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[–]EklyM 194 points195 points196 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
"Nice"
"Niiiiiice"
[–]ThatZBear 33 points34 points35 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice
[–][deleted] 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Lopsterbliss 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice Username, don't personally like the band, love trym tho!
[–]EklyM 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think part of me was going for that. :\
[–]Con45 69 points70 points71 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It goes nipple, dick, pussy, asshole.
[–]Lopsterbliss 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the nipples of your dreams, were actually my nipples of your nightmares
[–]Lead ModeratorThrowawayPUA 94 points95 points96 points 13 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
how would you respond?
I would look at the pictures.
[–][deleted] 43 points44 points45 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't forget to show your friends
[–]rebuildingMyself 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/gonewild delicious karma!
[–]puppy22 29 points30 points31 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
How about one of these?
http://i.imgur.com/6NgW2re.gif
[–]IBelongInAKitchen 33 points34 points35 points 13 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
God, that man is still beautiful.
[–]stferago 17 points18 points19 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fun fact: his hair was always gray. He had to dye it brown for Friends.
[–]nitrous2401 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wait, seriously?
[–]Ambassador_throwaway 5 points6 points7 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup, he started greying back in his early 20s.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I could even hear the 'ting' in my head as he winked.
[–]robot_army_mutiny 63 points64 points65 points 13 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Dick pic
bitches love dick pics!
[–]Rumjux 39 points40 points41 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Side note: They don't.
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 13 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Unless they're in the mood.
That's the important part.
No one who has the balls to send dick pics have the brain to know when to send dick pics
[–]Lukekk 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never show balls or face.
[–]mcnultysbluecavalier 5 points6 points7 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hint: Never
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I beg to differ.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I worded it weird, but basically what I was trying to get at.
[–]Jigoogly 11 points12 points13 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]CitizenShips 16 points17 points18 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not even going to ask. Not even going to THINK about asking.
[–]Space_Bungalow 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never include the balls, and never show the face
[–]Routine_Chain8716 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay send me your boobs 1st
[–]Perkinstein 71 points72 points73 points 13 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
First time commenting on /r/seduction but I figure this is a good time to weave this tale.
I'd been hooking up with this chick off an on for a few months. We go out to the bars and parties sometimes. One day she tells me she's kind of seeing someone. I knew we weren't exclusive so it didn't come as much of a surprise. I say ok, no big deal. About a week later were texting one night and she sends me a pic of her cleavage.
Now any red blooded, tit loving guy would take this as "come on over, we're getting freaky". So I did. Well her man was there. No confrontation; she answered the door, said not tonight, and I left confused and frustrated.
A few days later we meet up and chat some. She apologizes for the confusing message and that's that. She tells me later their relationship is open to a degree and she really likes me.
The point of this is this: every woman is different. A cute pic by one girl may be "tell me I'm cute" another might be "I want the D" and another might just be "Have a pic of me to keep me in your mind".
All women are different; you cant just "know" what to say to a girl just because of the type of pic she sends you. Best advice: listen and learn the chick, then throw it all to the wind cuz their minds work different then men.
[–][deleted] 72 points73 points74 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
so you just showed up without asking? totally not weird
[–]gabriot 18 points19 points20 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it were in a movie/show it would work
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
well she said not tonight, so isnt it possible it would have worked if the other guy wasnt there?
idk maybe.. ASK
[–]turkoizdog 8 points9 points10 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This. Any time a girl sends you a picture, she's trying to tell you something. More often than not, it's up to you to figure out what. If you know her well enough, you'll know what it means and how to respond, which proves to her that you know her well.
For example, I was seeing a guy who used to send me pictures of his food all the time, basically trying to prove to me that he was worth a long term commitment because he could cook. As someone who isn't too good at cooking, this was appealing. When I would send him a picture of something I made, he would start talking recipes with me. Ask me what type of pasta I used or something. Then of course he would joke that he could probably do better, and because of my pseudo-competitive nature, I liked that.
[–]Perkinstein 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Exactly my point. I too can cook fairly decent. And sending a pic of food I cooked could've gone several different ways with different girls of my past. Some would take it as you did, others who couldn't cook as well feel bad because they couldn't cook.
[–]turkoizdog 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Plus, the guy I was seeing was Irish, and I'm Indian. So he'd make Indian dishes to prove that he could. Of course, it was stuff like potato curry, which I'd tease him endlessly for. :P
[–]sacredshinobi[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahahahaha
It took me 30 seconds to understand what you mean't, that was a good laugh.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sounds like she just likes the attention and you got played.
[–]Perkinstein 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh not really. She does like the attention (read as the D), and we still hook up from time to time.
[–]BloodMuffin 54 points55 points56 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That'll do pig.
[–]beegreen 19 points20 points21 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or respond to #6 like #5
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 13 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Up the ante and tell her very specifically what you want to see. You know she'll give up the ass when she complies. Reward effort, ignore half assed attempts. When she asks what you think (because she's craving affirmation) simply respond "I was waiting for the really good pics to come before I said anything". It will make her rise to the challenge to satisfy.
[–]GermanDude 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Will it? I got half-assed pic's from a lady recently and I can't get over it. I also told her (maybe to explicit?) that I ignore half-assed pictures. But she simply said she doesn't want to share certain pictures. (Because I am not her boyfriend, blabla) I am sure there are many girls like that out there, or how would you overcome that?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
haha! she made you chase her down. IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE! shes going thru the effort to get your attention. dont give it to her unless she produces. if shes sending you pics shes 90% committed to the project.
[–]GermanDude -3 points-2 points-1 points 13 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I don't think she goes through the effort, well maybe my point is actually besides the place, because I asked her for the pictures (only after she told me she takes a lot of those). And I shouldn't give her my attention, well then she just won't text me anymore. Which doesn't really look like commitment to me.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Don't tell her you're ignoring her. Are you 15?
[+]GermanDude -6 points-5 points-4 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Good point. I just told her that I won't text much with her if she doesn't want to share any pictures (she actually doesn't live nearby me at all) I won't text her much anymore, because I am busy (actually) and previously we texted so much, so I was rather blunt and said the above. She already received some pictures from me, so it is "her turn"...
The above might not have been elegant, but we talked a lot and I tried several different approaches, but she seems too insecure about her body, she said she hates her V**...
[–]the_cucumber 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Stop acting so German!
[–]GermanDude 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
haha, that actually made me laugh :D I guess I'm really a bit stiff. >_>
[–]__Cyber_Dildonics__ 20 points21 points22 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
post them on the internet
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In this thread
[–]gabriot 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give me number 6
....ah yes.....mmmmm....... there we go
[–]Iceinthewater 9 points10 points11 points 13 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
tell her she's looks pretty/cute, something specific you like. she's just trying to turn you on and stay on your mind. if she wants a pic back, send one, but if it's a selfie, don't smile.
To 4, shirtless pic, in boxers. To 6, dick pic with caption: "look what you're doing to me"
[–]LeRedditFaceXD 50 points51 points52 points 13 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
I have to disagree, sending a dick picture is never a good idea.
Show her your abs and arms/chest.
[–]lisan_al_gaib 11 points12 points13 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I know several girls that ask for them. I think they work in your favor if you have a monstrous, veiny meat stick, but yes, chest and ab pics are usually the best send.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I never send any pictures even if they ask me to. If they want to see my cock they need to do it close and personal.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah as much sexting as I've done I've never preferred a dick pic to the real thing. If you're thinking of sending a dick pic just tell her to come over and see what she's done to you.
[–]lisan_al_gaib 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That probably works best.
[–]Iceinthewater 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you've slept with her its a VERY good idea, used at the right time. Don't disagree unless you have tried it. Dick pics are standard for girls I'm sleeping with. But hey, I got one that gets good reviews. But it's not like a bombardment. Every once in a while.
Girls love the D. Once you lose sight of that, dating feels like an uphill battle.
[–]gothichippie190 -2 points-1 points0 points 13 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
lies. always send a dick pic after she sends you a nude. otherwise they'll stop real fast.
source: am a lady.
[–]GermanDude -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Could you go on? I am actually thinking a lot (again) right now, because I got such pictures very fast, but actually since/after then it got only downhill. (i.e. regret "I shouldn't have sent you these pictures" blabla) What do you guys think about that? Possibly my bad?
[–]gothichippie190 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I mean, everyone is different blah blah blah. And don't respond to a picture of her face with your junk, but if you get a topless pic, send one of you shirtless, she'll probably respond with lower, and then you go lower. She may be feeling slutty, which is possibly why it went down hill? But personally if I send a full body/close up I want one in return. Ladies like the nakey pictures too ;)
If she sent them though she is interested so internet high five for that!
[–]GermanDude 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I didn't. :) May I ask if you're a female? To be honest, this was one of the few times a girl sent me such full nudies(!) -without me asking - but she actually sent them to me (according to her) because she was insecure about her body shape.
Anyways, the whole thing happened already a few weeks ago and while we were skyping a few nights, I think I already ruined any attraction. :/
[–]gothichippie190 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am a female. It seems weird to me that she would send them because she is actually insecure. Usually girls say that cuz they want you to tell them they are in fact the hottest girl you've ever seen. (It's the "you have a biggest dick I've ever seen" of the girl world) She may have also freaked out afterwords?
[–]GermanDude 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What you mean by "freaked out"? Just, as said there was regret. She is indeed a hottie. But so I guess it's more attention-whoring, not actual interest in me, I guess. Good point to keep in mind. :)
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[–]GermanDude 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What? In this case it was straight away "nipples and pussy" > downhill... and I didn't send her anything (I won't) and I'm not interested in anyone's butthole.
[–][deleted] 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I saw that video and I wasn't asking a question to you!... I just thought you actually had some intent to write somewhat of an reply...
Tell her you'll delete them and she'll feel a bit better.
I look at them every other week. LOL But yes, she thinks I deleted them...
[–]Iceinthewater -2 points-1 points0 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
just wanna add...I've had so many women take dick pics I sent, and show them to their girls, to women at the office, etc, bragging. Chest/abs is toolbag jersey shore. D-pic is pervy, but again, tried and proven over and over. Gotta use at the right time. So as far as "never" ....I'm just shaking my head and laughing cus I know how much it turns women on.
[–]greenspans 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With a picture of Tom Cruise
[–]SarcasticOptimist 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ask their names, have her talk about them.
Offer a genuine opinion, probably leaning towards optimism.
Are you going to use that for Facebook?
"Nice."
You're making me hungry. Or "wish I could eat with you." Or post a recipe of something you plan on cooking and invite her over. (assuming you have a kitchen/know how to cook)
Can't wait to see you. I'd avoid sending back these types of pictures unless you have been with the girl for a while or are dating her exclusively.
[–]merrickx 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Escalate the dialogue appropriately enough to ensure she is flirting/wants the D/V. Some girls just send pictures because they're cute and want to flaunt.
[–]playfulpenis 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she's sending pictures to you, that means she's being a total sweetheart and should be rewarded. Enjoy her and her pictures and then do/say something nice for/to her.
[–]TeddyV 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I respond and tell her that her phone has a 10 second timer. Did she even bother to read the manual... then escalate.
[–]BurningPixel 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
post them on /r/gonewild and collect tasty karma?
[–]arcile 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Send her funny pics you find on reddit
[–]JayInTheBox 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess I can share my story here.
During the summer I met this girl who seemed interested in me so I started to devote time to her. We started to talk via Facebook and it was a lot of fun and then she sent me a picture of herself. my first reaction was this girl likes me so I thought it was pretty cool. Of course, she wasn't the type to want the D before marriage so she never sent any nudes. However, she sent me over the course of two months close to around 500 pictures of herself to me. I thought she was really interested in me so when we finally met she was so goddamned awkward it wasn't even funny at all. Soon afterwards, she friend zones me and then doesn't even talk to me anymore.
Comments, questions? I'll answer them all.
[–]ozymodeus 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1,2,3) cute
5) No response
4 and 6)These look great, but if I am going to have a real opinion Im gonna need to see more examples.
What if the girl is asking you for pictures repetitively, in the sense of what it means? Obviously you would ask for something in return, but I'm just asking about what it means.
[–]_Crystallize_ 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No matter the picture, you're gonna tell her she looks hot in all of them.
[–]DrunkAtTheWedding 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CJ090 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Cool." and leave it at that
[–]Stonna -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If she sends nudes she's probably dtf right now
Please
[–][deleted] 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes please
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