My DNGAF is broken

SorcererKing · 2019-10-10T01:19:42+00:00

As the flair I applied to this post implies: never go full retard.

wkndatbernardus · 2019-10-08T00:53:26+00:00

Why did y'all even get married if all you do is cheat on each other. It's like you have an unspoken open marriage...with combined finances.

redismyfuture · 2019-10-07T23:51:35+00:00

Wait wait wait...

You think your Chad bc she snuck into your window, but in reality it wasn't your window as you were still living at home with your folks??

Or, you think your Chad but she was sneaking in your window when you had roommates? Was she that embarrassed to be seen with you?

Is this a troll post?

You aren't Chad if you're that insecure about pig fuckers dick.

hack3ge · 2019-10-08T00:24:49+00:00

So wait? Your wife came clean about banging your neighbor while you were married?

Annnnnnnnnnnddddddd NEXT.....

PS - you aren’t chad and your wife is a cum guzzling cheating whore. If she admitted to once it’s been way more than once.

tspitsatgp · 2019-10-08T00:59:06+00:00

The timeline is all screwy. Either you are saying she had an affair 4 years ago and you just found out or you are saying that she banged someone else 10+ years when she was a plate (and married) and you found out 6 odd years ago and now you have discovered TRP and your hamster is on fire because you are now realising that you are in-fact not chad but rather just another dude who has oneitis and thinks that his peacocking from 10+ years ago, and a bit of current day strange, means anything at all.

Your DNGAF is not broken. It simply never existed. It’s easy to NGAF when you are fucking multiple plates and have little invested in them, because you have little to lose. But put a ring on her finger and have some kids. Well, now you have something to lose. The catch is most guys settle in, get comfortable, solidify their oneitis, feel like they DNGAF because everything seems great and she’d never do something like THAT and then smack, suddenly their ego is under attack and they realise they actually do give a fuck. But it’s too late.

Why the fuck am I even writing this, you are totally the sort that’s going to delete their post to try to protect their ego.

Taipanshimshon · 2019-10-07T23:55:20+00:00

Is this the story you tell yourself?

Your numbers don't line up.

And Chad never gave gave a fuck.

Smuggler-Tuek · 2019-10-08T01:09:41+00:00

I’m not sure but her morals may be dubious... Just a hunch but hey, maybe you really are special.

mrbadassmotherfucker · 2019-10-08T05:43:52+00:00

Chad 🤣

effyouasshole · 2019-10-08T00:39:30+00:00

She secretly fucked more than one guy. And she'll fuck more in the future. Are you OK with this?

No? Then you know the next move is to meet with a divorce attorney.

Iammrp2 · 2019-10-08T01:03:49+00:00

Troll faggot

Sepean · 2019-10-08T06:45:08+00:00

I don't think you know what DNGAF means. There are many things in life you're supposed to give a fuck about. If your car is broken, you care and you fix it, or replace if it is totalled.

There's a huge difference between your wife throwing some crazy shit test that you shoudn't GAF about, and your wife cheating.

This pain is real, and it has for real diminished her value. Maybe you can get over it and she gain regain some of her value, maybe not. At best it'll take time, and lots of submission and sex.

I don't know how to deal with all this anger and I might need to find council but who the fuck has taken the red pill and is a counselor?

You won't find better council than on here.

red-sfpplus · 2019-10-08T13:51:55+00:00

This is why I just use Dixie Paper plates.

Good for one time use and you just throw em away with the mess of food you left on them.

GoodWillFunky · 2019-10-08T16:28:11+00:00

Talking of Chad. Is Chang the Chinesse version of Chad?

dilberryhoundog · 2019-10-08T01:02:58+00:00

hot sweaty monkey sex

You sure its not monkey dancing?

Captain_pants4 · 2019-10-08T03:23:55+00:00

Cool, cool. Just start fucking someone else

Grimsterr · 2019-10-08T05:39:21+00:00

Sorry bro, I'm all out of troll-chow.

JameisBong · 2019-10-08T11:32:30+00:00

If she cheated with you,she will eventually cheat on you. Congratulations sir,you are officially her beta bux and cucked hubby while she gets random protein shots from your neighbors.

InChargeMan · 2019-10-08T14:31:28+00:00

My DNGAF works just fine. TG;DR (Too Gay, Didn't Read)

adeptintact · 2019-10-08T19:24:22+00:00

I think you need a DNA test to confirm your young kids are biologically yours.

Rogue68486 · 2019-10-09T01:12:46+00:00

Did she do pig fucker while you were married or exclusive or not exclusive?

Slightly matters

Big_Daddy_PDX · 2019-10-17T04:43:39+00:00

This is not the post of someone with frame or outcome independence. It’s of a clueless fucktard. You married someone that was cheating on her husband but had to sneak into your parent’s basement?! Talk about making stupid decisions.

Title	My DNGAF is broken
Author	saumurai-j
Upvotes	0
Comments	32
Date	October 7, 2019 10:42 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/der3bq/my_dngaf_is_broken/
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