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MrBreitling
[–]hl100orsmth236 points237 points238 points 6 years ago (82 children) | Copy Link
Ok, just how is it possible that men approach such women? Just how!?
I can't understand the desperation required to approach this human being.
I don't care if you are man or woman, if you are obese, something is wrong with you. There, I said it, we are all thinking it and this all "fat acceptance" thing is insanity, level LGBT. Doesnt matter how much propaganda and money goes into this, you will never change reality.
For god sake, stop eating so much, its not so hard.
I swear, when I see fat women acting entitled or saying how they have standards or that the male has to be 6' tall or whatever, it's surreal to me. Delusional!
Like, buy a mirror, you fucking triglyceride.
[–]Land_of_the_Losers 1 points 6 years ago* [recovered] (9 children) | Copy Link
Ok, just how is it possible that men approach such women?
Fetishists.
[–]fmanlySr. Hamster Analyst23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hmm, maybe one way of recouping some of the costs of the obesity epidemic is to allow them to be harvested for foie gras...
[–]IvoryBanana20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I mean, obesity will technically take care of itself if you cut taxpayer funding for this self-inflicted "disability". No more triple, quadruple, quintuple, etc bypasses, and survival of the fittest takes it's course.
[–]TheTastelessBatman3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you.
[–]fmanlySr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, sure, as long as I'm living in fantasy land I guess you might as well too. :)
The only thing the voters will accept is continuing to throw good money after bad with half-baked solutions that don't actually solve anything, but which also don't make anybody feel bad and might be insanely expensive but nothing we can't actually afford for the moment (well, assuming you accept crazy levels of debt, which it seems is very much in fashion).
Eventually our grandchildren's futures will have been completely mortgaged out and we won't be able to afford to kick the can any further down the road, and at that point the problem will self-correct in an unpopular way.
[–]NohoTwoPointOhJr. Hamster Analyst17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Terribly low self-esteem is another aspect. They figure this is low-hanging fruit comparable to their self-view.
[–]Thor-Loki-112 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This actually gave me pause.
First, I thought: Oof.
Then, I said: "But of course".
[–]PMMEDIRTYUNDIES6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The slam pig fetish.
[–]1Badshot4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fatishists
[–]quilterlibrarianBought the Feminist Farm2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This. Definitely fetishists. Look up the feeder/Feedee fetish. There are people who get off sexually by gaining as much weight as they can, feeding their partner into unhealthy morbidly obesity range, seeing how much weight they can get their partner to gain, and the feedee is someone who gets off on it as well.
[–]dangerousmozlem43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (42 children) | Copy Link
You're being a bit unreasonable but I suppose being non-PC is your way of laying down the truth.
As a fat dude I have never gone through the delusions of 'fat acceptance'. I also agree that being fay is bloody unhealthy and opens the doors to a dozen more illnesses. That said it's not as simple as 'just eat less'. Well technically it may be but for a lot of fat folk there are underlying causes contributing to the issue.
I'm saying you can be critical and downright mocking towards the bs fat acceptance movement but it should not end up as a hate of fat people.
[–]Furrealyo35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
How is it not as simple as "just eat less". That's exactly the solution.
[–]SilverGryphonWorking his way to the titty top14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny how the only fatso in North Korea, a country known for food scarcity, is their nutcase dictator.
[–]AboutNinthAccountBit his lip on Slut Muffins9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think being fat is going to cost a lot of money. They say insulin went up like 2000%.
[+]IvoryBanana-12 points-11 points-10 points 6 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Exercise more, eat right, and eat smaller portions frequently throughout the day rather than large meals would be a better suggestion.
Eating fewer calories only trains your body to store more fat because it thinks resources are scarce and goes into survival mode. Regular exercise is necessary to fix the stored energy surplus.
[–]xxsolojxx22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
This is misinformation. Literally, the way to lose weight is to eat at a caloric deficit. Doing so doesn't "train your body to store more fat". Eating at a caloric deficit causes you to lose weight. Period.
[–]pmmemonay6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe he is a dark lord of the sith so powerful, so wise, that he could influence the midi-chlorians to create fat.
[+]IvoryBanana-13 points-12 points-11 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You're the one that's wrong, my man. You can reach a caloric deficit by exercising, spending more energy than you take in. It is not misinformation, it is fact. Sorry facts hurt you, bro.
[–]MrBreitling 1 points 6 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
nah wrong. You have to eat less. If you calculate your burn of calories it takes ALOT of exercise to burn an average dinner. We're talking hours of lifting, even with high intensity. Cardio is worse. Building as much muscle as possible helps because you start burning at idle to feed muscle but it's still not the same as just cutting intake.
I've lost over 110lbs. The secret was cutting the intake of calories severely, eating extremely cleanly, combined with aggressive intermittent fasting 18/6, 20/4 or OMAD.
I go to the gym 4/5 days a week since 2004. You can lift all day and simply eat badly and literally get no where. Sure you'll be strong, but you'll still be fat.
A close friend does cycling; if you're willing to do 250mile+ rides in a pack surrounded by guys on gear, sure, MAYBE, but most people are not doing 400 miles+ a week like he does. Even he is fasting and cutting cals to make race weight.
Just use myfitnesspal and see how quickly you can exceed your required intake for loosing weight with a single bad choice. Some small cans of tuna have more calories than a can of redbull, even though the redbull is poison, you'd be surprised what is lurking in your food in terms of pure calories.
[–]TheTastelessBatman2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dude, this is exactly what I did and for the first time have abs.
I realized that in life, keep it simple. Always.
I do push pull. Four times a week. OMAD 99 percent of the time. Eating single ingredient foods. Friday I pig the fuck out. And lifts getting stronger too. Never was this strong even when I was eating 5 days a week and rotation 10 fucking supplements. I stopped talking supplements too. Some doc said that when you're fasting, intestine grows in surface area and absorbs more nutrients.
I have a handful of friends now following my way of life. Not to forget it is saving me tons of fucking money and time.
[–]MrBreitling 1 points 6 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
in the beginning I just exercised heaps. I lifted big and did alot of cardio. I got stronger and fitter but didn't loose weight. I was loosing some level of bodyfat but ultimately fuck all. I got very strong but still had a gut. I was fueling the lifts. An analogy would be I was a big, old, dirty v8. Lots of torque but inefficient and no tech. Now I'm more of a NSX V6 turbo + hybrid. Not as big, but leaner and meaner. And I put the old me to shame.
[–]TheTastelessBatman0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn bro. Kudos. Sculpted like a warrior.
[–]meklu6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
sUrViVaL mOdE
Stop being retarded and start acknowledging basic thermodynamics.
[+]IvoryBanana-6 points-5 points-4 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I mean, if you eat a garbage can fulled with KFC every meal, sure, eat less calories. However, starving yourself only hurts you in the end.
[–]meklu3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I don't think anyone's advocating for a breatharian diet here.
[–]IvoryBanana-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There sure are a lot of triggered, hyperbolic fatties, though. I didn't realize I was on the incel and neckbeard subreddits - please, carry on.
[–]meklu1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
All of reddit is full of self-conscious lard goblins. I doubt it'll get any better outside this sub. Heck, r-fatlogic is chock-full of "enlightened" fatties who see themselves as oh-so-different from the HAES types and the place acts as a sort of safe space for them.
[–]IvoryBanana-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the back-up, sir. I was expecting the worst when I saw I had another reply. I swear, you give these land whales an inch and they take a mile - but I guess that's to be expected from people with impulse issues.
"It's not that I'm a sedentary garbage bag filled with bile that gets less weekly exercise than a sloth, it's the CaLoRiEs."
[–]garebear1995934 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I used to be 320lbs.im 195 now.
You are bullshit and making excuses.its ALL about eating less.
[–]Fenweekooo17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
yep, used to weigh 245 now weigh 188 exclusively through calorie counting, hell there have been days where my breakfast was a bottle of coke and some cookies, not at all healthy and i will probably die from it but as long as you intake less then you are putting out, you will lose weight
[–]Trant24330 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It works both ways, though. Used to weigh 180. Started taking medications and went up to 230 in 2 months. Certain meds or genetic dispositions can mess up your metabolism and response to sugar. Doesn’t matter if I were to run 10 miles a day, you can’t fight the medication.
Long term the best I can do - once I’ve figured out the issue with carbs - is get down to 200, or stop taking the meds.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cut the carbs and sweeteners. Go fruit, vegetable, nuts/legumes/beans in that quantitative order. Getting fat is always a product of putting in too much energy. Dense foods have a lot of energy, so you must take less of them. Fruits are easy for your body to breakdown, and you will consume less energy. As long as your energy intake is less than you use, you lose weight. If it is more, then you gain weight. No amount of genetic predisposition or drugs is going to cause you to store energy you should have used. That was your fault for consuming more energy than you could metabolize. Find your equilibrium (while on drugs or off) and live a healthy life.
[–]spaghetti_hitchens11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's literally impossible to gain weight by consuming fewer calories than are burned by the body. The Law of Thermodynamics flat out prohibits it. (Or maybe we just all missed the pictures of obese prisoners in the concentration camps) Sure some people digest much more of their food than others due to their own personal intestinal flora, and so they can absorb more calories for eating the same foods, but all that means is eat less. I am running into the issue right now of having a sedentary job and eating out of boredom: surprise I am gaining weight! The mental gymnastics people have to go through to convince themselves their weight isn't their fault is amazing
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"but I'm the one human, in the entire history of humans, that the laws of thermodynamics doesn't apply to!"
[–]Black_Gotenks0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep, went from 269 to 220 kg earlier this year and it was all from counting calories
[–]otakuzodCeddit savior20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's also a severe lack of discipline. Those that truly want to do something about their weight will actually do something about, whether it's hitting the gym, or simply eating smarter. Motivation begins the process, discipline keeps you on that path.
[–]Thor-Loki-110 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That said it's not as simple as 'just eat less'. Well technically it may be but for a lot of fat folk there are underlying causes contributing to the issue.
Lack of will and determination aren't valid underlying causes.
[–]CavannahSr. Hamster Analyst10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The entire issue is caused by eating too much. Thus the complete solution to the problem is "just eat less."
[–]TheTastelessBatman0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And eat clean.
[–]CavannahSr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You can eat nothing but chocolate cake and lose weight.
Eating clean is a constituent part of living a healthy life, but it's not a requisite for weight loss.
[–]TheTastelessBatman0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't disagree. The problem I have noticed is that it is easier to get full on a salad and not get cravings. But eating chocolate cake or similar leads to more cravings which finally results in weight gain. Also, we tend to overstuff when eating unhealthy when compared to healthy. At least for me.
[–]CavannahSr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All good points.
[–]Ifuckedyourgrandma8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Who gave you gold? /r/FPH should have never gone away dude.
[–]Thor-Loki-14 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Voat, my friend. It's there.
[–]ShortWarrior4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Well technically it may be but for a lot of fat folk there are underlying causes contributing to the issue.
No there aren't. The fat came first, the issues came after.
[–]TheTastelessBatman3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
But but but they are big boned. /s
[–]ShortWarrior4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He has thirty upvotes and some other fatass gave him gold because he so desperately wants to believe his lies.
Lmao reddit in a nutshell. Pretty sure fatass ate the gold.
[–]hl100orsmth2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't particularly "hate" anyone, I believe you are reading too much into it because, well, as you said, you are fat.
That said it's not as simple as 'just eat less'.
Yes, it is, in the sense that you should spend more than you eat. Easiest way to do that? Don't eat it in the first place.
Just to be clear, I am not some hypocritical guy that will say shit that doesn't do himself. I've got like 7-8% body fat (meaning ripped with 8 pack throughout the year, not just summer or shit like that) and I don't do ANYTHING special. I eat well and I exercise. That is all. Granted, I've been doing it for years, but there is no other magic.
Whoever says otherwise, or tries to make it more complicating than what I just told you, in 99.99999% of the cases is just lying or has no idea what he is talking about.
Listen to someone who tried and tested what works.
It's very simple.
Eat ~200-500 kcal less than your metabolic rate daily, exercise, eat protein (~1.7g/kg or more but less than 2.5g/kg) and after you reach your ideal weight, start eating at your normal metabolic rate.
Yes, it will take time (I recommend to cut like 200, 250 calories daily and let time do its work; 9000 calories in 1kg pure fat, do the math), but this is the most healthy way of losing weight.
I repeat: this is the most healthy way (not fastest). You can find some people saying that you should cut 1000 or 1500 calories a day. That's too severe in my opinion and a shock to your system. I'd rather utilize time and make sure I cut mostly fat without any danger.
Do this for 6 months/year and then come back and tell me what you think. This information is the only thing that you need.
It is that simple, it is up to you and there are no excuses.
btw, the term "PC" is just 1984 double speak for lying or misguiding.
What I told you is not "PC" because I am not lying to you. And I mean no harm to you personally.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
FUCKING EAT LESS! IT'S LITERALLY ABOUT NOT SHOVING FUCKING FOOD IN YOUR FACE!
[–]meeritaJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just eat Paleo diet. The healthiest and natural of all diets. You will go back to your natural weight.
[–]RRFdevSr. Hamster Analyst20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
She probably used to be thin once upon a time. Then she brought into the cushy lifestyle of the uneducated, unqualified, lazy SAHM fully enabled by her nice guy tradcon husband. She becomes fat, prematurely aged, slothful, weak, agitated, forever unsatisfied due to the decades of indolent SAHM life, and then chose to divorce rape her husband because she's unhaaaaaaaaaaaappyy and her husband was abusive.
Keyword here: full custody.
[–]NohoTwoPointOhJr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Dependapotamus
[–]pmmemonay2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hi mr. Popp.
[–]NohoTwoPointOhJr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't be redonkulas...
[–]FoxIslander1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...it does have that look...probably married with a deployed husband.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her inbox has exceeded the maximum capacity. Just like how her bathroom scale has exceeded it's maximum capacity.
[–]RealMcGonzoJr. Hamster Analyst8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Men" (and I use that term loosely) still hit that. You and I may shudder in disgust, but at least a quarter of the single women I run across are bloated waddlers. And probably 50% of the married women. Dear God, that waddle. Then another 25% (minimum) are still fat but at least they don't fucking waddle.
*Somebody* must be fucking these grease bags.
[–]toysjoe7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A lot of men have no standards.
Also I think you meant troglodyte.
[–]mrhipersonss6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, triglyceride works too.
[–]Octavius-Augustus5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The simp thirst is very real my friend. I've seen some really good looking guys with below avg women. This never happens the other way (unless the guy is filthy rich ofc). It molds them into thinking they are "princesses" and deserve the top alpha men, even though they look like hambeasts themselves and bring absolutely fuck all to the plate.
Genetations of brainwashing and men have forgotten their worth. We forgot we fought lions and built civilizations with our hands. I tell young men to never forget they are the catch, not her. We are the ones who keep society functioning. But I'm afraid it's gonna take a loooong time (perhaps a few generations even) to implement this thought in the minds of men.
[–]dangerousmozlem2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
we?
Stop sticking yourself under a label which you obviously aren't in.
[–]kriskros185 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How to approach? A quarter pounder 🍔 would be a good start. Or half rack of ribs.(she has to earn a full)
[–]revenge502 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/rareinsults
[–]DonDorcha1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
triglyceride Now there's something you don't hear every day.
[–]SuperGoxxerRecidivist Fuk Boi0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd rather pump a surgical glove stuck in a fence than touch this sow.
Just looking at that pic made me convulse. Hell no.
[–]AldabruzzoThere is no mercy in this Dōjō0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Triglyceride
Did you mean troglodyte?
[–]hl100orsmth1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, I meant Triglyceride :) the thing that body fat is made up largely.
[–]RedPilledLife0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude??????
I am fat and now you have hurt my tiny little feelings, i am human too
[–]tvegla-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Has it crossed your mind that some people ate just not solely concentrated on the physical? Like the are other aspects to people aswell? And weight gain can also be caused by medication and disease. Go grow up a bit...
[–]hl100orsmth2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And weight gain can also be caused by medication and disease.
In the vast, vast majority of cases (99.9999%), you are getting fat because you eat way too much. That is it.
I really doubt that all the people talking about diseases or whatever belong to the 0.0001% of people.
Therefore, eat less and stop thinking about diseases.
[–]tvegla0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well if you look at her throat the thyroid does not look so healthy. Your prosentual figure is not accurate here. If sex is the only thing u are looking for then this is not acceptable surely...
[+]mr_kukGlory hole aficionado-8 points-7 points-6 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You could tell president Trump (Not my president, I'm Euro trash) to stop being a Narcissist and get help. But then again, why would he? He is famous and powerful, not in spite of being a Narcissist, but because of being a Narcissist.
As long as the behavior yields positive results, not matter how "sick" it is, it will continue.
She can act entitled and have unrealistic standards because the behavior is yielding positive results, albeit in the short term. A single P&D by Chad is worth a million years of loving Beta.
[–]raveskater6918 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wtf does this fat bitch have anything to do with politics ? Goddamn reddit fucking sucks. Literally everything is turned to politics.
[–]MurderfaceII12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Virtue signaling betas hoping to touch a pussy if a ham beast hears how much they hate Drumpf.
[–]raveskater696 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha sounds about right
[–]comptejeteJr. Hamster Analyst8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She can act entitled and have unrealistic standards because the behavior is yielding positive results, albeit in the short term.
Nail on the head, if male thirst was removed from the equation just watch standards rise. It's not going to happen though, the general decline of self-respect in men does not seem to be slowing down.
[–]Land_of_the_Losers 1 points 6 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
She got custody of her son but lost custody of her neck.
[–]OsirusCD12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That did make me chuckle. Nice one
[–]LordMitre1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/deservedupvote
[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
She's obese and has no time for you. What a winning combination. Oh, and she can't even smile for a profile pic.
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Too busy eating
[–]Land_of_the_Losers 1 points 6 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
She's a busy woman. She shot that picture while in the bariatric surgical prep-room getting ready to have her stomach stapled.
[–]fmanlySr. Hamster Analyst8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doubtful. That smacks too much of actually taking the initiative to fix her own problems...
[–]PMMEDIRTYUNDIES0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She probably has a nasty grill of rotten teeth with chunks of pork stuck between them.
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Low maintenance? More like no maintenance. This one needs a complete overhaul.
[–]Yashugan0018 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
takes a picture of her bathroom wall because it's the only background in the house that's uncluttered and clean.
[–]Crow_T_Murderface8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like a mid-shit self-care selfie to me
[–]smallSackBigShaft14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mmmm fuck ya gimme that downy face
[–]PhantasyBoy12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just wondering how many pints it would have taken to sleep with that
[–]EvilKlownz2Gettin nasty with wall busters7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you had to drink her pretty you would die of alcohol poisoning first.
[–]Productivity109 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm just wondering what she's doing wrong here other than not being attractive?
She's disclosing all necessary information and doesn't seem to have high standards or say anything that dislikeable. I just feel like we're punching down here.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Demanding with ridiculous expectations. One has to read between the lines.
[–]DeeplyDisturbed1Cougar Chasers MVP7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AHHH!!!!
Good Lord. Sorry. whew You startled me there Jaaba the Slut.
What brings you here?
Looking for a relationship
Have you tried Jesus?
What else you got cookin', rough lookin'
I have full custody of my son
gag Oh lord. gag Someone had actual heave SEX ... with you? gag
Rarely away from him...#1 priority
Well, if you felt that strongly then you would not be raising him without a father. Have you seen the stats on Single Motherhood and just about every form of sociopathy?
Moving along. How would you describe yourself - PERSONALITY WISE. For God Sake, stay way from any physical comments.
I'm pretty easy going
Well, you had better fucking be. Doesn't look like you have much else going for you.
fairly laid back
Yeah, like in the back of a Kenworth at a truck stop.
Definitely not high maintenance
Something tells me, Jabba, that you are exactly high maintenance. Just more in a low class way, if you know what I mean.
Please get off the Tinders and get on a treadmill. For the sake of humanity.
PS: People usually put their absolute BEST photos on dating profiles. Please tell me that this is NOT your best photo. Please.
gag
[–]AnnoMachina017 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know how when you take a fish away from water, it looks like it's dying as it slowly suffocates. This is her face when she goes too far from Golden Corral.
[–]Thatsyourissue5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation- lazy and Unemployed
[–]comptejeteJr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As soon as the health implications of her excess weight catch up with her you bet the "maintenance" required to keep her breathing is going to be your problem.
[–]Celestial_Europe4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I dont want to see the loser who made her pregnant so i dont have to wash my eyes.
[–]EvilKlownz2Gettin nasty with wall busters1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What? You have never seen a turkey baster before?
[–]miguelcar4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is the appeal behind saying your kid is your number one priority? Like who's going to rea that and say, "yes, I love having minimal time with someone because they're too busy doing something else." And minimal time it is.
[–]Fuzi0z4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would date a man faster than this female gorila. And im damn straight
[–]Oxidus9994 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I may get downvoted, but it may be because we as men are more empathetic, but damn I really feel bad for her.
[–]lucajones883 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d rather have the skinny bird she keeps on a chain next to her bed in that cave
[–]OldFashionMarineGunnery Sergeant Hoeman2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol....why do these bitches have a dating app when they already have a "#1 priority"......?
[–]daviddb11 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Low maintenance.....except for the grocery bill!
[–]armanikek2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
just from looking at her i can see that her weekly grocery bill exceeds $300
[–]starkfuture2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"My son is my #1. I'm rarely away from him" So, no job. Probably squeezing the ex's nuts for money, half of which or more might stop if any simp commits to this hog. Where do you think she expects to makeup the lost money?!.
Run like she is cancer. Because she is, on your finances.
[–]DevilsgunSir Chadly Thunderdong2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh, full custody of your son, who is of course Yer Werld...
So where would dude fit in to your life? You don't leave much room for dude.
As for not being 'high maintenance'... Well, yeah you can't afford to be high maintenance, but lucky for you you're built like a tank.
[–]Natuasi1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All. Of. This.☝🏽
[–]Sirmoah1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bloated heifer with an attitude. Next!
[–]CleofisRandal1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As long as you maintain that refrigerator at capacity
[–]five_eightJr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pig performs no maintenance. Definitely.
[–]EggOfDelusion1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She has full custody because her baby daddy is in jail.
[–]rebelauthorJr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sign me up!
[–]ImAWhoDat1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Zooms in on hand on her right shoulder
Tyrone...
[–]Rodbow151 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where her neck go?
[–]GinoR118781 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This girl looks like someone I knew from school, her name was “Biffis”, this girl looks like a Biffis..
[–]FirmFirefighter1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1mm cleavage
[–]SuperGoxxerRecidivist Fuk Boi1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Zero clavicle, working on second (or third) chin.
Holy fuck no.
That isn't low maintenance, thats take it to the junkyard to be crushed into a rusting cube kind of situation.
[–]signsignsignsignsign0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Where the fuck is that thing’s neck?!?!
[–]SnowMan8780 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's All So Tiresome
[–]GTFonMF0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With that high kilometres, I sincerely doubt it.
[–]ransay32770 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A 40ish single mom who stays home with Jr. is not High Maintenance?
[–]Thor-Loki-10 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure that food bill would be high maintenance.
[–]LiveTheTruth3210 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shes not kidding about the low maintenance
[–]TheObelisk0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is "my child is my number one priority" and "laid back" mandatory for female profiles?
His son is 6 years old for sure
[–]s15000 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most of her bio talks about her kid.
[–]Your_Coke_DealerJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Woof.
[–]5shad0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a human marshmallow. Sorry, I just had to say it.
[–]ShortWarrior0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Potatoes don't require much effort.
[–]Natuasi0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My God. This is hurtful to read.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just throw a bag of taco bell at the chubaka, she'll be happy for a few hours
[–]THOTdestroyer_60000 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure. You'll fit right in: https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/06/ba/0d/e1/longdown-activity-farm.jpg
[–]hollydoll270 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oof that's ruff
[–]TomahawkSuppositorySurvived the hoe hunger games0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She has no neck
[–]WOLFY-T0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She ready to fight.
[–]Gordon-G-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That heifer is 62 🐮
[–]Thetrvler-5 points-4 points-3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was so funny I almost downvoted the post in response to her pic...
Now I can see that maybe 20 years ago she might’ve been kind of cute (minus all the weight).
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