She’s ready to get serious

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-09-23T08:26:13+00:00

This is a good find, /u/TransportationFun665, but I've removed it for rule 6. Relevant portion:

Additionally, censor any children's faces if their mommy included them in any profile photos.

Feel free to resubmit (with a better title!) once that's been done.

NuclearTheology · 2021-09-23T00:44:02+00:00

two years sober; Drink every now and then

That's not sobriety if you've been to rehab. You also need to tone down the attitude if you're on the hunt for stepdaddy

OskarDarkness · 2021-09-23T01:12:15+00:00

I also am in recovery, 2 years sober but I use heroin every now and then

MelkorHimself · 2021-09-23T00:54:03+00:00

I'm a home body

So you don't go outside and exercise. I don't consider it likely a 20-year-old owns a Bowflex home gym.

I'm young but experienced

Pick one.

I want a life w/ someone

That's known as your child's father.

redditradishman · 2021-09-23T01:06:35+00:00

Poor kid, he's fucked.

OG-Bradley-D · 2021-09-23T01:10:40+00:00

Her job is a "package handler" you can't make this shit up !!!

Joaquino7997 · 2021-09-23T01:01:03+00:00

The kid isn't even a full year old and she's a recovering alcoholic?!?!

What sane man worth his salt would commit to this??

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-09-23T01:03:29+00:00

2 yrs sober but I drink every now and then.

I don't think she knows what sober is. If you are recovering from Alcohol addiction then you understand that even taking a single drink after your recovery puts you on a path to go back into addiction. It's why most recovering addicts won't even want to see the inside of a bar.

Esoteric-Wanderlust · 2021-09-23T01:10:17+00:00

A twenty year old single mother, who's an alcoholic with two years "sober."* Bro, forget Nigerian princes, this is who I want to give my banking information to.

Package handler

I bet you fucking are. Calm down a little.

*""

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-09-23T01:18:34+00:00

Experienced?

She has plenty of experience handling Chad's package! Huh huh huh.

Firm__Jones · 2021-09-23T01:11:22+00:00

2 years sober but drink occasionally LOL

ArrowGantOne · 2021-09-23T01:18:07+00:00

Package Handler: Yeah, I'd be willing to bet she's handled quite a few packages.

If she has a one year old child, and doesn't have the excuse of booze / drugs; it effectively says she's more responsible fu**ed up as a lab rat than sober. That isn't a good thing.

And any "mom" who posts a pic with their child's identity not censored is a bad mom. Not to mention, guys don't work that way. No man will ever say, "yeah she has more issues than a lifetime subscription to National Geographic, but that kid is so cute!"

UncleDad_AuntMom · 2021-09-23T01:31:13+00:00

“2 years sober but i drink every now and then” does sober mean something different now?

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-09-23T01:46:17+00:00

"I want a life w/ someone"

If only that had been her mindset before she became a single mom.

A_Walt_Whitman · 2021-09-23T02:11:28+00:00

Gotta throw in the ubiquitous "not looking for games" after you've printed out your fuck receipt

Harry_Teak · 2021-09-23T04:15:47+00:00

if you can't get down w/kids

Putting your fucking kid in the pic is a pretty good way to attract those who are very down w/kids. In a sane world this shit wouldn't even be allowed on profiles but I guess that would be too limiting for these betabux hopefuls. Gotta use all the bait you've got I guess even if the kid needs therapy for the rest of its life.

yellomachine · 2021-09-23T04:20:11+00:00

wtf girl??? You are DONE at 20!

HoopEaringAttitude · 2021-09-23T05:17:13+00:00

Lol. ‘Package handler’

Single mother. Status checks out

BlingBlingBoy0519 · 2021-09-23T05:31:45+00:00

"I quit drinking and have been sober for the past 2 years, but I still drink every now and then."

Yeah, like how a crackhead only baby doses "for the taste".

Also, her position is package handler. And by the look of things, she needs a promotion to package manager.

BellEnd1980 · 2021-09-23T06:05:46+00:00

Oh thank God. We were all waiting for this hot piece to go on the singles market.

SolidStateDynamite · 2021-09-23T06:10:59+00:00

My wife was 20 when we got married, but she was also a virgin with no debt. I won't say I've provided the perfect life, but she's always had access to money, a home, food, vehicles, etc. thanks to me (I think she's contributed maybe $1,000 to our finances in the decade we've been married).

This girl probably could've had a similar "life w/ someone" if she'd exercised a little bit of self-control. Instead she threw it all away, and for what? An alcohol problem and a kid who's gonna be saddled with issues because he grew up without his dad? What a waste. Multiple lives ruined and who knows how much welfare money spent unnecessarily, all because she couldn't be bothered to keep her pants on and think with her brain every once in a while.

Natriumzyanid · 2021-09-23T02:11:47+00:00

The childmonster still sends strong FAS vibes to me!

IJustLovetoEatBooty · 2021-09-23T03:02:07+00:00

This is the future everybody.

Thatshygurl · 2021-09-23T05:13:35+00:00

I feel like you can see a lot of this child’s face…

dbeatsranfose · 2021-09-23T05:21:40+00:00

Is noone else noticing that she needed to go to "rehab" and get "sober" at 18?

deckran · 2021-09-23T06:35:57+00:00

I absolutely loathe when they put their kid's face on their dating profile. First, why would she not want to protect her kid's identity? But then i remember the second reason i hate it. It's incredibly manipulative. It's meant to tug at the innate men's protective instincts. "Look at this cute little thing, don't you want to protect it and its poor mother???" Single moms like this are the worst of the worst.

And she's a "recovering" alcoholic who still drinks...... by age 20...

The government assistance she probably gets funded by men's taxes is enough. No man should have to further fund and fix this trainwreck. Sucks for the kid though. None of this is his fault.

CriticalEscapeBike · 2021-09-23T07:07:14+00:00

How do you remain "sober" and still drink?

king_of_the_potato_p · 2021-09-23T02:29:03+00:00

Shes definitely experienced.

Theonewithdust · 2021-09-23T08:20:51+00:00

OMG stop putting your kids photo on you dating profiles! Thats just messed up and irresponsible. Just stating that you have a kid is enough.

Title	She’s ready to get serious
Author	TransportationFun665
Upvotes	193
Comments	66
Date	September 23, 2021 12:41 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ptjtc0/shes_ready_to_get_serious/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/shes-ready-to-get-serious.1074870 https://theredarchive.com/post/1074870

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