you say “Lifetime of bad decision making” without saying it?

Hard-Truth7 · 2021-11-05T06:46:14+00:00

Imagine how much of a cool, awesome life you would have and how much cool stuff you could do and buy for yourself, if you saved all the money you would have wasted on that dumb chick and her 5 screaming annoying kids, and spent it all on yourself. It’s like waking up from a nightmare and being like oh god yes it was just a dream

Tyler-Derping · 2021-11-08T15:38:43+00:00

I don't wanna get banned. So I rather not go mental on this one.

ohshiii-ToT · 2021-11-04T17:47:57+00:00

I am here out of curiosity and I want to understand the other side to things- why is it wrong for single mothers to seek out a relationship?

Doomed and she doesn't even know it.

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Title	Doomed and she doesn't even know it.
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Date	October 30, 2021 1:36 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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