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[–]chalulinJr. Hamster Analyst451 points452 points453 points 6 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
Thankfully these type of pictures signal that 1) at the very least you'll get a titty fuck 2) if taken to at least Burger King they will put out for more.
[–]LastRedshirt175 points176 points177 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
after she talked to the manager of this said BK joint :)
[–]chalulinJr. Hamster Analyst133 points134 points135 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
While promptly showing her tits. But at the same time being mad that people see her tits.
[–]LastRedshirt52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well, its #typicalkaren <insert 90s comedy-show soundtrack>
[–]Yoda3009 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless they buy her a meal at Burger King
You can look but not for free
[–]ifuc---pipeline5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cant show enough tits on a date then wonder why there's no second date.but muh patrichrry.
[–]jrpark052 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Don'T oBjECtIfY ME iNcEL!!!!"
[–]GrimTracerThaddeus of Zion1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a waste of a great rack.
[–]Ifuckonyohoe8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I prefer to call it: BK lounge
[–]otakuzodCeddit savior0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitties in the BK Lounge, all they do is beg and they scrounge (Thank you for the De La Soul throwback)
[–]ogrelin97 points98 points99 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
OMG my eyes are up here!!!!
[–]Phaggo54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fucking perv!
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Atone for your sins by sending money to her venmo!
[–]Phaggo35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes m’lady right away
[–]PinBot11385 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
NGL, the Impossible Whopper is where it’s at, but it’s salty AF.
[–]NorthernOracle23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Off the charts levels of soy though
[–]PinBot113811 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So, that explains my immunity to these THOTs. /s
[–]onbakeplatinum8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol, if you were a soy boy you'd be buying them gifts and attending rallies on their behalf
[–]PinBot11381 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Touché.
[–]R41nmakerSr. Hamster Analyst325 points326 points327 points 6 years ago* (28 children) | Copy Link
The “no hook ups” line is to filter out betas. She would OBVIOUSLY hook up with Chad and let him finish on her tits, which she’s proudly displaying for all to see. Chad knows that the “no hook ups” line is NOT directed at him, so once he matches with Karen, he will tell her to “cum over” and she will happily comply.
EDIT: A word
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 91 points92 points93 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I like the way you think.
[–]R41nmakerSr. Hamster Analyst100 points101 points102 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Haha thanks. I think I’ve seen enough of these profiles to realize they’re all very identical, as if created from a cookie cutter.
“No hook ups” “My kids are my world” “Where are all the good men?”
[–]Sgt_ThundercokInvesting in Pussy Futures80 points81 points82 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And the kids are never their world, just accessories.
[–]LongTimeOn34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or a means to get money from some poor sucker...
[–]mustangfrankPeek-a-boo, Single Mother See's You31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everything you said is so true. Many a man would love those tits, but they are not for beta men, only for Chad, which explains why she is 31 and still single. She wants to be wifed-up and knows what worked in the past to get other Chads. Soon her story will be just like "The Life Story of Carol" That Carol was 41and showing breast shot and looking for a good man.
[–]Yoda3008 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They copy each other, so that's to be expected. No original thought to be found.
[–]FoxIslander6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"if you cant accept me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"...yeh blah blah.
[–]ShiftyShapeshifter77 points78 points79 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
"No hookups" is only there in case her friends / family / co-workers / church members / etc. somehow stumble across her profile.
[–]SeekingLevelFive22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bingo Bango Bongo!
[–]Cuntfart90005 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
CRADLE ROCK STYLE!!!
[–]houseoftolstoyUnchivalrous Christian5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Now that is something I did not consider. This idea should be spread around, as it certainly conforms to how women like to keep a good image in spite of the fact that their actions tell the opposite story.
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Standard ASD.
[–]m_elhakim53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Was talking with a friend once when we mentioned this "no hookups/ons" note. And he said that it merely translates to "wants hookups" . That's when it hit me. Why would you mention it if it's not on your mind?
[–]R41nmakerSr. Hamster Analyst45 points46 points47 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I used to think women would say this because they get flooded with messages from thirsty simps about “hanging out” so that this would be a way of decreasing the number of messages women get from guys who “just want to hook up.”
However, I think that these women have had enough hook ups and are now looking for “something real.” This may be the case (for beta buck$) but they ALWAYS break the rules for alpha fucks, Chads and Tyrones.
Someone else in the comments also pointed out that they probably say this in case a family member/friend stumbles upon their profile. This is probably another reason, but doesn’t make sense as to why they would say this but STILL post provocative pictures of themselves 🤦♂️
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Exactly. They think the "no hookups" text cancels out the sluttiness of posting 95% of their bare tits on the internet.
[–]TruthSeekingPerson14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women often say the opposite of what they mean. For some reason I used to listen to what they'd say and be thrown for a loop by how they behaved. Thankfully the red pill finally straightened me out.
When women say men think about sex all the time they actually mean that they do. Because it's their survival instinct to scheme for resources.
If a woman ever calls a man disgusting you can be sure she's angling to fuck him.
[–]onbakeplatinum11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Guys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting!
[–]Axehead885 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those sweet sweet memes!
[–]Imperator_RedTheRedPill's ShitLord5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The great irony of the red pill is that people accuse you of being an incel for saying this stuff about women, but it’s only because we’ve been Chad that we know this. It’s not like I read this stuff in a book; I’ve lived it.
I’ve matched with a 5 on Tinder at midnight on a Saturday when I was drunk, asked her if I could come over after 5-10 messages, then went over and fucked her brains out with zero talking beyond introductory pleasantries.
I’ve matched with a 20 year old college girl on Tinder, met her at a bar, refused to buy he a drink because she was underage, then went back to her dorm and fucked her in one of those tiny clown car college beds.
I’ve gone on a date with a super sweet 6.5 that seemed like a nice girl. I was gonna ask her on a second date because I thought there might be some long term potential. Before I got the chance she looks me in the eye and says “so can we go back to your place now?” I fucked her a few times over a month then she ghosted. I tried her again a few weeks later and she replied, “sorry, my boyfriend saw your text.”
I used to bang this 39 year old divorced cougar, then she found an age appropriate guy to date. I texted her a few times over the following months and she didn’t respond or gave short unfriendly replies. Until the time she didn’t. She invited me over and I fucked her brains out. “So you broke up with that guy?” I asked. “No,” she responded. “He’s just been pissing me off.”
This is the world gents. This is how women are without patriarchy to restrain them.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have heard this exact explanation from a woman the other day.
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[–]R41nmakerSr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Who the fuck are you? Don’t come in here to insult me and do not try to white knight. Understood?
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[–]R41nmakerSr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay.
[–]Mick_DonaldsJr. Hamster Analyst163 points164 points165 points 6 years ago (26 children) | Copy Link
Another Female NPC following the trend of having literally the same profile talking points as every single other female.
No Hookups Please
Looking for friends
Looking for Mr. Right
Done with fuckboys
My kids are my world
Only 6ft and up
I love fishing, camping, dogs and being outdoors
I dig piercings and tatts are sexy
I'm not like other girls
Well behaved women rarely make history
Live/Laugh/Love
They are ALL THE EXACT SAME. ALL OF THEM HAVE THE SAME PROFILE.
[–]Rondooooo56 points57 points58 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I've been searching for a word for a long time to describe these hoes. NPC is absolute perfection.
[–]leering85514 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
NPC?
[–]machinerer38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Non Player Character. It is a reference to videogames.
[–]Preoximerianas29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Non-player character, refers to the computer players in video games that stand there and give pre-determined dialogue always.
[–]Cuntfart90009 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Greetings traveler. Be sure to visit the inn for important quests posted by the townspeople. And remember, adventurer. No hookups!
[–]mounnrocc0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The word you are looking for is femoid.
[–]mc_md55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fluent in sarcasm
Let’s go on an adventure
Be the Jim to my Pam
And something about tacos.
[–]ShortWarrior30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
fEeD mE TacOS aND TeLl Me I'm PrEtTY
[–]onbakeplatinum5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think "feed me tacos" is a way to announce that they are fat like it's a good thing without saying it
[–]stereoroid38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!
ACK!
[–]xcalibercaliber12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love it when I see this phrase. It lets me know to IMMEDIATELY reject.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They love to use this one cause it spares them from judgement when they're in shitty moods and they take it out on others around them
[–]Mick_DonaldsJr. Hamster Analyst7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forgot this important one! Thank you!
[–]Gordon-G21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
...”I’m now ready to settle down with a Good Man”
[–]jrpark053 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...."Tired of the games"
[–]DoctorTagada17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think they may cut and paste the same message like mlm huns.
[–]SquirtBurt12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Loves food!”
[–]Scooned15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You forgot “traveling is my life”
[–]Mick_DonaldsJr. Hamster Analyst32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"I fold jeans at the mall, or I make coffees at Starbucks but somehow I travel to places like Bali, Prague and Dubai every year"
[–]Scooned16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Daddy” pays for it. And Daddy could mean her actual father or someone from a sugar daddy website
[–]michaelkrieger1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s not even the paying for it: What job, after entry level, let’s you take off to 2-3 trips for 2-4 weeks each per year? Or take months travelling at a time (teachers excepted from this)?
“Don’t worry- you don’t actually do anything at this company so sure- we’ll see you in two months.”
[–]s150012 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Arab oil shieks pay for it?
[–]Yoda3005 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But they usually get their money's worth
[–]Chad1Stevens12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women are Borg. You can take one from Nova Scotia and one from San Diego and they repeat the same phrases like a hivemind.
[–]Brazilian_Slaughter7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some of them might be advanced bots, lol
[–]FallenRook17128 points129 points130 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
If she's dressed like a slut but not willing to fuck don't give her your bucks, just pay a slut. When you fuck the slut, stick to the butt,drain your nuts and then go back to giving no fucks
[–]WiseMonkeyGoodMonkeyOutlaw Evilmonkey47 points48 points49 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This generations Dr Seuss right here boys.
[–]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]FallenRook1711 points12 points13 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
All these uovotes lol. I finally came out the negative zone so yay!!! Feminists are nasty when you start telling the truth!!!!
I love you bros. UwU
[–]FBI_OPENDOOR[🍰] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is what Buddha meant by enlightenment.
[–]maximo1984106 points107 points108 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Eyes up here please!" is what she walks around all day saying, and yet...
[–]FuckKarmaAndFuckYouSobbed when bleached assholes ruined flavor town13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch I better be hitting that floppy pussy and slurping those tits off by the end of the day. I'll take you to red lobster. Tell me if we gotta deal or I bounce. There's a million bitches with fat asses and titties out there tonight.
[–]redpillbanana78 points79 points80 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of those B films where they show a little skin at the beginning in order to rope you into a long and crappy movie.
[–]apparently125 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Works everytime. It's the only reason I know who Don Swayze is.
[–]houseoftolstoyUnchivalrous Christian7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And clickbait images for "Top 10 most embarrassing/hilarious photos" lists.
[–]bk683027 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aaaaah! The now classic I-wont-fuck-in-our-first-date-do-you-love-my tits-tee-eeh. The sure sign for a potentially long lasting and fulfulling relationship. And be assured SHE WILL speak to your manag....mother.
[–]rvail13621 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If you were looking for something serious, you'd have taken a pic of your Face, not your assets.
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
To be fair, her face was in this one. And she had full body shots. I originally posted this on another sub that doesn't allow personal identification.
If I can find the profile again, I'll share the rest of the story. She's a real winner.
[–]rvail1366 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fair enough, but even if her face were in the pic, showing that much cleavage proves the point of the thread.
[–]topofthecentipede14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hahaha In all fairness, "no hookups" means that banging someone you don't know can be uncomfortable and dangerous. If you buy some dinner and treat her like a person for a date or 2 you can still probably get in there and it's a better situation for everyone. I LOVE this page, I'm just saying in these instances that's what they mean.
I'm prepared for the downvotes.
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well if your name is Chad, you can skip dinner.
[–]plainnsimpleforever15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The problem is that these women don't know how to act these days. They've lost it all and now are just deer caught in the headlights. Feminism has forced upon them that they have to be strong independent women but most haven't a clue how to be that way. So they whore themselves out because they can't understand how NOT to use their femininity to get what they want. Their quest for independence is always based on their looks so you get this girl; 31 meaning she spent her 20s with Chad, taken her gender studies degree to the dizzying heights of a bartender job, and now using her deteriorating looks to snag the beta. And the whole time she would be considering herself to be strong independent yet every past action was always based on her femininity. And they wonder why they are miserable.
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can I borrow your bra, lady? I need a cover for my grill.
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that a tow behind smoker with a rotisserie?
[–]ClubZlut11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Where's the problem here..?
[–]PinBot11384 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is the destroyer of worlds.
[–]Lurkingnopost9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her shit personality aside, those tits will justify a side piece until her personality becomes unbearable.
[–]MDMCrab9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Photo and caption unrelated.
[–]RyansPutter7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the most common shit test out there.
[–]Drayelya10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tit pics = no hook ups apparently
[–]kfree313Got a ticket for the Woke Train8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Looking for a serious load on my chest. Oh and no hook ups” da fuq?
[–]TheDemonWhoComesRaging hard-on for slut misery7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
them knockers tho..
is the only thing she could offer, l guess...
[–]Meursault217 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*please let me get you hard and give you blue balls. But first, love meeeee❤️
[–]motrhed37 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No one else has said it, but damn, she has some thing serious already. Serious bustage.
[–]Bad_Idea_Fairy[🍰] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Probably going to be downvoted to oblivion or have this comment removed, but whatever, here goes, I'll try to be a voice of sanity.
OP cropped her profile, original picture has her face in it too. A girl can definitely have a picture with her tits in it and still be looking for a relationship, these things aren't mutually exclusive.
[–]RyansPutter10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The "looking for a relationship" thing is a shit test. It's the most common one out there and most men completely fail it.
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The rest of the profile wasn't any kinder to her. Typical "six feet tall rich guys only" crap, with nothing to offer but her nice body.
[–]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In your defense, I would like to see more faces included on these.
[–]st-johnson6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I feel like "OK Karen" could catch on like "OK Boomer"
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm good with that.
[–]oxyoxyboi5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pushup bra don’t be fooled men
[–]Sgt_ThundercokInvesting in Pussy Futures3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is my serious face. 😳
[–]maruadventurer3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hmmm. Guys supposedly lead by their dick. Could women like this lead with their tits?
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think they lead with some guy's wallet.
[–]PinBot11383 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While I fully catch the Karen reference like someone will catch an STD from her, I propose that we call these kind of women “Delilah”. If you’ve never read Judges 16, you’re in for a treat.
[–]6xxy3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s no wonder guys are fucking blackpilled.
[–]SawsRUs3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This slut thought her tits were enough to carry her through life. Shes probably right
[–]Svartanatten2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Omg I have a similar but in Swedish, addition, she claims to be happily engaged. Should rly start translate some of the gold....
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd like to see the Swedish version of her. For research, of course.
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[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Bumble. It's a shitshow. Women have to message first, which means they control everything.
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[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
They all suck. Nothing but thirsty Chad chasing girls. I honestly only do them for entertainment at this point.
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[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah I read an article on the economy of Tinder. It really opened my eyes to how jacked up things are now. Women that can't even get a free drink at a biker bar are acting like supermodels.
[–]Mrrebelshop1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta get em in the door somehow
[–]Chipster3391 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I once questioned a girl that posted something like that. She said “it’s perfectly normal and socially acceptable and if I’m comfortable with it then accept it. It doesn’t mean I want to hookup.”
[–]maximo19841 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"No Hook Ups" , just "Hold Ups", now give me all your money.
A distinct possibility.
[–]RanidaphobiaRolls up on dick tumblers1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Milk truck just arrive
[–]EcoVentura1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice.
[–]GeckoGuy451 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boobies.
[–]Scourmont1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
NGL I would motorboat the hell out of those and finish on her face. My extent of being a nice guy would be to throw her a dirty towel to clean up with as I ghost out the door.
[–]Rayovaclife1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm starting to understand this. Women post a generous of cleavage because they want to show a piece of themselves that makes them more desirable to men.
[–]Tex2361 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m not going to date her... but I’d let her speak to my manager.
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All of those crumbs... in Karen's cleavage...
[–]Axehead881 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am motor boating sunofabitch.
[–]Krampus13131 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
when I was single the "no hookups" were my favorite and easiest ones
[–]CaptainTarantula1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Flaunts breasts but says no hookups? Yeah, she wants a quality relationship.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dat ass thou-holdup.
[–]Jarin011 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ImprudentPrudence"Stable" as fuck1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I showed this to my dad and he laughed so hard he nearly choked on his lunch.
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Your dad is a good man.
[–]ImprudentPrudence"Stable" as fuck1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He truly is. He raised a daughter who would never do ... this.
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
We need to clone you.
[–]ImprudentPrudence"Stable" as fuck1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Worse things could befall the world 😂
[–]stickydickinmahbutt1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"No hook ups" her
shows tits as her profile pic also her
[–]SlickAwesome1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder if this is a real picture of her. Seems fake.
[–]Domebeers1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone got Karen's number? TITTIES
[–]ToshinRaiizen1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ROFLMAO that profile is tantamount to a pig biting on an apple after shoving cooking herbs up his ass saying: "PLEASE SIR CARNIVOROUS MAMMAL, DON'T EAT ME!!!"
[–]TRP_Hoplite0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Karen is either the Goddess Lakshmi with 4 arms or she is 50-75 lbs overweight with the weirdest figure ever, or this is photoshopped. I'm guessing she is obese and this angle is just as much to hide her wideness as it is to advertise her breasts.
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She had full body shots. She wasn't that bad. What the kids these days would call thicc.
If I can find the profile again I'll follow up. There was more that would be interesting to this sub.
[–]TRP_Hoplite2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Must be the angle. She's probably built like Ashley Graham which is very fun for now, but not after several years and an additional 25-75 lbs.
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Why would a non-slut wear the official slut uniform?
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