I need a pickup line for a girl named Bambi

CrystalBlueEyes8 · 2021-12-16T20:03:22+00:00

You cute doe!

trexxx719 · 2021-12-16T21:25:38+00:00

I would kill your mother to get a shot at you.

DominantlyWeak · 2021-12-16T19:53:34+00:00

She probably gets Bambi the deer related pickup lines all the time to the point where it's boring or annoying, best to just avoid it

BeRadStayRad · 2021-12-16T20:53:23+00:00

Oh deer, I’m gonna shoot my shot

conker1264 · 2021-12-16T20:00:33+00:00

Want to grab a coffee and exchange childhood trauma stories of our dead mothers?

DoomerToChad · 2021-12-16T19:54:44+00:00

Hi Bambi if I was a reindeer i would Rudolf the f out of you. Lmao don't say this to her

mingey555 · 2021-12-16T20:44:56+00:00

Your names Bambi? Well that's funny, coz I was thinking about skinning you like a deer.

Credit goes to Bloodhound Gang - A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

DoomerToChad · 2021-12-16T19:48:02+00:00

Hi Bambi, i think You are cute. Wanna go grab a coffee?

elusiveclownface · 2021-12-16T20:56:12+00:00

Hey Bitch someone shot your mom…

kittybrehbreh · 2021-12-16T21:28:04+00:00

Just ask her if you can be thumper

omegadeity · 2021-12-16T20:00:19+00:00

I'm going to hell for this but...

Hey Bambi, I'd rather shoot my shot in you or on you than at you.

mrdedfolx · 2021-12-16T21:39:55+00:00

oh your name is Bambi? they call me thumper, hows about we go to my neck of the woods and after i thump on that pretty flower of yours we go kill your mother.

That_Seaworthiness63 · 2021-12-16T20:21:11+00:00

I’d really like to mount you.

shathecomedian · 2021-12-16T21:00:33+00:00

Hey bambi

I’ve been hunting for a girl like you but I’d never shoot your mother

whomeverIwishtobe · 2021-12-16T21:33:08+00:00

As someone who smashed a girl named bambi I was fawning over that pussy and it gave me a real thumper good luck G.

sergeiglimis · 2021-12-16T21:34:31+00:00

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daftluva · 2021-12-16T21:02:15+00:00

Hey Bambi, let me be your Thumper

AS IN: LET ME THUMP UR ASS LMAO

Cipo-ypo · 2021-12-16T20:46:40+00:00

Hey, Bambi, I'm here to shot my second shot.

Valuable_Accident_75 · 2021-12-16T20:51:49+00:00

Let me hit it from the back n make your legs go all Bambi

Mmm91for · 2021-12-16T21:15:41+00:00

Don’t think so much bruh just say this

“Usually I’m into deers, but you will do.” Proceed to give her a red nose “Let’s go Rudolph”

its_whot_it_is · 2021-12-16T21:34:58+00:00

You would look great above my fireplace

Foolforthought080 · 2021-12-16T21:43:19+00:00

My name is buck and I’m here to …

CrossroadsDem0n · 2021-12-16T21:46:08+00:00

"How awesome that your mother gave you a stripper name, I'm looking forward to dating you both."

EagerSleeper · 2021-12-16T22:35:20+00:00

I don't have a good pickup line, but every girl I've ever played this song to immediately falls in love with it:

Jidenna - Bambi

It could be the soundtrack to y'alls first date, haha!

buttchexsizdabez · 2021-12-17T05:08:32+00:00

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I want to fuck you in the ass.

(That's it, just tell her you want to fuck her I the ass. It's not that hard)

keyson5 · 2021-12-17T07:50:49+00:00

Bambi was a male. It’s a trap!

sergeiglimis · 2021-12-16T20:23:42+00:00

ask her if she wants to go feeding, then just go out to a field full of grass. not sure what to do from there.

Imaginary-River136 · 2021-12-16T20:23:38+00:00

Hi, I’m (insert name here)

MattPruga · 2021-12-16T20:29:12+00:00

you don't want a pickup line, because she will know you practiced that same line 17 times in front of the mirror at 3am. Just tell her you think she is attractive and want to get to know her.

LesWhite · 2021-12-16T20:35:45+00:00

Hi Bambi, I like men

BenYareem · 2021-12-16T20:47:57+00:00

"So I asked reddit for pick lines to say to you, want to hear them out." the one who suggested i just say i like you got down votes to oblivion.

Woujo · 2021-12-16T21:48:49+00:00

Dont listen to any of the dumbass responses in this joke subreddit. Just say hi how are you, my name is X.

hypnosmurf · 2021-12-16T22:27:21+00:00

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

chriipping · 2021-12-16T19:52:04+00:00

Hey do you want to get some coffee?

Cuz I don’t think being named Bambi makes a difference unless you wanna reference the movie where her mom dies lol or hunting.

I saw you from across the room so I wanted to shoot my shot like the hunter in your movie lmao I don’t know how that’d work. Good Luck!

galih_ken · 2021-12-16T21:01:23+00:00

Last time I checked you're a deer. Hi, my name is..

iluvreddit · 2021-12-16T21:44:51+00:00

Hi Bambi, will you be my Bimbo?

TheRealNotaredditor · 2021-12-16T21:46:17+00:00

Wow your names Bambi? That's a great name... so you wanna go out sometime?

iamfromtwitter · 2021-12-16T21:49:08+00:00

"hey bambi, i would rather shoot at you than at your dad"

NoNegEver · 2021-12-16T21:53:35+00:00

Our love story would put disney out of business

imnotokayandthatso-k · 2021-12-16T22:02:26+00:00

Hey babe can I shoot your mom? Where I am taking you, you only need to say ‚daddy‘ anyway

olliedog8 · 2021-12-16T22:10:34+00:00

We should go grab dinner with your mom! Oh wait…

mrdedfolx · 2021-12-16T22:14:25+00:00

really??? i thought that was the closer. lol

2021-12-16T22:16:03+00:00

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Bark4Soul · 2021-12-16T22:17:39+00:00

Tell her you'll be there for forever unlike her mother 🤷🏻‍♀️

jss12u · 2021-12-16T22:23:17+00:00

Work something in about her mom

Chef_Boyardee_thicc · 2021-12-16T22:24:23+00:00

Hey Bambi. I wanna shoot my load deep inside you 😉

JosephND · 2021-12-16T22:25:35+00:00

“Did your mom die in a forest fire or do I have to try to impress her, too”

Bojuric · 2021-12-16T22:25:42+00:00

Wanna go watch Deer Hunter?

Pbear4Lyfe · 2021-12-16T22:30:20+00:00

Try not to make a big deal about her unique name it will get better results. I know because My mom is named Bambi.

canismajores · 2021-12-16T22:41:13+00:00

You know that bambi means pink in Arabic Let's see some lines

Sonic_Medley · 2021-12-16T22:49:22+00:00

Hello my deer ❤️

clutch_usa_-6 · 2021-12-16T23:02:42+00:00

If she has soft skin: Your name is perfect, because your touch is as soft as a Fawn.

jaelythe4781 · 2021-12-16T23:06:43+00:00

I guarantee you, with a name like that, she's mostly likely heard every stupid pick up line out there to play on it. Be the exception and just make normal conversation.

shady_gamer · 2021-12-16T23:20:00+00:00

Isn't that a boy's name?

scohaila2k4 · 2021-12-16T23:25:51+00:00

I will leave you walking like a newborn deer/bambi

huggles7 · 2021-12-17T00:03:37+00:00

Yo girl…you tryin to get shot and make a child cry?

acbosssssss · 2021-12-17T00:58:55+00:00

Bambi eyed bitch

…I’ll see myself out and back to the Vanderpump Rules sub👀

3SidedDie · 2021-12-17T02:05:19+00:00

"Lemme do like homer did and hit you up" or smh

G1Scorponok · 2021-12-17T02:34:44+00:00

You don’t look like Dwayne Johnson at all!

BDF1999 · 2021-12-17T03:02:53+00:00

Oh deer

Lust9897 · 2021-12-17T03:34:04+00:00

Hey, I thought I’d shoot my shot.

No_Ad2349 · 2021-12-17T05:46:38+00:00

Let’s hit the vip

2021-12-17T06:19:29+00:00

A pick up line, a roll of dollar bills or a rifle and a grille?

Wait... you said a girl, nevermind the last one.

Transurfer_ · 2021-12-17T07:00:38+00:00

bomb-hi

A-DNA · 2021-12-17T07:38:54+00:00

Bite me Bambi

Groundbreaking_Cup95 · 2021-12-17T08:08:05+00:00

Hey Bambi, you gave me lots of enjoyment and fun when I was a kid, now I want to return the favour

thats0K · 2021-12-17T10:19:10+00:00

nice shoes! wanna fuck?

Title	I need a pickup line for a girl named Bambi
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	94
Comments	122
Date	December 16, 2021 7:28 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/rhy41o/i_need_a_pickup_line_for_a_girl_named_bambi/
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