This Wacko isn’t even hiding it

Svedska · 2020-03-15T07:07:46+00:00

Ok this is one crazy entitled bitch. She can go screw herself for good.

SirKolbath · 2020-03-15T07:05:32+00:00

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

piph333 · 2020-03-15T08:09:54+00:00

It's not enough to not drink - you can't BELIEVE in alcohol either. Delusion is the boarding pass, apparently.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-03-15T07:31:39+00:00

Not a lot on offer here.. except insanity maybe?

gazza6345 · 2020-03-15T08:02:38+00:00

Can’t tell from the pic is she at least an 11/10?

jacksawyer75 · 2020-03-15T09:19:27+00:00

Why did you accumulate 300k in loans just to try to be a rich housewife? This is why Bernie will never win. Who wants to pay for her useless education if she doesn’t want to ?

Nighthanger · 2020-03-15T08:17:35+00:00

Oh boy, what simp would fall into this leech person.

Casualview · 2020-03-15T09:27:00+00:00

Sounds like a FDS mod

EbuHatela · 2020-03-15T08:28:57+00:00

Still she would get at least 100s of suitors. And they say Female Privilege doesn't exists.

Sollertis-Maximus · 2020-03-15T08:37:19+00:00

This is a troll...it has to be.

Stateist555 · 2020-03-15T10:45:48+00:00

does she know ...she is...black ?

constant_hawk · 2020-03-15T08:30:02+00:00

r/ChoosingBeggars

sfwaccountfw · 2020-03-15T09:03:25+00:00

Next you'll say, you were trying to sound retarded.

^{^{^{^JoJo}}}

ummagumma99 · 2020-03-15T08:35:35+00:00

She needs some reality check, delusional af

comtruise223456 · 2020-03-15T09:17:32+00:00

Online dating for women is a businness , profitable for some but not all

PuddleOfMush · 2020-03-15T09:33:48+00:00

So uh... what exactly are you offering, lady? You going to cook? Clean? Bear children? Stay in shape? If any man is willing to provide all that shit to you he better be able to come home to a fresh beef wellington on the table and you on your knees under it.

CreflowDollars · 2020-03-15T12:39:50+00:00

Imagine if any other species on earth did what human females are currently doing, they'd be extinct within several generations.

uncommonparka · 2020-03-15T09:24:30+00:00

I feel as if this is just an elaborate troll job.

BurdenedChad · 2020-03-15T16:27:28+00:00

If you were not born in the USA, don't talk to me

I wonder what this is all about. There's a lot of betabux foreign guys in medicine/STEM jobs on the West coast she could be preying on. Guys from conservative cultures with bride prices and gift-giving traditions who haven't realized how awful American women are yet...

$350,000

This is completely insane. No one who hasn't attended med school should have this much debt.

If you drink alcohol or believe in it...

I wonder if this is for religious reasons or if she got clobbered by an alcoholic Chad/Tyrone.

dream wedding

Kinda funny that she's planned all this out and knows how much it'll cost. Like, the guy's preferences/religion/culture or how big his family is are just non-issues. He's a vehicle for fulfilling her fantasies, not a human being with agency.

11bNg · 2020-03-15T10:38:17+00:00

Not nearly attractive enough to pull this

The_Veteran_Raven · 2020-03-15T13:36:16+00:00

Damn. I meet all the criteria except I believe in alcohol (though I don't drink it). Almost had myself a wonderful gf, fellas!

SquirtBurt · 2020-03-15T13:55:32+00:00

Sorry JoJo, that’s a NoNo for me.

tralala501 · 2020-03-15T09:09:57+00:00

what is "believing in alcohol"?

TheUnwritenMyth · 2020-03-15T09:14:39+00:00

Has to be a joke

TheSecondComing97 · 2020-03-15T09:27:22+00:00

$30 000 for a wedding ring?

In what universe is this shit normal?

Sir_Troll_a_Lot_ · 2020-03-15T09:33:34+00:00

Vagina is way down in the commodities market. She will have to settle for a cat.

datromanianguy · 2020-03-15T10:08:16+00:00

350k in loans? How did it get so bad?

AlmostWardCunningham · 2020-03-15T10:29:21+00:00

She would have to be a super-model to even get a guy to do this, and even then she wouldn’t need to be on dating apps at all for that.

Wallstreet3 · 2020-03-15T10:56:25+00:00

On top of that she doesnt even suck your cock.

silly_birb · 2020-03-15T10:58:56+00:00

So she costs 1 million

StingRayFins · 2020-03-15T14:50:43+00:00

Go to a local club on Saturday night and you'll see 50 of her... what makes her think she can demand that much?! LOL

Boss123456789a · 2020-03-15T08:36:13+00:00

Damn that reaks of entitelment

linuxlover223 · 2020-03-15T09:53:57+00:00

Why would I put up with this cunt? Pussy is not worth these demands.

TheCicc · 2020-03-15T11:21:05+00:00

Yall ever heard of fake profiles? Or maybe even satire?

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-15T11:23:38+00:00

Buckwheat is bonkers

BlackWinterShinigami · 2020-03-15T11:53:44+00:00

They should include full pic of this hilarious specimen. Wow entitlement with a capital E. SMH

escailer · 2020-03-15T13:56:35+00:00

Dream on, Hooker. Dream the fuck on.

Profitglutton · 2020-03-15T20:34:52+00:00

No one is gonna wife up a multi-million dollar liability when everything is said and done. She's out of her mind.

Bodhisattva-13 · 2020-03-16T06:35:36+00:00

All the entitlement aside. How does one believe or not believe in alcohol? It literally exists in physical reality.

Graciey48 · 2020-03-16T06:53:55+00:00

I highly doubt her wedding will only be $50k. I work in weddings. Those things are expensive!

dorballom09 · 2020-03-17T05:17:34+00:00

Wow...what do I get in return 🙄

FakeTrending · 2020-03-15T09:33:58+00:00

Sounds like she is trying to be self-aware funny but probably still wants this

Sankdamoney · 2020-03-15T09:44:40+00:00

From what I can see of her face, eyes, and hair, she’s delusional... hard pass.

meerita · 2020-03-15T09:59:00+00:00

*Jordan's laughin GIF*

avinagigle · 2020-03-15T11:34:37+00:00

wow doesn't seem unreasonable at all

TngoRed · 2020-03-15T11:41:45+00:00

So is this where I put everything she wanted under her name only and skip town?

JayMeadows · 2020-03-15T11:58:59+00:00

She reminds me of what's-her-face from 90 Day Fiance or some shit like that. Just wanted everything high class.

quietone28 · 2020-03-15T12:17:56+00:00

She doesn't believe in peoples' freedom to drink alcohol or she doesn't believe in it's existence?

iwilzkilz585 · 2020-03-15T12:47:48+00:00

I love this, the ones making demands are always like 3's.

nelsonbt · 2020-03-15T13:21:16+00:00

The only lie here is the lie of omission, that she’ll divorce him and take everything at the earliest opportunity.

Tailtappin · 2020-03-15T13:43:15+00:00

This one strikes me as just straight up insane. No point in offering anything but condolences at this point.

suicidemeteor · 2020-03-15T14:32:09+00:00

Ah yes, a hooker that costs at least a million and is probably entitled as shit.

Nero9214 · 2020-03-15T15:04:44+00:00

My money is on fake

SoakMyBigCork · 2020-03-15T15:18:22+00:00

If you were not born in the USA, do not contact me.

Assuming this is even remotely real, I'm assuming she's trying to weed out foreigners. I wonder if she's too dumb to realize many men she would consider foreigners are natural born US citizens. I also wonder if she's too dumb to realize that any person born on a US military base anywhere in the world is considered a natural born US citizen.

Ruffianthydog · 2020-03-15T15:26:03+00:00

Gotta look @ that hoe in the eye & tell her bitch your pussy ain't even worth $5. GTFOH

TeddyPuffDerGrass · 2020-03-15T15:40:17+00:00

She can’t be serious lol

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-03-15T15:46:55+00:00

Fake, she wouldnt confess to dollar amounts

SJimPickins · 2020-03-15T15:59:15+00:00

oh my, my dream woman. I get to pay for everything and she might touch my penis at some point and if im that rich, surely there is no chance she will divorce me and feel entitled to more than half of everything i own and a life time income!

Sign me up for that!

Psychoticface · 2020-03-15T16:17:25+00:00

What does believing in alcohol mean?

houseoftolstoy · 2020-03-15T16:18:39+00:00

When a man is looking for a woman that is marriage material, he should always ask himself, "Will this woman be a positive addition to my life?" Many men may not find a 'yes' to that question, but this is something far worse than usual. This woman shows herself to be nothing but an anchor to weigh a man down. $350,000 in loans? And she already is telling you the wedding ring and wedding prices? That is just the listed expenses, as Beverly Hills is not cheap and you just know she is going to be a bottomless pit of liabilities when it comes to "all expenses."

She must have had a spoiled childhood to think that listing all of these demands is the right idea. There is no way she has enough to offer a man with this list of requirements.

Abraxhas · 2020-03-15T16:28:35+00:00

Thats an expensive hoe.

ronoda12 · 2020-03-15T16:30:08+00:00

Whos this gutter trash

sosovain616 · 2020-03-15T16:35:44+00:00

I really hope her profile is a failed attempt of a parody otherwise girlfriends gonna be alone for a longggggg ass time. Just her and her student loans

geo_gan · 2020-03-15T16:41:04+00:00

Is she taking the piss or what?? $350k in debt and she still expects to blow another $50k on a show-off wedding ceremony??

Also what the fuck does “believe” in alcohol mean??

DjembeDrummerGuy8972 · 2020-03-15T16:44:39+00:00

350k in loans?

VivekPC · 2020-03-15T16:48:28+00:00

This has to be a joke

accountforfilter · 2020-03-15T16:56:32+00:00

This has to be satire, I'm sorry, it's just too over the top. I think you've been bamboozled.

Travelingcali86 · 2020-03-15T16:56:39+00:00

Which dating app is this

bk6830 · 2020-03-15T16:58:04+00:00

How can I be as nice and gentle as possible?.....Go f@ck yourself.

expendablekerosene · 2020-03-15T17:11:49+00:00

What the almighty fuck!? You're $1.5M down after tallying her debts and requirements. No vagina in the world worth that.

Long_Range_Shooter · 2020-03-15T17:16:15+00:00

Who does she think she is a Kardashian?

mgtowthrowww · 2020-03-15T17:38:53+00:00

Jesus, she’s gonna either die alone or very disappointed.

WeAreLostSoAreYou · 2020-03-15T18:36:20+00:00

And she will find her simp believe it or not. Why hide it when it’s achievable?

Yeurruey · 2020-03-15T19:06:45+00:00

She must be joking, otherwise she's got a very low IQ score because none of this makes sense at all.

AngryDragon_910 · 2020-03-15T19:40:05+00:00

HAHAHAHA

Seriously, go fuck yourself.

Thetrvler · 2020-03-15T19:49:36+00:00

If it sounds unbelievable and it comes from a woman, she’s serious.

ToshinRaiizen · 2020-03-15T19:55:48+00:00

Even the simpest simp wouldn't touch this one.

allHibbityBibbity · 2020-03-15T20:04:14+00:00

How do you make such poor decisions sober?

SerpentineCurio · 2020-03-15T20:06:04+00:00

I have rejected my humanity JoJo!

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-03-15T20:53:04+00:00

She forgot to include "must be over 6 feet tall and have big dick". Maybe she will update it later.

AngusBoomPants · 2020-03-15T21:27:22+00:00

What a bizarre adventure

SuperGoxxer · 2020-03-15T21:59:26+00:00

This bitch.

So its about $430,000 before the house. I checked Zillow, and a five-bedroom house costs anywhere from $2.8 to an eye-watering $125 million.

The average seemed to be around $20 - $30 million.

Add it all up, and you're paying 430k plus $25 million (avg) which is $25,430,000 or roughly $2,902 dollars an HOUR to be with this bitch.

Hahahaha, no fucking way in hell.

napsdufroid · 2020-03-15T23:48:10+00:00

This seems to be a shitpost. If it's not, it should be.

3DWomanHelps2DWomen · 2020-03-16T02:25:01+00:00

She doesn't even deserve the title Jojo...

Talos402000 · 2020-03-16T04:07:06+00:00

Well, at least she's honest about being a gold-digger, you gotta give her that.

EEE_Edd · 2020-03-16T12:47:12+00:00

Wow such an ugly duckling, for such high demands.

spaghetti_hitchens · 2020-03-18T20:38:33+00:00

I believe alcohol exists and has legitimate medical use. Good thing that eliminates me.

GoyimAreSlaves · 2020-03-22T05:26:59+00:00

Maybe if she was a hot blonde German with blue eyes, but her? Lmao

Half_ass_guard_pass · 2020-03-23T19:45:32+00:00

hahahah how does a young lady wind up thinking like this and putting this into the world?

2020-03-15T09:01:11+00:00

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Title	This Wacko isn’t even hiding it
Author	AbsoluteMercenary
Upvotes	1039
Comments	171
Date	March 15, 2020 5:48 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/fiwr02/this_wacko_isnt_even_hiding_it/
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