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CyberSmith34 · 2020-03-03T19:40:44+00:00

I love reading women's thoughts, a ton of cognitive dissonance, but it all makes sense inside their heads. Great partner, but single. Hates being alone, but loves being single. Mid-thirties but wonders, why the good guys are married. The hamster is truly a marvelous animal to tie all this into some coherently appearing mess. It did let some trace of self-reflection slip though, in the last "Did I miss the memo?". But I am sure it's gonna put that one into the the rhetorical question bin.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-03T19:51:23+00:00

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RunawayGrain · 2020-03-03T20:45:01+00:00

Mid thirties = post wall.

Definitely not ugly = "Most guys who stumble on my dating profile assume it's a pop up ad for the local animal shelter."

Great Job = "I want to quit and need a guy to provide."

Zero Dateable men in my vicinity = "Chad want's younger and hotter girls."

Boom, wedding ring = "All my girlfriends got married so now I have to have the status symbol too."

I'm happy being single = "Hence I'm online complaining about it."

Did I miss a memo or something? = "Where are all the good men?"

ThrowRA-4545 · 2020-03-03T19:50:46+00:00

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TitySuker · 2020-03-03T19:33:29+00:00

"Everyone at my job is happily married"

She's willing to breakup any marriage because a joke Brad in sales said gave her the tingles.

Honest_Solution · 2020-03-03T19:32:19+00:00

“I’m the type of girl that wants what she can’t have. If you aren’t married then I don’t want you, you aren’t nice. Only nice people are married.”

clinton-dix-pix · 2020-03-03T19:36:01+00:00

Lol. Access to all the men she could possibly want at her fingertips, yet none of them are ever good enough. The women of 2020: every single one thinks she’s a princess deserving of a prince.

Thetrvler · 2020-03-03T20:14:23+00:00

Yet another defective woman out of time with her 3 eggs hoping Prince Charming will swoop in and save her. Good job feminism 👍.

TerpsMakeMeDrink · 2020-03-03T19:53:20+00:00

"When any reputable man catches a glance (or whiff) of my abhorrent hatchet wound, they dart from my life faster than the Roadrunner. My beef curtains quiver when Marcus from AP asks me for an update on an invoice. Unfortunately, he has a mental deficiency since he chose a woman other than myself to settle down with. I ate my way through the wall once I hit 30, but no man wants my bloated stink-crevice, and I don't understand why. The problem is obviously that there are no dateable men around me, and not the fact that I am, myself, undateable. The relationship train has passed Marriage Station, and now the last stops are Pump-N-Dump Alley and RescueKitty Park. Please help bail me out from consequences of my own doing."

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-03-03T20:35:07+00:00

Men, don't forget that this kind of women hates you. It's YOUR fault for not meeting her fairy tale standards. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3081480/Hell-hath-no-fury-like-woman-scorned-rejected-attractive-man-makes-women-cruel-men.html

CreflowDollars · 2020-03-03T21:09:25+00:00

"Im happy being single but being alone sucks"

Words mean nothing to women lol

yoitsericc · 2020-03-03T20:55:50+00:00

Some of these women I genuinely feel bad for because they are getting the wrong information about dating and end up single and miserable.

Feminism and metoo has also ruined dating especially in the work place.

watchguy45 · 2020-03-03T21:05:51+00:00

So many men are hurt by this too.

What happens to avg joe who was willing to be her boyfriend and go do fun things with her when she was 31-32? He gets rejected harshly. Maybe he smartens up and finds someone , or maybe he goes mgtow and is equally as bitter.

Sad!

datduckyo · 2020-03-03T21:29:07+00:00

"im happy being single, but being alone sucks"

this my friends is an example of women being able to hold 2 conflicting thoughts simultaneously. their brains are designed in a way where they are not bothered by cognitive dissonance

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-03-03T19:35:06+00:00

rest in peace reddit titles

dwc151 · 2020-03-03T20:16:00+00:00

I guarantee her age range on Tinder is 21-25 when it should be 40-50.

colered · 2020-03-03T20:53:46+00:00

Did you miss the memo? Yep. Feminism is a lie, it's not meant to make you happy in the end. For any female readers, take her post as a sign of your future ahead.

DangZagnut · 2020-03-03T20:55:41+00:00

Yeah, you’re not happy being single lady. Happy single people aren’t unhappy. See how it works?

What’s the matter? None of the local millionaires are single? Weird.

Westernhagen · 2020-03-03T22:42:52+00:00

"Did I miss a memo or something?"

yeah it said get married while you were still young and fertile instead of "having fun" and focusing on muh career / muh education in your 20s.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-03-03T22:18:48+00:00

"Did I miss the memo or something?"

Yes. Every day you walk by and ignore men who would be a good match for you but you refuse to take any kind of initiative.

If you aren't being approached it's because those guys are out of your league or you're not as hot as you think you are.

GraduatedRP · 2020-03-04T00:29:17+00:00

Yep. I saw this on FDS. Such a sad sub. They are so so close to getting it. This comment almost deserves r/SelfAwareWolves

Their major problem is that unlike RP where younger men take advice from older and experienced men, post-wall women are taking advice from pre-wall women. It’s insane and they can’t even see it.

Obediah_Stane · 2020-03-03T21:15:45+00:00

The Wall hits hard and fast. Best part? It's inevitable

SuperGoxxer · 2020-03-04T03:00:22+00:00

I'm happy being single

Oh good then--

but being alone sucks

Oh for fucksake, you indecisive muppet.

z31fanatic · 2020-03-03T21:48:49+00:00

I'm happy being single, but being alone sucks.

Contradiction much?

They never know what they want, do they?

Morty50911 · 2020-03-03T22:36:02+00:00

Yea, if you could keep the respectable men happy they might have married your ass.

machinerer · 2020-03-03T22:58:22+00:00

She must not be a Pink Floyd fan. Else she would know the answer already.

"Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death. "

- Pink Floyd, Time, Dark Side of the Moon

alexdiezg · 2020-03-03T23:29:09+00:00

Did I miss the memo?

Absolutely. Should've gotten married back when you were in your 20s.

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-03-04T03:56:03+00:00

Thats me, a big loser. I'll never be good enough for her. Dammit, why cant I deserve her? O well, enjoy your cats.

LongjumpingChance · 2020-03-03T22:13:09+00:00

shes happy being single but being alone sucks???

her brain must be ultra dense to not realise her contradiction rofl

GerinX · 2020-03-04T03:00:01+00:00

Why would she think she could meet someone to date at her work?

Does she not understand that you just remain professional at work, and there are lines you shouldn’t cross?

Even if she found someone and it didn’t work out, they’d then make things uncomfortable for others.

anoughnymoughs · 2020-03-04T05:30:55+00:00

Imagine being mid-30s, single, and still thinking yourself better than some guy because he works out. That's the fucking memo lady. You're not better than the men you're looking down at. That's why you're single. Because you're at their level. That's why they're single.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-04T00:51:05+00:00

Let this be a lesson --- Put the dong down! Look for a regular good guy (not Chad/Tyrone) in your 20's if you want to get married. It's not f'ing rocket science.

p3ngwin · 2020-03-04T01:22:35+00:00

"I'm happy being single, but being alone sucks"

That didn't take long going from bullshit to the truth :)

Psychoticface · 2020-03-04T05:52:10+00:00

Ha meeting somebody at work... She'd probably be the first to "me too" the guy who made a flirty remark. Her definition of "dateable" is the main issue, needs broadening as currently this bitch has some serious tunnel vision

xfallenxwolfx · 2020-03-04T09:08:04+00:00

You can't make this shit up lmao.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-03-04T15:56:18+00:00

Did I miss a memo

Yes dear, you did. It had *#Metoo and *#believewomen written all over it.

bastardstepchild · 2020-03-04T03:49:59+00:00

great job

Wow, you sure know what men want...

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-03-04T12:55:12+00:00

Meet a guy at work. She’s funny. I guess she also missed the #metoo memo. The one from Mike Pence.

Tbh, the tide may actually be turning just a tad. We recently had to let a female go because of multiple complaints by guys about her making unwanted advances and creating drama in the workplace. Typical overweight single mom working as a cleaning lady trying to find someone to cuck up and foot the bill for her bad decisions. Which is fine, that’s what OLD is for these days I guess. But not in the workplace.

houseoftolstoy · 2020-03-04T16:02:43+00:00

every time someone looks like they'd be my sort, boom, wedding ring

No surprises here. She wants the same men that other women want, but is too late to the punch. The moral of the story: start searching early for the type of man you want to be married to and not expect he will be available at your convenience.

RRFdev · 2020-03-04T06:22:41+00:00

Protip: Take a woman's personal description and half the value to get the true accurate description.

Example: Average -> Fat

Decent body -> Chubby

Good at sex -> Blowjob + Starfish

Great job -> Middle class job.

Loyal -> Won't cheat in the first month, still keeps ex in speed dial just in case.

Christian - > Unbeliever but attends church occassionally, but even then not to find god, but to find Catholic Chads.

Cunt_Muffin1 · 2020-03-04T06:57:29+00:00

Gym grimaces? Wtf is that?

MosleyCirca1936 · 2020-03-05T04:17:10+00:00

"I can't have sex with your personality. And I can't make love to your college degree. And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams. So why are you sharing all this information with me?" - MC Vagina, PhD

Do women not understand how a team works? I already have a college degree and a great job. Why do I need yours? I want a woman who can do the things I can't do (bear children) and has the qualities that I lack (femininity).

Men want to marry a woman. They don't want to marry a poor imitation of a man.

RaceCarRIGHTNOW · 2020-03-04T14:04:25+00:00

Yes not only the memo but you also missed your youth.

jrpark05 · 2020-03-05T03:51:32+00:00

From reading this "nice" to her means he has high social value.

Ipride362 · 2020-03-05T13:27:07+00:00

She is partially right. The tattoos are a real turn off.

Fantastically_Inept · 2020-03-06T02:07:05+00:00

Yup, you missed something, alright...the scoreboard. The wall is undefeated.

RedditisCANCER999 · 2020-03-07T01:56:21+00:00

I have a feeling if she finally meets her "Mr right" and falls madly in love, only to learn that while he is single and ticks all her boxes, he is not interested in her. that will complete her transformation to bitter spinster.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-03-03T21:13:43+00:00

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Title	On Reddit
Author	just-one-more-joe
Upvotes	335
Comments	206
Date	March 3, 2020 7:27 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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