LOW MAINTENANCE

hl100orsmth · 2019-09-02T09:15:15+00:00

Ok, just how is it possible that men approach such women? Just how!?

I can't understand the desperation required to approach this human being.

I don't care if you are man or woman, if you are obese, something is wrong with you. There, I said it, we are all thinking it and this all "fat acceptance" thing is insanity, level LGBT. Doesnt matter how much propaganda and money goes into this, you will never change reality.

For god sake, stop eating so much, its not so hard.

I swear, when I see fat women acting entitled or saying how they have standards or that the male has to be 6' tall or whatever, it's surreal to me. Delusional!

Like, buy a mirror, you fucking triglyceride.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-09-02T08:52:42+00:00

She got custody of her son but lost custody of her neck.

boisdevie · 2019-09-02T08:33:55+00:00

She's obese and has no time for you. What a winning combination. Oh, and she can't even smile for a profile pic.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-09-02T09:32:47+00:00

Low maintenance? More like no maintenance. This one needs a complete overhaul.

Yashugan00 · 2019-09-02T10:26:23+00:00

takes a picture of her bathroom wall because it's the only background in the house that's uncluttered and clean.

smallSackBigShaft · 2019-09-02T09:09:36+00:00

Mmmm fuck ya gimme that downy face

PhantasyBoy · 2019-09-02T09:13:52+00:00

Just wondering how many pints it would have taken to sleep with that

Productivity10 · 2019-09-02T13:54:20+00:00

I'm just wondering what she's doing wrong here other than not being attractive?

She's disclosing all necessary information and doesn't seem to have high standards or say anything that dislikeable. I just feel like we're punching down here.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-09-02T12:30:49+00:00

AHHH!!!!

Good Lord. Sorry. whew You startled me there Jaaba the Slut.

What brings you here?

Looking for a relationship

Have you tried Jesus?

What else you got cookin', rough lookin'

I have full custody of my son

gag Oh lord. gag Someone had actual heave SEX ... with you? gag

Rarely away from him...#1 priority

Well, if you felt that strongly then you would not be raising him without a father. Have you seen the stats on Single Motherhood and just about every form of sociopathy?

Moving along. How would you describe yourself - PERSONALITY WISE. For God Sake, stay way from any physical comments.

I'm pretty easy going

Well, you had better fucking be. Doesn't look like you have much else going for you.

fairly laid back

Yeah, like in the back of a Kenworth at a truck stop.

Definitely not high maintenance

Something tells me, Jabba, that you are exactly high maintenance. Just more in a low class way, if you know what I mean.

Please get off the Tinders and get on a treadmill. For the sake of humanity.

PS: People usually put their absolute BEST photos on dating profiles. Please tell me that this is NOT your best photo. Please.

gag

AnnoMachina01 · 2019-09-02T10:51:00+00:00

You know how when you take a fish away from water, it looks like it's dying as it slowly suffocates. This is her face when she goes too far from Golden Corral.

Thatsyourissue · 2019-09-02T12:32:51+00:00

Translation- lazy and Unemployed

comptejete · 2019-09-02T12:36:38+00:00

As soon as the health implications of her excess weight catch up with her you bet the "maintenance" required to keep her breathing is going to be your problem.

Celestial_Europe · 2019-09-02T12:05:16+00:00

I dont want to see the loser who made her pregnant so i dont have to wash my eyes.

miguelcar · 2019-09-02T14:26:40+00:00

What is the appeal behind saying your kid is your number one priority? Like who's going to rea that and say, "yes, I love having minimal time with someone because they're too busy doing something else." And minimal time it is.

Fuzi0z · 2019-09-02T14:52:37+00:00

I would date a man faster than this female gorila. And im damn straight

Oxidus999 · 2019-09-02T18:33:15+00:00

I may get downvoted, but it may be because we as men are more empathetic, but damn I really feel bad for her.

lucajones88 · 2019-09-02T11:34:02+00:00

I’d rather have the skinny bird she keeps on a chain next to her bed in that cave

OldFashionMarine · 2019-09-02T11:48:03+00:00

Lol....why do these bitches have a dating app when they already have a "#1 priority"......?

daviddb1 · 2019-09-02T12:35:46+00:00

Low maintenance.....except for the grocery bill!

armanikek · 2019-09-02T15:55:40+00:00

just from looking at her i can see that her weekly grocery bill exceeds $300

starkfuture · 2019-09-02T18:03:51+00:00

"My son is my #1. I'm rarely away from him" So, no job. Probably squeezing the ex's nuts for money, half of which or more might stop if any simp commits to this hog. Where do you think she expects to makeup the lost money?!.

Run like she is cancer. Because she is, on your finances.

Devilsgun · 2019-09-02T18:43:28+00:00

Oh, full custody of your son, who is of course Yer Werld...

So where would dude fit in to your life? You don't leave much room for dude.

As for not being 'high maintenance'... Well, yeah you can't afford to be high maintenance, but lucky for you you're built like a tank.

Sirmoah · 2019-09-02T09:04:20+00:00

Bloated heifer with an attitude. Next!

CleofisRandal · 2019-09-02T13:00:56+00:00

As long as you maintain that refrigerator at capacity

five_eight · 2019-09-02T13:28:46+00:00

Pig performs no maintenance. Definitely.

EggOfDelusion · 2019-09-02T16:40:43+00:00

She has full custody because her baby daddy is in jail.

rebelauthor · 2019-09-02T18:50:12+00:00

Sign me up!

ImAWhoDat · 2019-09-02T19:23:07+00:00

Zooms in on hand on her right shoulder

Tyrone...

Rodbow15 · 2019-09-02T19:32:23+00:00

Where her neck go?

GinoR11878 · 2019-09-02T20:10:31+00:00

This girl looks like someone I knew from school, her name was “Biffis”, this girl looks like a Biffis..

FirmFirefighter · 2019-09-02T20:13:10+00:00

1mm cleavage

SuperGoxxer · 2019-09-02T22:09:59+00:00

Zero clavicle, working on second (or third) chin.

Holy fuck no.

That isn't low maintenance, thats take it to the junkyard to be crushed into a rusting cube kind of situation.

signsignsignsignsign · 2019-09-02T11:38:04+00:00

Where the fuck is that thing’s neck?!?!

SnowMan878 · 2019-09-02T13:32:37+00:00

It's All So Tiresome

GTFonMF · 2019-09-02T14:01:47+00:00

With that high kilometres, I sincerely doubt it.

ransay3277 · 2019-09-02T14:29:39+00:00

A 40ish single mom who stays home with Jr. is not High Maintenance?

Thor-Loki-1 · 2019-09-02T15:30:17+00:00

I'm sure that food bill would be high maintenance.

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-09-02T15:34:08+00:00

Shes not kidding about the low maintenance

TheObelisk · 2019-09-02T15:43:30+00:00

Is "my child is my number one priority" and "laid back" mandatory for female profiles?

meerita · 2019-09-02T16:38:43+00:00

His son is 6 years old for sure

s1500 · 2019-09-02T17:32:34+00:00

Most of her bio talks about her kid.

Your_Coke_Dealer · 2019-09-02T17:35:19+00:00

Woof.

5shad · 2019-09-02T17:38:37+00:00

This is a human marshmallow. Sorry, I just had to say it.

ShortWarrior · 2019-09-02T17:48:50+00:00

Potatoes don't require much effort.

Natuasi · 2019-09-02T19:56:14+00:00

My God. This is hurtful to read.

[deleted] · 2019-09-04T01:13:07+00:00

Just throw a bag of taco bell at the chubaka, she'll be happy for a few hours

THOTdestroyer_6000 · 2019-09-04T08:32:03+00:00

Sure. You'll fit right in: https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/06/ba/0d/e1/longdown-activity-farm.jpg

hollydoll27 · 2019-09-06T01:00:57+00:00

Oof that's ruff

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-09-06T02:05:14+00:00

She has no neck

WOLFY-T · 2019-09-08T14:06:10+00:00

She ready to fight.

Gordon-G · 2019-09-02T12:24:45+00:00

That heifer is 62 🐮

Thetrvler · 2019-09-02T12:29:17+00:00

This was so funny I almost downvoted the post in response to her pic...

Now I can see that maybe 20 years ago she might’ve been kind of cute (minus all the weight).

Title	LOW MAINTENANCE
Author	MrBreitling
Upvotes	483
Comments	140
Date	September 2, 2019 8:11 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/cym74h/low_maintenance/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/low-maintenance.344363 https://theredarchive.com/post/344363

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