Stop me if you've heard this one before: Single mother, looking for commitment, gotta be taller than her, and is self-admittedly crazy

BrutalDivest · 2021-09-08T16:54:31+00:00

Lmao that angle man. She is trying so hard to hide her actual physical appearance.

Why won't women post pictures of what they actually look like?

MrMcpizzza · 2021-09-08T17:01:17+00:00

You ever noticed the women who aren’t that great looking or have small breasts and out of shape also demand to be with a taller man? I noticed all the naturally pretty women who aren’t crazy never bring up height on these dating apps.

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2021-09-08T17:11:29+00:00

Why would you openly post a picture of your gut on that app? LOL

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2021-09-08T18:09:36+00:00

I have the biggest heart

I can be crazy

Yeah, that's syphilis.

scorpionandrose · 2021-09-08T17:01:16+00:00

So no discipline or correction of your child’s behaviour, only resources.

KidPowered17 · 2021-09-08T17:40:28+00:00

Translation: provide for me and someone else’s kid, don’t discipline my crotch goblin, and make sure you’re exactly what I want to even have a chance in hell with me. Oh yeah, I’ll nag the hell out of you when I’m bored b

Teososta · 2021-09-08T18:26:40+00:00

“As long as you’re loyal”

Code word for: doormat. You can be loyal, no guarantee she will be.

throwawayranterz · 2021-09-08T17:13:14+00:00

claims to be looking for commitment

poses in underwear on bed

I wonder who really is the one lying here. If she wants commitment, she should get her "quick attachment" habits in check and stop looking suggestive in her first impression shot. It's really not that hard to learn the basics of elegance/class, fashion and self-presentation according to your goals.

It's also funny how the first characteristic she demands is height, when at 5'7", even if some men are shorter, it's unlikely they're really significantly shorter. And hey, when that extra weight stretches you horizontally, any skinny man of the same (or probably even shorter) height will in a way seem taller and leaner than you. Pretty ridiculous.

(Mandatory music reference at the end.)

littlestminks · 2021-09-08T19:26:57+00:00

It’s so crazy when I see single mothers who are pregnant or with a young child. Like you were just with a guy..clearly..and you’re already looking for a new one??? Date 3 months, baby, break up, start over. On repeat but why, life, are you so cruel lol

Vespasians · 2021-09-08T17:42:07+00:00

I'd have an oversized heart too if it was trying to pump blood around that monstrosity.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-09-08T18:33:29+00:00

Do you believe in magic?

I don't.

Vertical strips make women ribcage look smaller. Ruffles can cover up things unsightly like small saggy boobs... She's sitting to hide the fupa/gunt apparently. She's implying bedroom action by sitting on the bed.

P.S. Her last line about her kid, is telling that she picked some real losers (chomos) in the past.

Rob141414 · 2021-09-08T18:53:12+00:00

Pay for my bastard for the next 17 years….

alienmuseum · 2021-09-08T17:51:39+00:00

She admitted to being crazy! Stay the fuck away!

FlowComprehensive390 · 2021-09-08T18:22:52+00:00

I'm sure her heart is big - pumping blood through her fried-food-filled veins has surely forced it to grow in order to get strong enough to keep her waddling along.

Hunk_Maggot · 2021-09-08T20:11:44+00:00

You want a men, taller, willingly to be patient with your bs, loyal, provider that do not indoctrinate your spoiled brat for a pre owned fat pussy?

yeah you sure worth the fucking torture.

krissfedora · 2021-09-08T17:26:48+00:00

More the smiley/emoticons, more the hamstering.

Urmomsnewfriend · 2021-09-08T20:38:48+00:00

She got that humpty dumpty body.

Lonystal · 2021-09-08T21:20:27+00:00

"I'm a single mother"

you don't have to read past that

thealchimistguy · 2021-09-08T21:47:24+00:00

She has the biggest heart attached to the biggest stomach

kidruhil · 2021-09-08T17:52:25+00:00

I actually LOL'ed when I saw the pic. Goddamn yuck

NickTesla2018 · 2021-09-08T18:13:39+00:00

Mrs. Potato Head. : (

ronm4c · 2021-09-08T18:54:29+00:00

Notice she said nothing about weighing more than her

slipkid223 · 2021-09-08T20:59:25+00:00

Sorry, nutty angle or not you are fat. You are honest about being crazy why not be honest about your size. It's obvious you don't have any problems finding someone to bang you.

southerncraftgurl · 2021-09-09T02:33:26+00:00

I don't know what is worse, the picture or the profile itself. Either way, she thinks this will attract men?

redditradishman · 2021-09-08T18:22:06+00:00

Gotta be taller... very rarely see such a demand. Almost like every girl requires this. But not every girl has a kid...

IlikeMaryandTina · 2021-09-08T18:57:27+00:00

A lot of people can’t afford her child.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-09-08T21:20:06+00:00

Another single mother....ugh

Gaiinahat · 2021-09-08T23:11:35+00:00

"...and don't treat my kid any type of way you're not supposed to..."

Don't care what she looks like. She's already laid the trap. I wonder how many men she's taken down with pedophile charges because they pissed her off...

NEVER date single moms.

Radamus1976 · 2021-09-08T23:19:06+00:00

Just wondering why admitting you're a ball of psycho is something that a lot of women add to their profiles. Do they think it makes them edgy or mysterious and a turn on for men? I mean you need to be a seriously high level of hot for men to willingly want to date a self-admitted crazy chick instead of a pump and dump and most women who admit to their inner-psycho, on dating sites, are not even remotely close to that hotness level.

redveinlover · 2021-09-08T23:22:03+00:00

Her heart isn’t the only thing that’s big

ShortWarrior · 2021-09-09T00:47:46+00:00

I can be crazy, but don't like to be

The bitch is actually crazy.

KilledBoner · 2021-09-09T02:05:01+00:00

I'm taller than 5' 7".... I'm in, boys!!

Snoo30468 · 2021-09-09T12:39:24+00:00

single mothers are damaged goods. they opened their legs for an alpha (high self esteem/high self confidence, masculine, dominant) bad boy who disappeared after having sex. then around the age of 30 they look for a beta provider to save them.

waveformcollapse · 2021-09-08T18:22:37+00:00

there isn't much left to commit to.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-09-08T20:43:12+00:00

Batshit crazy single mother?

Hard pass.

ssebastian364 · 2021-09-09T01:35:48+00:00

When ever they mention height , it's possible that you are encountering a Narcissistic person, ignore

peguy2000 · 2021-09-09T08:42:05+00:00

She should be jailed for bringing a baby to the world. Seriously the kids gonna have so many issues, he never had a chance to begin with. This is beyond disgusting behaviour

CaptainEdMercer · 2021-09-08T19:44:55+00:00

First thing you have to do is prove to her that you're not a liar. Sounds fun.

linux_user__ · 2021-09-09T00:39:41+00:00

Her pose is very suggestive of her personality, this picture of her is literally telling me "fuck me and give me money", like literally who the fuck shows off herself like this, suggesting to anyone that she is just a sexdoll who needs to be taken care of. Funny how feminists cry all day about how men objectify women, but wtf am I supposed to do when I look at this picture, which deliberately is sexually suggestive, it's like saying, "I have literally no other value for you than to be your sexdoll". No picture of her painting, or building something, or showing off her other talents, it might not be as hot, but it shows you at least that you are dealing with a women with character who is talented in other things. But no, she is only good for 1 thing and 1 thing only. Well then don't expect to settle down anytime soon sweetie.

whosyourmomma99 · 2021-09-09T04:53:58+00:00

I don’t understand the pose. No matter what size or shape, that is going to be an unflattering angle.

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-09-08T22:09:22+00:00

You don’t have to tell us you are crazy.

Alturius · 2021-09-08T22:47:48+00:00

"I'm tired of being lied to" ... then don't keep choosing to have sex with men who are liars.

She admits she is not learning from mistakes and then modifying behaviour accordingly, to avoid repeating the same mistakes over and over again.

sharedisaster · 2021-09-09T01:18:37+00:00

‘any type of way’

Cool, the zoomer-level/ebonics slang is all I need to know to swipe left

Renogunz · 2021-09-09T12:13:17+00:00

Get attached quickly...easy to be fucked by strangers

Jakes1967 · 2021-09-09T21:17:32+00:00

If she's looking for commitment, I'm sure there are a few mental institutions, that'll be happy to comply.

Gallagherx11 · 2021-09-09T23:53:33+00:00

🐳

coloradocaniac · 2021-09-09T05:26:47+00:00

Is original thinking possible?

Melek_Taus666 · 2021-09-09T22:00:03+00:00

She's tired of being lied to... Okay well I'm looking to pump and dump forget about stepdaddy

justaguyinbrooklyn · 2021-09-09T22:10:00+00:00

she looks like she stinks

reignoferror00 · 2021-09-09T23:16:38+00:00

"I'm looking for a commitment, I'm tired of being lied to."

pick one.

Fairwareprovidence · 2021-09-13T20:57:18+00:00

Oh shit she used the "magic eye that doesn't quite work" filter you know this is gonna be bad.

miller2693 · 2021-09-16T23:49:58+00:00

She's trying so hard to entice some suckers with that camera angle. I wonder how many dudes would fall for her scheme?

HowDoIGetToHyrule · 2021-09-24T12:45:38+00:00

"a commitment" instead of "commitment".

A single letter providing a trove of information.

Agreeable-Resist-957 · 2022-02-20T02:24:55+00:00

Define crazy get at me

Title	Stop me if you've heard this one before: Single mother, looking for commitment, gotta be taller than her, and is self-admittedly crazy
Author	gopherdong
Upvotes	433
Comments	137
Date	September 8, 2021 2:48 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/pkbz7b/stop_me_if_youve_heard_this_one_before_single/
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