Wrong panties

Whisper · 2018-06-05T05:07:25+00:00

You did brilliantly.

Now ask her what hers looked like.

DiggerClam · 2018-06-05T05:32:51+00:00

Back in the lost & found basket for these then

Borsao66 · 2018-06-05T04:31:55+00:00

Oh... You want these too then?

kendallb183 · 2018-06-05T04:22:32+00:00

It's not what you say from here, it's your attitude that matters. Dont apologize or appear apologetic. Own it and make it a joke.

88Will88 · 2018-06-05T23:20:26+00:00

I fail to see a problem here. Your SMV just jumped 2 points in her opinion.

curbsidelawyer · 2018-06-05T04:20:05+00:00

lol.

never let a bitch leave anything at your house my guy...it starts with bras & panties bt usually ends with clothes & shoes.

then before you know it, she’s moving in !

VasiliyZaitzev · 2018-06-05T04:57:12+00:00

Well fuck, how should I react to this ?

Threesome.

MagnumBurrito · 2018-06-05T14:20:49+00:00

Accidental alpha

Metalgear222 · 2018-06-05T16:53:11+00:00

Unintentionally tried to return the wrong pair of panties to a plate once, she feigned being pissed about it then proceeded to give me a mind-blowing blow job. They're so damn competitive.

XT3M3 · 2018-06-05T11:32:07+00:00

she now loves you....

you fucked up kid...

nah but seriously she more turned on now that she knows there's other girls. play that how you want.

aaaGreg · 2018-06-05T04:12:17+00:00

Living the dream 👌

nummas · 2018-06-05T04:31:35+00:00

Haha, Gold. Done something similar with a bra I found in my room once. Think nothing of it. Laugh it off. You are not exclusive so you have nothing to apologise for.

look_good · 2018-06-05T07:36:29+00:00

act as if it never happened. if she ever brings it up, game her, have fun w it. doesn't really matter what u say, just don't let it get serious.

dongpal · 2018-06-05T13:24:16+00:00

lmao you accidentally showed abundance

bruiser18 · 2018-06-05T13:44:24+00:00

How can a girl leave without wearing underwear lol wtf

ppanthero · 2018-06-05T10:22:59+00:00

Will make this new girl even more attracted to you. Just be playful and joke about it. Like the “lost and found“ comment.

Da_RectumWrecker · 2018-06-05T08:28:40+00:00

Oh god I have made this same mistake a few times before. Don't acknowledge it any further. Just carry on like nothing happened.

[deleted] · 2018-06-05T12:59:05+00:00

I gotta do this

VillainyUnchecked · 2018-06-05T12:51:43+00:00

You're on fire, don't sweat it... the only mistake you made was squandering your time second-guessing yourself with this post. It may be worth considering, however, that there has never been a bitch born who ever 'accidentally' left her gear anywhere... sometimes this is a basic shit-test, sometimes it is merely base territoriality. Regardless, in the unlikely event that she turfs you for your 'sins', this is exactly the kind of shit that makes her friends want to fuck you. Victory.

VickVaseline · 2018-06-05T15:13:40+00:00

You should be giving advice here, not asking for it lol

Bruchibre · 2018-06-05T04:46:33+00:00

Well fuck, how should I react to this ?

Looks like you've scored some points to the plate game :)

Just laugh it out, "Oooops sorry" should do the job

zboo1h · 2018-06-05T17:52:38+00:00

Don't react to it. It isn't important at all. Just let it roll off you.

[deleted] · 2018-06-05T15:35:45+00:00

Did this but with a couple black dresses left at my house. Well done.

Peter_B_Long · 2018-06-05T17:58:26+00:00

"Sorry I think those are your mom's"

"Sorry I think those are your grandma's"

"My bad I think those are my wife's"

"My bad I think those are my husband's"

"Nevermind, I forgot that I wore these last night"

I always give my guests a hard time when they leave something, accidental or not. I had a girl leave a hair clip in my room and I sent her a picture saying, "Is this your way of getting invited over again?

This past Saturday my guest said that she couldn't find her ring (not wedding lol) and she was certain that she brought it when she came over. I busted her balls and said very sarcastically, "okaaaay. You just happened to lose your ring. I'm pretty sure you planted it somewhere for the next girl to see it"

Ocdriddenman · 2018-06-05T16:30:43+00:00

Why would any female leave her underwear behind? Do people really forget to put on their underwear after a night of sex? I've never forgotten to put on my underwear. Seems a bit of a story this one

FwoGiZ · 2018-06-05T13:00:58+00:00

Shit like that happens to me all the time... I'll can't for the life of me remember which movie I watched with who so it gets awkward haha
Earrings is a big one... actually happened last weekend.. then same girl left her freaking sandals yesterday.

The funniest is I'm big on blondes and have blonde's shampoo in my shower and always joke about it haha

waynebradysworld · 2018-06-05T20:27:01+00:00

"oopsie"

Title	Wrong panties
Author	swimminginblue
Upvotes	145
Comments	67
Date	June 5, 2018 4:10 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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